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>Be Asian
>Encouraged to date an Asian girl by everyone
>Zero play from other Asian girls, they're all busy chasing Chads
>Finally get a qt slightly weeb white gf
>Other Asian girls are also mad as fuck when they see me with her, call me a race traitor
>Parents/relatives find out
>Mad as fuck, constantly trying to shame me
>Fire back, tell them that Asian women are cunts

Why are they so entitled? If they didn't want me back then, why should I want them now?
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>>27388693
Dunno, man. People are cunts. Good on you, though, getting a girlfriend. Focus on the girl that likes you, not all the girls who don't.
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>>27388693
>>27388718
OUT fucking normies shitting up the board
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Anyone notice how the most racist races also coincidentally happen to be the most superior? Take Asians, even more racist than whites, and obviously the masterrace. These "racists" accept racial differences because unlike the shittier races, they aren't faced with the horrible prospect of inferiority.

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anyone here had pinworms? it itches alot around the anus, i wipe my ass with paper its clean and still itches

i sometimes wonder if because of the pinworms my belly gets alot of bigger when i eat something (because of gases maybe) i mean hes not that big but when i eat something its like 3x bigger
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>>27388579
Don't bite your nails, that's how you get them.
I used to get them all the time when I was little.
Just shit 'em out.
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Man I had those once and the only way I could relieve the itching was to have Jamal and his 6 gangsta niggas come over and rape my tender white ass from dusk till dawn.

Guaranteed to soothe any itch bro.
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>>27388704
go b4ck to >>>/b/

ass

captcha: select all images with grass
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What the fuck? Are you from CadenMoranDiary or wsgy?
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>>27388523
You better fuckong respond lsn
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>>27388523
introducing

If he was able to run, would Obama be reelected?
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Something tells me Obama wouldn't run a 3rd time even if it was allowed. If it was between him and Trump though Obama would win.
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>>27388464
I think he would be, assuming that the election is him vs Trump. Clinton is still far less popular than Obama and she leads Trump in most national and state polls.
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>>27388485
I think he would know better. Even before the 22nd Amendment, only insanely popular presidents have even seriously considered it (Jackson), let alone actually done it (Teddy Roosevelt, FDR). Obama is still fairly popular, but not anywhere near the level that those three were at the end of their second terms.

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WHO THA FUCK UP???

DF TO HIT THA LYK BUTTON

WE REALLLLLLL NIGGGA HOURS NOWW
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SMASH IT
M
A
S
H

I
T
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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP PHAMALAM
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>>27388183

WE UP NIGGA.
ME AND MY GIRL ARE LIT LIKE BIC RIGHT NOW.

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Is /r9k/ a safe space?
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>I need some muscle over here!

Meanwhile she probably has never even fucked a nigger.
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nope because normies are comming here, where ever normies discover large gatherings of wierdos they try to ruin the fun.

Time to polish my AK47
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>>27388032
It's an outlet. No one is literally forced out because they have different opinions. Plus, we can't talk the way we talk on/r9k/ in real life.

Hey /r9k/
how long do you cook your hot pockets?
1:45 masterrace here

also, pepperoni pizza is the best flavor, prove me wrong
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philly cheeseteak has better meat desu
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I have no experience with hot pockets but I microwave burritos for 2:30
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differing microwave wattages you dumb fucking cuck

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I just paid off the last of my student loans and my car. Feels really good. Maybe being a wagie isn't so bad.

How much debt do you have Robots? What kind of debt is it?
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>>27387457
none
feels good man i dont owe anyone anything
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>>27387457
HAHA FAGGOT. I DONT OWE SHIT
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>>27387492
Yeah it does. I had enough money to pay it all off saved up for a while, but I always felt like I needed it in my checking account in case I needed to spend it....

Then I realized I already spent it years ago...

First step to god tier retired-early NEET status accomplished.

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>break up with gf
>straight up tell her I felt no attraction to her
>3 months later
>she's dating a black guy
Fuck. I know I broke up with her. But god damn this feels aggravating.
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ok
you have been memed for 2 seconds
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>>27388367
I honestly wanna kill that degenerate nigger lover and him
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>>27387212
Why are white men and black women so sensitive about black male/white female relationships?

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>be 26
>Associates degree
>no job experience other than a 1 year period where I helped a guy do tile for minimum wage

Should I just off myself or is there a light at the end of the tunnel?
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KYS originally not original
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>>27387196
dude i'm 23 and work retail with no college degree or anything
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>>27387217
But do you think I could even get that job at my age with ZERO experience?

>tfw when im actually a reptilian. You muthafuckaz cant even bo robots unless your a reptilian. You mothafuckaz dunno what its like to have to possess and live through people from a whole other dimension.

>tfw no reptilian gf
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>>27387086
bruh . . .

bruh... you ok?
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>tfw just an ordinary grey hybrid

Pls kill me
I'm an abomination
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>>27387106
My threads are doing iron man numbers now

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can we all agree to vote for donald trump just to watch america fall. or rise to great new levels and ban the mexicans?
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>trump will singlehandedly make america collapse
>trump will somehow make America great """"again""""", despite being intentionally vague on the details
nice meme
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i wonder what will happen to all the mexican restaurants
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Yeah, if Trump were elected, he would end up as yet another mediocre president. Things wouldn't be better, nor would they be enormously worse, we'd just continue our slow decay. I guess that makes it a bit hard to get worked up about him, anyway.

i've never had a good relationship yet i keep trying to pursue them by internet dating

so stupid
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>internet dating
Is this a last resort thing? Is there a stigma with someone who uses an online dating service?
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>>27387022
I've used okcupid and pof for a couple years now
gone on maybe 6 dates
one resulted in a gf for about 2 months before I lost attraction

I give it another 3 years before I give up and pay for something like match.com or eharmony


the free sites are full of single moms and sjw liberal retards
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>>27387022
I used them before I was 21 an didn't really have many ways to just be in situations where I could meet women in person. I'm 21 now an can go to bars an more kinds of venues. It's much better and I'll probably never go on an online dating site again.

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>2016
>trusting bitches who wear makeup

Kek
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>>27386900
She just has acne.

I took care of my acne, I'm sure she can.
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>>27386927
>She just has acne

and dark circles, sparse eyebrows, and poor complexion
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idk why people think that girls put on makeup to lie to men. Maybe some girls just wanna wear makeup because they dont want to walk around with hyper-pigmentation or blemishes.

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>tfw your only online friend deleted you everywhere and now you have nobody to talk to again
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>Tfw friend deleted you. You get sad and try to ask why did you delete me.
>They don't reply
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>>27341896
>>27341860
Because you are a shitty person who dont deserve anyone.
Kill yourself
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>>27341896
>>27341860
>TFW you delete your only online friend for no particular reason other than a wanting to feel missed.

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