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l want to be happy
u hav 2 git gud 1st u scrub
just like everyone here you will never be happy
you are not supposed to be happy
sometimes you may distract yourself with games, fake friends, alcohol/drugs
but when its over you are not happy.
we cant be happy
>>27377687
Not everyone, not in this place at least
I have reasons to be sad, sure, but the same thing with happiness
But I cant feel happiness no matter what
I cant even distract myself anymore, it doesnt work
I dont even have anything to say anymore, there is no point living like this
"I hate you"
How can anyone say this, is it that hard to understand
Help. I'm stuck. Didn't expect to be.
About 2 weeks ago I decided I didn't want to be a ROBOT anymore. I was a low-functioning NEET.
I studied, I worked out, I worked hard, I ate right. But I've stopped. I've stopped for a few days.
I wanted to do this for 100 days.
I'm using this program called Habitica, which turns life into an RPG, with a health bar, gold, XP and everything.
I've died. You lose health when you do nothing.
And I did nothing. I'm still doing nothing.
Day 0: https://youtu.be/3T1ZUKdnYxM
Day 1: https://youtu.be/y39D2S204Ik
Day 5: https://youtu.be/7rtYfuAHtZ0
Day 7: https://youtu.be/_Vq8hxb5QAE
Day 9: https://youtu.be/71MTfn2ciRE
Day 10: https://youtu.be/5CMi8aPSVIw
Day 13 aka. Post Mortem: https://youtu.be/2s2lFqU8isk
I do a video every day when I can. I made the latest video a few hours ago.
how do I start again...
should I start at Day 0?
or a continuation of the previous days?
Maybe I should listen to more music.
>>27377575
rip u
shh dont tell anyone
originalorinoe
THIS HAPPENED TO A CHAD JUST THIS WEEK
IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR! WE'RE GOING TO DIE WITHOUT EVER FEELING THIS!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND>!>!
It seems fair to me. He's attractive, not creepy, and has social skills; thus it makes sense women are attracted to him.
Have you tried improving your appearance, or are you a 300 pound hambeast? Have you worked on your social skills?
>>27377571
Stop wasting your energy getting mad at animals being animals.
Fake and gay, women never offer sex that freely
itt: comfy video games
>>27334745
Katamari. There's nothing like rolling everyone on Earth into a ball and tossing them in space to burn up into a star.
Terraria is pretty comfy desu family
fable 2 is comfy, sometimes
I'm going to be making an original manga about a beautiful but mysterious girl who falls from the sky and into the life of an autistic NEET robot. For various reasons she moves in with the NEET and they have to interact every day. It's going to be an ecchi comedy.
Would you buy it? Currently setting up a patreon for donations
Only if the NEET robot is realistically portrayed and reforms as a result of not wanting the girl to accidentally drink any more of his piss.
If the neet robot is just a slightly ugly, somewhat uncool, typical anime protag, whose anxiety and depression are endearing rather than realistically disgusting, then no.
It's been done before
>>27377342
Ah My Goddess x Welcome to the NHK
I hate life
I feel like I'm Peter Gibbons in Office Space but without the redemption or any hope of escape
I'm basically the shitty aspects of him and Mark Corrigan
Should I just kill myself?
So you're actually Milton
>>27377320
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays :^)
>>27377339
Melton gets his escape anon, and he doesn't hate himself
>Going to celebrate my birthday alone
>No family, no friends, no gf
>just me and my thoughts
It finally happened and I never felt emptier.
Would your birthday really be better if you were surrounded by a bunch of superficial normalfags?
>>27377306
Why not by people that care about me?
>>27377276
why do you even give a fuck? its just another day in life
hey guys i have a gf with a bunch of issues and as a result she is mean to me like every other day. we have talked about it a hundred times and ive tried to "snap her out of it" in every way possible from being sweet as pie to physical force and everything in between. is there any way to tame this wild horse or is a broken girl broken forever?
give her space and if she doesn't warm up to you break it off. tell her exactly how you feel in a note or something that way she can't talk over you or throw excuses at you. it's a bad feel man
>>27377677
thank you anon, that is really good advice. idk how im supposed ot give her a note though? and just sit there while she reads it? sounds awkward.
besides this is a cold bitch were dealing with here. a note would probably just get construed into me being scared to talk to her.
ah fuck it, pretty sure i need out of this relationship
>>27378110
just drop it by her place or something while she isn't there, definitely don't stand t here while she reads it. honestly man this might be quite the beta approach to it but you're an adult man you know what you want and how things make you feel. at least you are telling her in a way you know you can feel sure about that you told her exactly how you feel. tell her that you want to be there for her but she pushes you out of her life and it makes you feel like she doesn't want to be around you. she might just be having a hard time and she's just taking it out on you. you gotta be there for her even if you don't completely understand, it's not about that.
