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Do something nice for femanon. Didn't pick up the clues that she fell in love with me. Kept my distance until i ask for her help in something. She starts ignoring me. Freak out and lose my cool. She ignores me. Messege her again. She basically doesn't want anything to do with me. Explain why I freaked out. She says she'll think about it. It's been a week, she's still ignoring me.
Should I just k-kill my self?
yes
but for letting yourself being manipulated
she never loved you, she just wants to be guilt free for fucking with your mind
>>27367793
I'm an 8/10, does that change anything?
Killing yourself over a girl is dumb as fuck OP.
>barely making it through life without killing myself
>stuck in this horrible world full of horrible people working a job I hate with people I hate
>have to take my nephew and niece to see zootopia while their normie parents are out
>world in the movie is so friendly and inviting
>feel awful the whole movie because thats not how it is in reality
kids movies are meant to cheer you up but it just reminds me how its all down hill from here and that i live in the same world as cancer/aids/murder/suicide/severe mental ilness etc
I agree.
Did you eat least do some drugs before the movie to numb the pain?
Boot up, watch your gay furfag movie, nod off at McDonald's after? No? You maybe should've.
>>27367756
taking drugs while driving children to a movie then falling into a drug induced mini-coma at mcdonalds is a good, healthy lifestyle choice
>>27367731
Fuck off Zootopia sucks.
How do i become a wagecuck?
Just bought some nootropics and its actually motivating me to get up and quit being a piece of garbage any tips Anons?
-Qualifications nada
-HS DROPOUT
-JUVENILE FELON
-700$ In Bank Acc
Get a job that doesnt require a hs diploma and start working towards your ged
>>27367730
Get your GED first of all. That alone will increase your weekly earnings by $200 on average.
>>27367753
Where the fuck place would hire someone without a hs diploma or ged
>Btw working towards GED
But need job
who here /rememberingthepast/
>6th grade
>just got out of gym. I'm a fat fuck, so I'm super sweaty
>just walking to cafeteria to get a drink/chips
>hot girl walks by
>friend walks by too
>suddenly my friend screams, "HEY GUYS! ANON LIKES STACY"
>haha wtf no I don't
>"ANON LIKES STACY"
>starting running out of fucking no where
>like fucking fast
>arms behind me like that fucking autism run everyone knows about
>running as fast as sonic
>get out of breath when I make it to the cafateriea
>eventually friend catches up, I ask him if he saw how fast I was going
>"huh?"
>6th grade
>spent most of it covertly masturbating in class and getting awkward boners in gym because stacy would always wear tight shorts and high socks
>tremendous embarrassment to this day
Glad it's over, r-right?
>Be back in primary-school
>Used to have very bad anger problems
>There was this one Asian girl, who was a bit slow and didn't talk much
>Used to always take out my anger on her
>I'd punch her, kick her as hard as i can
>I remember vividly one day we were sitting on the same table and she was sitting across from me
>I was angry over something and started kicking her as hard as i can in the shins
>I also used to push her around
>Her father came to class one day, early in the morning with a class photo pointing to it looking for me. He claimed i broke or either fractured her daughters leg. Principle brought me into his office and told me to explain.
>Told him i accidentally pushed her over and she hurt her self, never got in trouble.
>I've probably mentally fucked her up for life.
deserved it.
>>27367640
Lol poor little Asian girl.
do you only post for the (You)'s?
I only shitpost for the (You)s
I'm optimizing my SEO
no but wouldn't mind some right now
I just don't get it, how can you be a virgin?
If you're a robot why don't you just get some game?
If this robot can do it, so can you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsQ0VPcmwcU
I'm Muslim.
>>27367488
That's no excuse.
No man should be a virgin past 20 years of age.
>>27367501
>degenerate thinking he knows better than allah
Right.
