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Gimme one reason I shouldn't kill myself /r9k/
>>27357637
The next few years will bring exciting advances in VR technology.
kys feg - leafy fans
>>27357637
why do you need a reason? we all know you won't do it either way, you're just making this thread for attention and sympathy from other anons
I haven't washed my hands in 4 years, ask me anything
Do you shower?
If so, you probably have accidentally once or twice.
>in public restroom
>finish peeing and go to sink and wash hands
>while washing hands, another guy finishes using the restroom and leaves without washing his hands
>he's probably going to put his poopoopeepee hands on his gf
>>27357484
pics with timestamp or you're full of shit
Why do girls care about height so much if they're so short? 5'7 is not short because women are shorter. Short womanlets never had a chance.
Thought the average height for a woman was like 5'8?
>>27357359
>5'7 is not short
I'm 5'6. It is short, bro. The ride never ends.
>>27357373
in the netherlands maybegirls shorter than 5'6 are fucking shit and shouldn't exist desu
What's the worst way you've ever been betrayed?
>>27357351
>Be born.
>Nurse puts me on a tray.
>I was be trayed.
>Never forget.
>>27357454
you have a beautiful way with words
>>27357454
Top kek
Also check em
>it's been 4 months since she left you for someone else
>have the unbelievable urge to text her "hey"
>>27357335
Do it, you won't regret it
>it's been a year and a half since she left me for someone else
>messages my sister on facebook asking how to get in contact with me because she wants to be "friends"
>>27357335
>sister comes over everyday and is clinghy and hugs alot for months
>suddenly she gets a bf and hasn't came over or talked to me for more than two weeks
Fuck you then cunt, i can get along fine on my own like before you decided to come back into my life
>radiohead and so many good bands playing at lolla this year
>almost contacted my ex-gf willing to pay $3000 for both of us for a weekend trip
>she's the only one who listened to the same music as me
>literally no one else in my life who I can take
Pay for me and I would go just for radiohead, I won't even cuck you during the festival hooking up with a stranger like you know she would
>>27357295
aww man seven lions is there
id go with you anon but sadly i cant make it
I must be losing my mind.
Short hair > long hair
Post short hair
normally gay but damn she a qt
tfw qt short haired gf :3
>>27357168
I'm glad you feel that way my fellow anon
>haven't eaten in 3 days
>no water in 2
>head feels dizzy and i'm sleeping 14 hours a day
>>27357004
Have you drank anything at all?
If you go 3 days without hydration, you will die.
>>27357004
and? what the fuck is the point of this thread. go drink some water and eat.
>>27357041
>Have you drank anything at all?
Just saliva.
>bf is sweet, kind, funny and rich
>pants come down
>tiny dick
>>27356839
haha, kill yourself roastie
>>27356839
it's your punishment for being a roastie.
>>27356839
is he aesthetic?
>be belgian
>get first interview after 6 month NEET life
>brussels attack
>entire metro shut down
>miss interview
>call employer today if I can have another interview
>they already found someone
>JUST
Sad, you could've been dead and we wouldn't have to see this shitty thread.
>>27356840
Better dead than no job and no gf
>>27356875
how the fuck would you know?
you ever been dead?
Help! The only way I have any social interaction is through shitposting on 4chan. What should I do with my life?
Carry on with the shitposting until you find something else that captures your interest
I think you should take a long walk, have some fries, ice cream as a dessert if you want. Then finish with a nice warm bath and then, well, maybe, go kill yourself. How does that sound for a slice of fried gold?
>>27356930
>>27356938
This, or masturbate.
IM NOT A FUCKING WEABOO YOU FUCKING HATERS I JUST FUCKING LIKE ANIME OK???!!!! STOP THIS FUCKING SPAM IM NOT PRETENDING TO BE BORN IN JAPAN I JUST FEEL LIKE JAPAN IS MY HOME BECAUSE AMERICA SUCKS (BTW PLEASE VOTE BERNIE OR ILL LEAVE THIS PLACE) SO REALLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL YOU GUYS ONCE AND FOR ALL ITS NOT FUNNY TO ACCUSE ME OF BEING A WEABOO OR SOMETHING BECAUSE ITS JUST FALSE!!! IM AMERICAN AND NOT JAPANESE!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO LIVE THERE NOT BE JAPANESE OK I DONT GET WHATS WRONG WITH YOU if you wanna chat (girls only) add me on WarriorzNaruto303 on skype thx
>>27356569
>not a weeb
>likes weebish things
Whatever you say, anon
>>27356569
how to spot a weeaboo
> call them a weeb
>if rage, then weeb confirmed
>>27356569
I actually admit myself that I am a weeaboo.
But I like other thing from Japan than anime.
I'M TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO KILL MYSELF
>>27356554
Hire your gf to do it
>>27356561
The The And
>>27356613
wat lad?
hey pedro, our good pal. whats up?
hows maria?
>>27356144
>whats up?
Bought pic related to exercise
Had a job interview today, I'll have an answer next week
Been following diet mostly satisfactory
Reading Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell
>>27356144
>hows maria?
Idk, she went back home for the week
>>27356429
>exercise
good for you. what are you planning to achieve?
>maria gone
damn.
>>27356523
>what are you planning to achieve?
Fat loss, while minimizing muscle loss, ideally until one day I'm able to lift my own bodyweight
I just fingered&gave head to a girl for the first time
>>27355886
And what did she do to you?
Please don't be a beta cuck 45
>gave head
>to a girl
dude...
Was she shaved? Congrats, friend.