Post your tinder related problems.
I'm taking a class on this place, and this cute girl (good looking, but almost average) flirted with me a bit on my first day (she works there). Yesterday we matched on tinder and I started a conversation, and she replied, and we exchanged like 8 messages and she seemed into it.
Except that since my last message, she didn't reply and I think she's been online. Did I blew my chance? Should I send her another message tomorrow? Please help me get out of this pathetic life with no gf
>get tinder four days ago
>swipe right on everything that isn't a landwhale or a tranny
>only matched with ONE bot
end it
>>27377881
Man, you shouldn't swipe right on everyone. I think the app knows the ratio of right swipes and matches... You should start liking the uglier ones so you get a bigger score, then better looking girls will appear to you. It's gonna happen, bro
A-am I a Chad yet? Also where should we fucc? I live at my parents house would it be weird to invite her over here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D054DDe8RBo
Would /r9k/ date her if she was older?
I would.
>tfw no mentally unstable girl to do fun shit with
No, but that's hilarious. I fucking love Dr. Phil, it's just a slightly more upstanding Jerry Springer show. It makes me laugh my ass off.
>>27377170
But she is the perfect age.
>>27377170
Post episode faggot
>hid below my living room window and made a weird noise when the high schoolers walked by
nice work my mans
you shouldn't do stuff like that
>>27377413
lol u mad normie?
>that post fap moment of shame regret and disappointment
>>27376905
Eat your cum. This stops that.
>>27376905
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original
Fuck you
I used to get that feel when I was a teen and in my very early twenties.
I'd be all
>shit...Fucking hell, was that morsel of pleasure really worth this subsequent downregulation?
But now post orgasm feels great, like a mild opioid high.
I have no idea how this change occured, maybe this will happen to you, so keep your chin up, sonny.
But I'm really confused at how something in my sexual health got BETTER with age. My orgasms are much more satisfying now, too.
>tfw 26 and never had a gf because i am ugly, short and poor
how can i die without pain
>>27376821
settle down into an administration career. Pay into your pension. Retire at 66. Die peacefully in your sleep at 87.
He is popular
>>27376837
How do i get into the administration? I almost have a political science degree but that has nothing to do with administration i think i don't even know what those people do all day.
Also i have health issues and abused drugs and cigarettes during my teens so i probably won't even live beyond 60 and that's quite optimistic.
>>27376892
Did you post in the wrong thread or something?
I need it I need pussy so bad I just want to take out my hard cock and slip it into a girl's pussy and moan with her and feel her body and kiss her oh god i need it so bad
>going more than 1 round would cost you twice as much as what you paid for
>$500 in onaholes isnt cutting it anymore
Escorts my robot. That's what I do. Work, spend paychex, not move out and thereby not support the current real estate market.
>>27376716
deep breaths anon, deep breaths
rub one out and all the urges will be gone.
>at wageslave job
>talk to this qt occasionally
>she's really nice to me
>but she's married
>go together next door to get coffee at dunkin donuts one day during lunch break
>I pay because I'm autistic and I think that's the socially acceptable thing to do
>now she asks to go for coffee everyday and expects me to pay
>tfw can't refuse because, aside from social pressure, think something might come out of it after reading all the cuck threads on /r9k/
>deep down know it won't
>even if she wants it I'm too autistic to know what to do
>tfw I've become a coffee cuck
FML SENPAI
>>27376686
she just wants free coffee
next time when you are about to pay, check your pockets and say you forgot your wallet
see her reaction
you know what to do and you know exactly what she's doing. kill yourself faggot.
>>27376686
Just tell her you can't keep paying for her coffee.
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