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You are still a virgin. Meanwhile girls as hot as this have fucked many niggers. How does this make you feel?
>>27351876
>Implying I didn't lose my virginity to Tyrone too.
Fucking amateurs.
>>27351876
>race mixing meme
Also,if this were true,wouldn't black chicks fuck white guys
>>27351893
He's so fucking cute, I don't care if it's gay, god damn.
>will be 30 years old in 2 weeks
So the last 15+ years were shit. At this point is there any possibility that it could get better?
>>27351870
Scatman John became famous in his 40's
>>27351870
>the could get better meme
Fuck this life mane
>>27351870
What makes you think it will get better after 25? you're fucking done
Has anyone ever wrote you a love letter?
>>27351701
Yes, multiple people, several times.
>1997+19
>love letters
geezers >>>/out/
>>27351738
Tell me about them? Are you materialistic? Do you still have them?
What do you call it when you're doing a huge shit and diarrhea comes out while the shit is still in your ass?
Pooception
>that pic
Sure it could easily be faked but jesus. That's all I want.
>>27351885
Just go for it with your mom.
Oh hello there NEETfriends. Just wanted to drop off your daily share of my earnings for you guys. Now remember (or should I say REEEEmember hehehe) this is for you guys to share equally among yourselves. If you have any problems you have to go talk to Ms. Gutierrez at the NEETbux office.
What's that? No I can't give you a ride I have dinner with my fiancee across town. I'm sure you can take the bus it's there for uh...people like you.
Alright now, ciao.
Great, just throw it in the jar in the kitchen.
And, just as a reminder, don't be late on the rent again. There are a lot of people asking about your place and your rent pays my bills.
Have a great time!
Not too sure what you mean about the rent. Only a fool would pass up taking advantage of today's low interest rates and forgiving long term finance climate and not at least mortgage in an attempt to recoup some of their money they pay to exist in a space.
Unless of course your one of those "mummy and stepdaddy pay for all my expenses" types in which case you're free and clear and living the life of Riley.
Just don't forget they have to die someday. Ohoho.
Only a fool wouldn't kill themselves by now
do you have a best friend?
pic related is my best friend
Bosses that put up a good fight on high difficulties in video games
That's about it
>>27351397
Yeah I do. He helped me build my first computer a few years ago and has good taste in vidya. Then I found out that he browses this shitty website too so now we have tons of gay meme sex with each other. We're not homosexual though because we don't let our balls touch.
>>27351397
a couple of cousins that live in different cities and my pupper. my real best friend was my pupper that passed away but my other pupper that my stepdad adopted is better than nothing. I just dont feel she was trained as well as my pupper.
Is it possible to have a gf and a waifu at the same time? Or would my waifu get mad?
Absolutely not you filthy degenerate.
>>27351004
Why I would have a gf if a waifu is miles better and will never leave me?
Why consider something living that is all full of flaws instead of something perfect?
>>27351042
There's a video of that girl swimming, but she wears a full wetsuit. My dick has never been so disappointed in its life.
1. Country with qtiest girl
2. Countries you've been to
1. I haven't been, but Russia/Ukraine seem to have some qt girls.
2. US, Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, India
The hijab wearing malays might be the qtiest of the bunch.
>>27350635
Traveled through Europe last summer.
Sweden had the hottest, but act fast because they might have all bred with shitskins by now.
Poland is very underrated, the girls have great asses.
Can't go wrong with Czech Republic too, they're all tall so they might be used to manlets.
>>27350635
1. Iran desu.
2. Czech Republic (home country), Slovakia, Germany, Poland, Russia, Austria, Slovenia, Serbia, Montenegro, Albania, Bosnia, Croatia, Kosovo, Greece, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Romania, Ukraine, Belarus, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, France, Spain, Italy, UK, Netherlands, Belgium, Switzerland, Georgia, Turkey, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Afghanistan, Iran Israel, Palestine, Lebanon, Cyprus, Tunisia, Algeria, Egypt, Libya, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan.
fuck off fagots
Who here /passive aggresive mother/father/ ?
It kills ability to make independent decisions and confidence.
My mother best way to raise a child is to guilting into not doing/doing certain things.
Doing something like that while raising a kid should be a illegal.
Kid/child is not able to recognize that and is doing everything to make parent happy.
If you take different decision, then your mother act like a dumb gf on period, she is not talking with you etc.