How can tall people be fat ffs
I saw a fucking 6'1 landwhale
HOW CAN YOU EVEN ACHIEVE THAT
Im not sure how most people do it but when i need to bulk i order 2 big macs some fries and a large coke, go home and put into a blender, then sip over the course of the day
>>27367467
Describe what you mean by landwhale? How fat was the person?
I'm 6ft 4, and I weight 240 pounds. I don't look that fat, but I am overweight.
Also it's actually very easy to put on weight when you're tall. It's just that most tall people carry it better
>>27367467
I never understood why fatties don't just eat less. Or even just buy less food, it's not rocket science.
Pepe now in swedish newsmagasines. This version of the New Zeeland flag should be from here. Any of you robots?
>>27367463
New Zealander here. Voted for the current flag. Feels good man.
God defend New Zealand.
Translation famalam?
I voted to change the flag but I'm not upset that it failed, didn't feel that strongly about it
I just dislike how easy it is for people from other countries to confuse our flag with Australia's
Sailor Moons says.
>>27367455
thanks sei-ra-muuni want to smell her butt
>>27367455
Jupiter was always my favorite like my favorite color is green and I wish she was real
>>27367455
FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT
>ran out of antidepressants
>can't be fucked going to the docs for more
I've been on them for over a year. Am I fucked when the WDs begin?
Go get refills ASAP you will be at risk of harming yourself and extreme nausea and paranoia will kick in I guarantee it
>>27367627
Unless he's on some crazy rare antidep that's unlikely to happen, he'll probably just get shitty brain zaps and maybe nightmares.
the zaps really suck though OP, you should fill your script and just taper them off slowly
If you ran out of SSRIs and have been taking them daily for longer than six months, go to the nearest GNC/Vitamin Shoppe/etc and buy some St. John's Wort, which is basically an herbal SSRI which will prevent antidepressant withdrawal effects like nasty brain zaps and anxiety/depression.
Ideally though you'd want to go to the doc, get some more, and then taper off from there.
Why don't you just get a LDR gf, /r9k/?
pic related I found the love of my life that way and I was mever happier
>>27367314
Because she's fucking some dude(s) wherever she's at. Never go long distance.
>because I cant
Stop selfposting whore, noone cares
>2 weeks, 4 days
I'm tired of waiting!
What happens on April the 12th?
Maybe I'll go on a trip.
I've seen a few threads about this sporadically in the past, but no one ever seems to respond to my posts.
Does anyone just not understand sex, like at all? The idea of it, the concept of it, all of it is just so foreign that it really doesn't make sense to me.
No, I don't mean the act of putting a dick in a pussy or why people do it, I understand that much. But how do they do it? I was in a position to have sex at one point, and I actually did get the dick in the pussy, but everything after that point just felt awkward. The girl was kind of a slut and knew I wasn't experienced at all and she was fine with taking the lead in things at first. It seemed like I caught on fast since she let me take over but I just couldn't shake the feeling that I was doing something wrong or like it really wasn't all that pleasurable and I went soft pretty quick after that. And I love jerking off, and I definitely feel sexually attracted to women and only women so I don't think I'm asexual, but the whole process of having sex just seems sort of really awkward and clumsy and not really all that worth it. I still want a gf, but I don't think I really want sex all that much.
Sex is a little boring desu
honestly i think it depends on who you sex. everytime with my gf is mindblowing.
>>27367166
hello fellow aspergbro
iktf
i thought we had something, anon
I thought we did too. I guess I'll find out how real it was soon enough.
pshh nothin personel kid xdd
I did what I do best, sabotaged myself.
I'm sorry.
>Breathed in strange mold
rip op, better write up that will now
>>27366926
Well I am not worried about dying but it might fuck something up.
Very few molds are actively harmful in airborne spore form, in everyday life every time each inhale gets some inside you anyway. It will fuck you up if your immune system is lowered for some reason, might wanna go to the doctor just to be sure
![NZ_flag_Photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GmMlsKI.jpg "NZ flag Photo[1]")
