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bumping for luck
>tfw ldr with a 17 yo pinoy grill
what the fuck am i doing
I just saw this grill on Tinder I think in Honolulu
check out the official r9k webcam chatroom
https://kageshi.com/rooms/reeeee9k/swf
what fucking idiot posted this
>>27343927
is it supposed to be a secret?
>>27343953
>official r9k webcam chatroom
>sad expired circlejerk of a group of robots
Is this a joke, OP?
Does anyone want to watch a movie together?
Okay, come to my house.
>>27343610
Yes, I will watch a movie with you, OP. What movie?
What did you have in mind?
Ask a manlet whos currently dating a girl whos taller than him anything.
I posted in a manlet thread a few weeks back saying I was gona get with her and I did, nailed her that.
You lanklets angry? I would be if I was you.
how big is your nob
>>27343707
Not OP but I am a 5'7 black male with a ten inch dick, my girlfriend is 5'6
>>27343386
>5'5 Asian me
>5'8 white gf
>I made it robots
ron paul, robots. i'm a professional Pick Up Artist with a major in Peacocking and a minor in Backhanded Compliments.
so, why haven't any of you virgin faggots raped a girl or woman yet? all normal human beings (not betalords) know this is the the only way to have sex and/or a relationship
spoiler alert: females will never tell you what they want. you ever hear statistics about "99% of rape goes unreported" and think "wow that's bullshit?" its true. the 1% that gets reported are the faggots that cried or pussied out halfway through and left her unfinished.
the idea of being so sexually attractive that men are willing to risk their lives and fight for a vagina is so arousing to a female it leaves them too satisfied to complain.
ask your parents how they met. your mom will probably say, "well, when i was 15 and your father was 19, he followed me after a party one night, i knew he was but let him anyway, then stabbed my leg with an ice pick and raped me bloody. he came in all my holes and gave me herpes, it was like a fairytale <3"
again, this is the ONLY WAY to get sex OR a relationship. and dont be a selfish lover, be violent, and DONT use a condom.
if you get her pregnant/diseased, she'll enjoy it MORE, and will happily have a long-term relationship with you. If you just want a pump n' dump, she will easily find some pathetic, non-violent beta to pay for it.
I GUARANTEE 100%, if you rape a grill while choking her, slamming her face against the floor/a wall, and punching the back of her head she WILL cream, like, a pint, and be loyal to you for the rest of her life. THAT is true love.
remember: womyn would rather be beaten to death then bored to death. make the first move. cap her knees and call her a filthy, worthless whore.
If women enjoy rape so much, why is the woman in your picture crying?
>>27343338
for starters it's a BDSM set where the girl gets off being in pain and crying. Monster orgasms from kicking kick in the cunt and having her hair pulled out.
>>27343338
Same reason when they marry, it's so much happiness they can't control themselves and it all crumbles down.
I blame estrogen.
What do you think about this? I'd like to hear what you have to say.
>>27343040
Why is she walking around a park in heels? Seems uncomfortable.
>>27343040
too small, I'd bottom out on her. also she doesn't look legally old enough
She has a slightly Asiatic phenotype, possibly partially native american, turns me off tbqh.
today is my birthday, happy bd to me I guess
>>27343017
happy birthday anon
here's a (You) for you
>>27343017
Happy birthday! Go get yourself some free food: http://greatideas.people.com/2015/08/06/birthday-free-food-restaurants/
Happy birthday Phamalam!
Hope the next year is better.
So, robot, who would be the final boss of your life?
Besides yourself.
Considering the fact that all of humanity is my enemy, I suppose that my mother would have to be the final boss. After defeating everyone else, I would have to go back to where it all began to finish the job, no?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znsQ06pD2HU
>>27342633
OFF is a very good game OP, patrician choice.
My boss would probably be some silent hill type monster based on my psych. So manipulative and lazy. A psycho mantis type deal I guess?
>Are you really asking me out, anon?
>No offence, but I thought you were gay...
So, which one of you am I asking?
>>27342603
The one that thinks you're gay.
You look like a dude so I figured I could make an exception.
Last one i got into was hijacked by epic soviet memsters
>>27342451
everyone moved to discord
Post a link please?
>>27342532
https://discord.gg/0tNE5JMs8exoA47h
Anon, you need to let the chips fall where they may, stop worrying about all this shit in life
Was Project Mayhem a beta uprising?
>>27342450
Yes? What kind of stupid question is this? Why do you think every goddamn feminist and liberal woman hated this movie?
Why don't we have a /fight club/ general?
Tyler is the hero we need.
I am 26 and finishing a degree. I will be starting a second degree next year in Computer Science. What can I expect in a computer science degree. What is the job outlook?
/Computer Science General/
Job outlook: very good if you're proficient and dont meme your way through school
What you can expect: lots of mundane programming projects that will all be due around the same time. It will fuck most of your free time.
lot of programming jobs are web development, and web development is awful, I actually preferred waging my cuck self at mcdonalds over being a web dev cuck, at least I didn't sit on my ass all day.
>>27343006
whats wrong with web development
its looks like fun
>the sound of paper towel crinkling
>the sound of tissue rubbing
>>27342385
The sound of cotton rubbing together and the sound of someone chewing
>>27342385
the sound of people rubbing balloons
makes my skin crawl
the sound of a diesel engine idling
think it triggers me PTSD from the bus lads
>you'll never run the world and rid it of degeneracy.
>>27342154
>if I can't have sex nobody will
>>27342154
That actually scared me but now i'm laughing
>open it
>there is nothing
>wait a second... is this
>is this...
>is this a GIF?
>'SPOOKY SKELETON'
fuccckkk
Odd board for this question I know but I've always relied on you guys so here goes
Lately my gf was only wanting to have sex while watching porn. We were watching a video with 2 straight people in it and I noticed she was getting a lot more into it.
Now my first thought here was
>"Is she liking the guy in the porno more then me?"
The video ended and I went to go put on another one, this time with 2 guys and one girl, she didn't like this and she went and found her own video for us.
She picked out a video of 2 girls and 1 guy.
Later that night I questioned her and finally asked: "Are you turning bi or lesbian?" She started crying and eventually found out that she has this fantasy of ME fucking another woman while she's watching.
What the fuck do I do? I don't want to cuck my gf. Has anyone EVER been in this situation before? Or knew anyone who has?
>Lately my gf was only wanting to have sex while watching porn
Stopped reading there.
>>>/Adv/
>>27342140
I earnestly think you should read the rest of it friendo
>>27342140
This. Fuck off.
>originalio