I was raised by a single mother with mental health issues and I'd say I turned out fine but then I wouldn't be on r9k would I
>>27350225
>wah wah I'm a baby
Yes, yes you are.
father did that and is growing out of it slowly. mother does that with the idea of me gaining independence. it's a real pain. makes you feel pretty powerless.
>tfw daddy walks into my room 15 minutes into Seductive Grimiore
what do i even do in this situation?
I am under my blankets so there is some plausible deniability but why does this even happen to me
>>27350117
Wat de fak am I read here?????
>>27350117
get a lock so daddy doesn't slap your door into splinters
>>27350122
>Wat de fak am I read here?????
sorry i should have explained
that is the title of something called fap hero, where you masturbate to the beat of hentai and try not to cum
its fun try it
>>27350130
>get a lock so daddy doesn't slap your door into splinters
my dad hates it when i lock my door
he says "in this house we have an open door policy"
anyways guys its 8 AM here now, i stayed awake all night watching anime and failed to do the only thing I had planned, masturbating. is it even worth it to start now? or should I just put it off till this night? I heard my dad sneeze from the other room so its scary
>when you realize Reddit has actual robot subreddits
>all 4chan has now is normies
Is it worth migrating.
>>27350010
Reddit is not anonymous, people will remember your autistic posts for ever. Posts like this one.
>>27350030
>reddit is not anonymous
It's as anonymous as 4chan. Nobody is forcing you to doxx yourself when you create an account (or 3, as in my case).
>>27350030
It's basically the same as tripfagging tho.
There's nothing to link you your account except your IP address.
Good morrow to ye wagekekkers. How doth ye find yer day? Don't catch heat sickness whilst ye toil in thy fields, earning a modest bean per day whilst loyally paying thine taxes to the sovereignty.
As for me ye ask? I am living verily so a noble NEET life. My morning starts with the finest grains and produce provided by your back-breaking toil. This is of course after sleeping in well past daybreak, when you wagefieldcucks start your labor, alas I cannot be bothered with the bustle of peasantcucks at such hours.
After my morning nourishment, I partake in the finest of noble enrichment activities, such as my minstrel studies on the mandolin, and learning more about the world and it's history through golden-bound texts. Afterwards I tend to dress in the finest silks that have been handwoven for my /comfort/ and simply relax on the balcony as I gaze upon my kingdom. This is all at my own leisure of course!
Anywho, back to the fields with you wageslave peasant. Don't forget to salve your whip wounds thoroughly this evening.
why must you remind me of how hard and menial my life is
>>27349712
Behave yourself NEET!
Go make yourself useful NEET and walk my dog. I got a lunch date with a QT from R & D
who here /constantly tired/?
>get 9 hours of sleep last night
>still struggle to get out of bed for class
I don't have classes until 11am but I still manage to be late/miss them because all I feel like doing is sleeping. no amount is ever enough
Sounds like a medical issue if you're getting 9 hours and are still dead tired. Considering the board you're on I'm gonna guess you're a little depressed.
>>27349670
yep
I'm on citalopram right now
it helps, but not totally
>>27349778
Quit taking it, at least just for a week or so. I'm serious. I had a friend who was on anti depression meds for a while and just became incredibly lethargic. After he tried quitting he instantly started getting more energy and better sleep.
When I look around in real life, most people seem ugly as sin and in poverty, sick too. Is it just me or are most people in reality ugly, poor and sick?
Pic related, Junk Science of the future or present day reality?
Anyone, am I wrong?
>>27349603
Yep, you are waking up to reality. You have been so fucking brainwashed by the media or even this place with muh chad, muh stacy, everyone is perfect but me, that you forgot that in reality it's nothing like that. You may see one decently attractive pseudo-chad once every 20 people or more depending where you live. That chick on your image would be like finding an ultra rare pokemon. Also, you don't have to be sick or poor to be ugly but being wealthy certainly help to be attractive.
Seriously you guys are joking right? I can understand being a virgin up until 20 or so even if it is extremely unusual but you can't be telling the truth when you say you've never even kissed a girl.
That just isn't possible, how can you not have kissed a girl by the age of 20? You must be lying.
>>27349505
Your bait is weak, old man.
>>27349505
The supreme gentleman got a kiss
>>27349505
Some people here are beyond repair. We have to focus on the ones who can be saved, and we have to bully the losers so they can either force themselves to change or just leave. Those are not worth bothering with anyway - their failure is no one else's fault but themselves.
You have ONE chance at life, you just can't screw up like that. Not even a single kiss? Come on.
