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>wake up
>you're seto kaiba
What do you do next?
Drop out of college and travel the world. Oh, and buy a 918 Spyder.
Ravage Mokuba's boipucci of course.
Can I fuck the holograms
How long do I have to be a khv to get his powers?
>>27355436
>American media
Fucking shit im laughing so hard.
They had to go find a fucking mexican warlock to comfort them. Theyre that scared
what's a warlock supposed to be?
>>27355520
They feed on souls and summon daemons and stuff. Kinda like conjurers.
What are some easy to get payday loans or credit cards that have really high interest rates or whatever?
I'm going to kill myself and want to enjoy a week or so before I do it.
So what are some credit cards and stuff I can get easily for someone who already has bad credit? (I owe a lot in medical bills)
thanks in advance!
>>27355266
Any kind of inofmration is highly usefull thank you
>>27355266
anybody know how to do this? anyone done anything similiar?
>>27355266
wwwweeeee lp lp lp I geuss?
>Some on /r9k/ says "first to show timestamped tits get $50 to paypal"
>Race through /soc/ catalog
>Someone posted timestamped tits just a minute ago
>Post in that thread
>He actually sent it the madman
First time I've ever successfully scammed someone, feels good bros.
>>27355128
refund me right now asshole!
>>27355128
wuw lad
>>27355128
nice job mane
Okay, which one of you was this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drDMy31glyY
this guy is a character actor, it's a fake news clip, and there are several videos like this
google "weird E3 guy" or "weird satanist guy"
>>27355033
I've seen this same guy give the same kind of little speeches in like three different 'news' reports. I don't get it. Is he like an actor or what? Is this a skit?
Hes that one retard from the video at e3 ? or some other convention and he acts the same way.
https://www.reddit.com/r/OpenandHonest/comments/3evdd3/blacks_in_the_us_and_in_africa_consistently_score/
>Psychologists don't debate this fact. The gap is well known and has been well known for decades. IQ test scores break down like this: on average, East Asians score higher than whites, who score higher than hispanics, who in turn score higher than blacks. The average scores are:
Asian-Americans -106, White Americans - 103, Hispanic Americans - 89, African-Americans - 85.
Explains so fucking much. I should be receiving African American benefits.
You'd think I'd be depressed but I'm not, I'm glad that I no longer will feel guilty for being dumb and ignorant. I've been brought up that we were all equal, in actuality, we are not.
I've been enlightened. I now see that the race bait threads and the constant use of "nigger" were not just racists ignorant Nazis, but they were trying to speak the truth. Thanks guys, I'll no longer feel the need to try my very best to be a doctor and compete with whitey.
I'm mixed if it matters, I know I'm not full black or full white, but believe me I have the worst features of them both; neither the intelligence or the social prowess(or any social skills at all; I can barely function).
Thanks for reading if you did.
EDIT:
Change "but they were trying to speak the truth" with "but they were trying to put us back in place"
>>27354794
how many people on 4chan have professional iq tests then black bot?
i'm white but have never been tested nor do i really care. honestly i'm probably no better then average but seriously most the people on 4chan are rather pathetic. no achievements, can't get girls, complain, fall for the race bait and mkultra cuck meme.
come on black bot think for yourself does they sound smart?
>>27354794
already seen it years ago
anime is the only reason why I haven't killed myself yet. There's nothing worse than being a nigger with aspergers
>that feel when no qt3.14 belly gf
Anyone else know this feel?
>>27354685
>constant pain from crippling loneliness
>>27356252
A reply! You've made my day, Anon.
>just in a bombing
>better get on my phone to talk to chad!
fucking roastie bitch
Does anyone else have immense amounts of guilt?
I can't take the guilt anymore, I can't forgive myself for the things I've done, no matter what I do in life I'll still feel guilty and ashamed. Every day I think about it.
I don't feel like I deserve anything good. I think about how much people would hate me if they knew all the things I did and thought.
>>27354444
Same here. I'm pretty sure I have some sort of guilt complex because I can't even wake up without doing something that makes me feel like a shitty person.
What kind of things do you feel guilty about?
>>27354611
Stuff that I don't even want to say anonymously online.
Whats your ultimate breaking point that will make you commit suicide without thinking twice whether its painful or not?
