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>tfw I just finished cuckposting on 2ch and sheeky forums
>tfw currently training my wife's son to cuckpost
What the fuck is sheeky forums evem
>try cuckposting on yikyak about how i am dating a single mother
>talk about my gfs son and taking care of him while she is out with friends
>get nothing but upvotes and people complementing me
who /mom's handsome boy/ here?
>help mom with dinner
>who /mom's handsome little MAN/ here?
Sucks to be you, I get your mom's roast every night
>>27342491
but are you her handsome boy?
So wich undertale character are you? Do you think it fits you?
It seems that i am frisk and i feel that it suits me well.
>inb4 undertale is tumblr garbage
Not my fault that a cancerigenous fanbase ruined a great game.
>Libra
well I want to be a box/bootleg Kakyoin, doesn't fit me though
>>27342002
Undertale was a garbage game before tumblr latched onto it, anon.
>>27342899
I bet you're 19 and you've already wasted your entire life
Why are you so obsessed wit a gf?
Why not focus on something important? Get nice comfy job with 100-150k+?
Atleast you would be able to fuck hookers and burn money without regret.
>>27341910
fat disgusting cow
>>27341910
>Get nice comfy job with 100-150k+?
It's not that simple.
Part of me has to be honest and say I want a GF for sex. I'm horny. I always have been. I want that experience. Also, I just want to know what it's like. Society treats you like shit if they don't see girls on your arms too, so it's become a necessity. The second I get laid is the second anything I say magically becomes valid.
But I'm picky because I want a girl I want, not just any girl. I'm not desperate.
>>27341910
Who is the girl op?!?!
>not getting a girl's kik of yik yak
stopped viddying right there my brothers
also celeb reaction pix general
>>27341893
>>not getting a girl's kik of yik yak
>stopped viddying right there my brothers
>also celeb reaction pix general
i..... what?
>>27341893
>>27340870 get in here goons
>tfw Jessica Chastain will never be your mommy
why even live
Why would anyone date a white woman?
Because they're hot af
>>27341808
Why would anyone date a brown monkey woman?
>>27341808
Well, the girl you posted isn't really that attractive.
I'm sorry uncle anon, but school is just too boring. I wanted to sneak out with Chad
>>27341683
The day you stop learning, is the day you stop being human.
Now, you're just gonna have to learn the hard way. I'll miss you.
>>27341683
go to school you little ingrate, I wagecuck day and night so you can get a proper education.
>>27341683
>tfw you will never have a bad qt like that
Why is my mom such a stupid fucking roastie bitch you guys?
Seriously, nobody on this earth can piss me off as much as she does. I fucking hate her
>>27341541
just have sex with her. You'll feel better
>>27341560
No thanks, but you can. Everybody else already has anyways
Because she actually wants you to do well in life and you just want to sit at home all day playing vidya and being a neet.
This is Jimena Sanchez. She's a sports reporter in Mexico?
Do you think she's hot?
I'd hit it like a ton of bricks Familia
>>27341537
>Implying we wouldn't fuck like rabbits if i got the chance
>>27341537
Just another clone with a meaningless existence.
I'll pass.
YOU GUYS SAID LIFTING WILL GET ME A GF
I DID STANDARD STRENGTH FOR 3 MONTHS AND TODAY I PULLED MY BACK DOING A 230 lb DEADLIFT, I CAN BARELY MOVE OR STAND, HOLY FUCK THIS SHIT SUCKS I AM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN QUITING MY GUM MEMEBRSHIP TOMORROW
>he fell for the lifting meme
squats and deadlifts are terrible for your body no matter how good your form is
You forgot the steroids. You wasted all that time. Rest, eat high calorie and high protein diet, alternate heat and cord on painful area, and once able to work on planking and back bridges before getting back in. Tb500 and anavar will help with healing. Spend time reading up on roids, rehab, prehab, and form. I find mixed grip diddlies and slamming weight down instead of lowering carefully helps avoid injury. Also bitches don't care about hammies and lower back. Hammer and pronate curls, lat raises and Db Ohp, and weighted dips and chins. Clean and jerk and front squats will be all you need to keep the chicken legs at bay.
>230
lmao twiglet or fatshit with no muscle detected
If you can't deadlift atleast 300 easily your first time lifting just give up at life, you will never get ahead of someone with natural strength,
>can hear mom and stepdad insulting me loudly together and talking very loudly about kicking me out
I'm 18 man, what do I do
>>27341468
This is what you do,OP
>Tell them you will get a job and contribute to Rent/Utilities if they let you stay
>if not, ask for 30 day notice and pack your shit
>Grab toothepaste, KY Jelly, Deodorant, 3, Go to your local military surplus store and grab a rain poncho and a hardy backpack
>Apply for welfare, Medicare, Low Income housing, and Hobo Benefits
>Do your best to map out surrounding area, including shelters and soup kitchens. Apply to a local gym to use their showers if need be
>When kicked out, camp out near your old home, slowly learn your parent's patterns of movement. This is encase you need to use your old home for whatever reason
>Next, bludgeon your parents to death the next time they go out alone. Take the murder weapon home and bury it. Burn your clothing and DO NOT go outside for the next week.
>Collect inheritance
Get a job and reassure them you are working on bettering yourself.
>>27341594
very good post besides the murder part
What would you do if you were a girl/woman? I'd be the kind to wear knee length skirts, braid my hair(because black) and wear flat foot shoes. I'd want to be as traditional as possible.
>>27341448
Would have a room full of plushie and wear cute outfit and cook food for someone that I like.
Basically an housewife.
>>27341448
I'd be a total slut,
>>27341448
I would follow every single stacy stereotype without giving any fucks since nothing could happen to me anyway.
I suffer from cluster headache and last night I had a nightmare about finding out Anzu dated Chad and wasn't a pure virgin girl.
It was easily one of the worst experiences of my entire life. Physical and emotional pain all together. All while I was unconscious.
Wouldn't recommend to anyone.
strange I had a similar experience although I only get mild headaches and my dream was about being torn apart by dogs.
though it wasn't much different from a normal nightmare where you feel pain, wouldn't call it the worst ever.
>>27341399
pretty stressful isn't it?
I hate headaches
>>27341335
but she does
check her tumblr dumbass
and also check this dubs
>Watching warrior
>Noticed I'm like the loser of the family
>feels all over
This is why I only watch cartoons
>Tommy's life went to shit, even though he did nothing wrong
>that scene when Paddy drinks and goes off the rails in the hotel room
>"TAP, TOMMY, IT'S OKAY."
>Paddy's single tear as his two sons leave the cage in each other's arms
So many feels.
>>27341825
The waterworks start right on cue, too
>Today, you were, far away.
>>27341825
That scene on the beach where tommy & Brendan finally spoke to each other. I wonder if my brother, whom I haven't spoken too for a decade will have that shit
any robots here have /anxiety/
I am literally shaking
just had to run out of the supermarket 10 minutes ago because there was too many people there.
Yes Anon.
Lay down, close your eyes and listen to Trance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gERYPezHlx4
Meds?
Take a drink, i always do before I go to the store or meet my psychologist.
