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Naturally, my parents are going on vacation when I want them to drive me to a urologist for this dick injury.
>>27390947
where do you live anon
also, this is one of my favourite wojaks
>>27390947
>Anon comes into the surgery
>Has a dick injury
>Wants me to refer him to the urologist
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27391004
East America.
Are you offering to drive me? It's fine. I'll just wait an extra week. Hopefully nothing bad happens.
>when she asks if you like memes
>When he shitposts
>>27390882
redflag fred?
>>27390882
>tfw no bf obsessed with rare pepes
I just want 1 (one) friend.
I'm sick of being alone.
You don't feel alone when you're around others?
drop skype ill add you
>>27390864
Take a class. Cooking can be fun. Or photography.
Alternatively, try a hobby. Anything where you meet people in a setting that suits you. Warhammer is a good game for autists like us. Amateur drama always has spots for people like us. Or even a light sport like bowling or tennis.
Finally, a good way to meet nice people is to volunteer for a charity. Animal shelters always need people. Old people charities tend to have laid back people who won't judge you.
>When mom makes fun of your dick for being small
>>27390807
>when your sister notices your cum jug is filling up slower than usual and asks if you're ok
>>27390807
>when you get out of the shower and mom randomly tells you that "you have a really nice dick and you'll have no problem to satisfy girls with it"
What the fuck, man. It was really random.
>>27390807
When the first reaction you have is to tell an image board about it.
What would you have for your last meal if you were sentenced to death?
Sausages and milkybars
>>27390652
A case of wild turkey, Sukiyabashi Jiro all you can eat, the pussy of a 12 year old girl and 12 grams of heroin.
A 5th of vodka and some caviar
Can someone explain the following shit memes you basement dwellers repeatedly post
>Balding 'Egg' man
>Elliot Rodger
>NEET Pepe
>"Lethal dose of morphine" doctor
>'Rose'
Pic unrelated
You don't need to understand memes, you just need to parrot them
>>27390596
you don't even know hte mystery.jpg meme
Nobody will explain them.
It's rule no 1 unwrittilia, familia
I just spent half a hour trying to write an indepth greentext of what happened to me last night but then ditched it because it was too painful to continue, so I'll just put write down the major things that took place. I feel like a fucking mess right now
>meet my alcoholic, abusive grandparents from mom's side of the family who I haven't seen in over 15 years
>my parents have divorced, so we'll go to their place with dad while I'm being constantly reminded how mom can never find about this
>find out that everything that mom has ever said of them turns out to be right and I'm being interrogated and verbally attacked for almost a hour while dad is too drunk to notice how bad the situation is (instead he tells me to brighten up, cheer up, etc, just ridiculous and meaningless shit)
>force myself to smile and have shitty smalltalk with drunk people while shaking, panicking and slowly dying inside
>my drunk aunt is the only one present who knows about my lack of self-confidence and social skills but every time she tells my grandmother that she's going too far my aunt gets shut down
>at some point other people disappear from the room and I get into a situation my grandmother sits only a few inches away from me, stares at me and repeats herself drunkedly for 20 min while I'm trying to figure what the fuck is going on
>dad comes back from wherever the fuck he wa suddenly tells me he's been a heroin/amphetamine-addict in his youth which I had no idea of
>at midnight grandmother passes out due to drinking too much and we home while dad tells me how great it was to see her after a long time
oh and I forgot to mention that it was my birthday yesterday. woke up this morning and cried for 2 hours because I've never been into such an indimitating situation before and I feel like my whole life's turned upside down. I feel like shit and I just want to die
>>27390537
fuck, sorry for all the grammar mistakes by the way. I'm not really in a good mindset right now and can't focus very well
doesn't sound that bad desu maybe you didn't describe it well enough
>>27390537
sorry to hear that, anon, sometimes you just gotta witness the business for yourself to understand how something truly is. I'm sure you won't have to go back. Stay strong.
do women really live life on god mode?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/xojane-/im-fat-and-have-sex-with-hot-strangers_b_8451530.html
>>27390529
Ariana Huffington's dad must be somewhat disappointed with the way this all turned out.
>>27390529
She only has casual sex with them, men will fuck anything with a hole. Casual sex is only for women who are unsure about themselves and that's why they use sex for the feeling of being wanted. Come back when are men willing to have a long meaningful relationship with ugly and fat women, that's what matters.
>>27391426
>Come back when are men willing to have a long meaningful relationship with ugly and fat women, that's what matters.
Ok I'm back.
my bf just told me today a friend is going to move over next to his house and that it wants to have sex with him
I love him a lot and he's the only reason I currently live, but we live kinda far from each other and the only chance I have of actually meeting him is when I start working and rent an apartment on his town(because homophobic parents amirite)
thinking about that made me realize it would be better if I just let it go and try to move on
he told me that 2 hours ago and since then my chest hurts like hell
what should i do /r9k/? leave him or follow this improbable dream?
also
times you died inside general thread i guess?
>>27390507
>femanon
Saged.
>>27390507
if he does that to you he just doesn't care about you
its pretty obvious, you are trying to be in denial because of how much you care for him
just move on, no need to stick to someone who will throw you away
>>27390507
Just fucking kill yourself it'll fix a lot of issues for everyone.
Saged btw
Femanons. How many of you would be OK with being a single mother?
>>27390462
HEY FEMANON HERE
GIVE ME ATTENTION YOU DISGUSTING BETAS
Why do women pretend they can feel lonely? I'm sick of seeing women posting "forever alone ;_;" or talking about how they know how lonely guys feel. No, bitch, you don't. All women can leave their homes and in 30 minutes or less have a guy either asking them on a date or asking them to suck their cock.
You don't have to ask men out (in fact women never do this), be interesting, be rich, have a car, your own place, and a high paying career or be dominant. You just have to be some guy's type and he does the rest of the work. Virtually every woman who wants to has had a bf or had sex and the ones who haven't don't want to in the first place.
They are all whores, every one of them. I want them to leave. Fuck off whores.
Women enjoy rape don't they? Just let them get pregnant with alpha seed from that.
>Date/fuck a girl
>Break up with her or she breaks up with you
>She blocks you on facebook and instagram
Why? Emotional lashing out? It happens every single time its like clockwork
>>27390326
Maybe they don't want to see you anymore? I do the same to friends I grew to dislike
>>27390326
>posting a qt in OP
>Expecting us to talk about your topic at hand
>>27390335
but dont they want to keep their options open with me incase the branch theyre on breaks and they need to branch swing back?
maybe i wasnt alpha enough to be kept on the shelf
Hey /r9k/ its my birthday! so what should i drink myself to sleep with tonight?
Drain-O
Bleach.
El commento originalo
>>27390323
coca?
>Fedex driver comes into the surgery
>He's brought me a package
>Wants me to give him a signature
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Is he your idol anon?
>>27390473
That would be this guy, anon
>patient is going into convulsions
>call nurse to hold him down
>give them both a lethal dose of morphine
Who is this?
His fourhead gives me anxiety
egg man, he shot up a school
>>27390246
Just some normie who masqueraded as a robot to help his depression.
>>27390251
His eyes are too innocent and childlike. I don't believe that
Which would you choose?
>you have to watch your sister get raped
>you get 100 million dollars
well obviously I'd choose getting 100 million dollars
why would I want to watch my sister get raped
>>27390209
op y ok?
>>27390209
these threads are getting increasingly more dumb.