>>27354290
if the gop steals the nom from trump i'm gone
>>27354317
this
orignal commenttttdfsdf
>>27354290
Going blind
I want to wee wee into the splush splush like all other wee wees i want to wee into the splush splush like all other wee weessplush splush like all other wee weessplush splush like all other wee weessplush splush like all other wee wees
HELPl
i know that feel breh
we need to breed
procreate
and rise
wake up
it's time
we pro
create
>>27354281
fight back, dont let them take you, dont let your mental health take you away FIGHT
>>27354281
get dat splush splush pham
we ON IT, son
Who /mischief here?
>Play League of Legends
>Use DotA keybindings
>On /r9k/
>Not a bot
>>27354131
>mommy won't buy me a game on steam
>act really nice and decide bake some cake
>take a massive shit in the cake mixture which I have been holding in for two days
>bake them then offer mommy one
>she is two polite to mention how disgusting they taste
>tell her after she ate it what I have done
>Dont want to do a certain work
>Do everything else, even the things that other people were supposed to do
>Still do the work i didnt wan't to do
Jokes on them. They will be bored with nothing to do while i get to do everything. Fucking normies man
> The other guys and girls at work dont ask me for lunch anymore. I work in a office and we used to go for a lunch together but now they leave without me.
>Today I went to the cafeteria and saw them. They were laughing and having a good time. When they saw me they looked embarrassed. They left while I was taking my food so I was eating alone again.
>I asked them about this but was brushed off. Looks like they dont want to talk about it.
>They have been doing this the whole week.
>Any other robots that are outcasts at work?
>>27353998
>caring
Fuck it bro, they're normies. Reeee. You know the drill.
>Join work
>Everyone in their cliques already.
At least with Uni I could just say yes and hello to everyone who comes up to latch onto them.
People are always like be responsive and open when people approach you, but that only works on first day of school shit.
>me in 9th grade
>sort of an outcast, but with friends who don't care about me
>heading off to eat lunch in the cafeteria with them and the rest of my class
>we all sit down and eat
>they finish before me and get up to leave
>i'm left alone at the table
>this keeps happening time and time again
>other people in the class take notice and begin to feel bad for me
>one day they get up and leave
>"Can you guys give me a minute to finish my lunch before we leave?"
>"No. Tough shit, anon." - Shitty friend #5
>4 grills next to me from my class call them out on their shit
>they awkwardly sit back down
>grills tell them what assholes they are to me and how i'm a nice guy who deserves better
>i finish my meal and ditch them
I cried when I got home because of how isolated I had been for so long.
This was the first time that anyone really stood up for me or told me that I was worth a damn.
It was also around the time I was getting abused by my own family, so it meant a lot to me.
After that, some of the females in my class started being nicer towards me (Out of pity, yes. But I still appreciated it).
My friends were pretty much the new isolated and shunned people in class. I had moved a step up the social ladder simply by being a submissive bitch.
I highly suspect my that my brother's girlfriend is having sex with my dog. She's a disgusting tumblerina nazi-feminist btw
What do?
Ask her about. If so ask if you could film it.
>>27353987
Why would you have a prob with a girl who is actually honest about how she'd like to get knotty?
>>27353987
how do you highly suspect that?
When did we as humans start to actually fall in love with each other and romanticize this developed emotion?
Please anon i'm very interested in this and know a lot of you actually a lot of meaningful to say even though this board is predominantly negative
The fuck do we know
Likely well before we were technically evolved as humans,
The enlightenment is when poets started to invent fancy notions of love and romance
Enlightenment poets also invented the ideas we have about the purity and sanctity of children
Just saw a picture of myself. Cunt co-worker took a picture of me. I looked ugly as fuck. Disgusting ape looking.
what causes uglyness? Why are some people able to look like pic-related while others look like species of ape related to humans?
What exactly about "genetics" causes someone to have the perfect bone structure, robustness, symmetry, skin quality and alignment necessary to look good?
that look has maybe ran in his family for many generations. it's just the trend that people that look like this guy are handsome and ape-like people aren't. maybe in 50 years ape-like people are the trend
>>27353695
>what causes uglyness?
Genetics mostly, if your family is ugly you'll also look ugly.
>What exactly about "genetics" causes someone to have the perfect bone structure, robustness, symmetry, skin quality and alignment necessary to look good?
Your parents genes and the shit your mother used while she was pregnant.
>>27353800
Yeah but what about Genes? What about human genes results in good looks, it is random or is there some linear process? What does the food do to the body to eventually influence looks?
