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Can normies sense that you don't belong? I feel like they can see it in my eyes t b h
>>27333038
You look fucked up m8. Get some rest.
>>27333038
youd probably look fine if you werent so sleep deprevied looking
>>27333129
not OP, but
I constantly look sleep deprived. I can't help it.
It might be because I'm epileptic.
I'm 26 and virgin btw
Hello everyone! I'm going to kill myself.
I wish I had the courage to kill myself
>>27333028
Livestream it please and thank you!
>>27333028
Good luck in the afterlife, anon.
I couldn't pay my internet bill so I was away for a week ,what have I missed?
>>27332935
moot died
people cried
>>27333477
Bang moot
>>27332935
Belgian terrorism.
Robots, give me some advice.
>be me
>have friend who's as suicidal as I am
>talking about how we'd want to die
>friend wants to go to a mall and kill as many people as possible
>awkward silence
>we finish playing mario party then he goes home
What do I do? I didn't know he was that crazy. Should I stop talking to him or become better friends with him in fear?
>>27332927
Wait for him to get the guns and kill him and become a hero and get pussy
you should snitch on that little fuck right now
seriously
go to the police
>>27332927
Fuck dude, I don't even know how I'd react if it were my friend. Did you try to talk to him about it, maybe figure out why he's so angry or why he wants to take people with him?
I'd suggest you try to understand his motives before you consider cutting him off. By all means though, if that's not something you'd do, just don't.
waking up everyday with a new personality... I don't know who I really am anymore
Do they every try to have sex with eachother
>>27332895
No anon... not at all, that would be a interesting sight to see though
>>27332882
I feel u anon. Well... at least today I do.
anyone ever felt like a third wheel before
>meet up with a friend I haven't seen in some time decide to meet the mall
>He introduces me to his GF who I haven't meet before the whole experience was awkward especially for someone like me and made me wish I had a GF of my own
anyone know this feel
when I was younger and had friends I'd meet up with them sometimes and I'd always pray we never bumped into a girl we knew because if we did my "friend" would spend the rest of the day flirting with them and showing off in front of them. I just wanted to talk to my friend but some stupid whore just had to ruin it EVERY TIME ;____;
>>27332814
>meet friend 10th grade
>have a thing for one another but never make any moves
>hang out time to time
>11th grade
>dates my friend
>start to hang out more because she moved closer
>constant third wheeling when we hang out or go out
One night my guy friend asked if I wanted to stay the night, we had another friend that came too. We all slept on the big ass family couch.
>fall asleep during Inception
>wake up hours later to make out session and hand in pants next to me
>don't move a muscle, pretend I'm still asleep, cry internally.
>>27332814
>>27332913
Eat a bullet you underaged faggots
In his last moment he drew his last breath and said
>fucking normies
>>27332748
Saw this crappy jaypeg earlier today.
Mind explaining the pic?
we dont have homeless overhere
>>27332772
bomb goes boom and people die in a faggot country
Would you just fuck woman after woman through one-night stands and wrack up a high slay count? Or would you just establish a long-term relationship with your oneitis or some other 9+/10 qt grill, and fuck her nightly but also cuddle and take care of her?
it takes a failed normalfag to still dream about being chad.
I would fuck every whore i could and then wreck their self esteem. There are still quality women out there though, although extremely rare. I would settle down with one after having toasted many roasties.
I would go after a qt and get married have many qt kids with her.
But I'm not a Chad so oh well.
>tfw fap buddy isn't online yet
>we were suppose to cum at 1pm
welp looks like im wanking alone today
What the fuck is wrong with you? What the Hell do you need a Jack off buddy for
>>27332639
can I be your fap buddy? But I will not send you anu nudes.
>>27333424
Sure. i have a few fap buddies right now. And I won't send any nudes either. desu I don't want to know anything about you at all. We can just fap to the same hentai together every few days, then go back to our own lives. what's your steam?
If you're not fucking sluts, you are disqualifying yourself from being boyfriend material.
Thanks and you're right. But PUAs still goofy douches.
>>27332575
C'mon, if you're going to be a PUAfag at least be a good one and watch RSD, not fucking Mystery.
>>27332991
Owen studied under Mystery
What are fellow anons on? Drinking, injecting, snorting? How are you?
Top-quality, fresh imported memes.
Just smoking weed op
Think I'll go try ecstasy for the first time.
How should I go about doing this? Having someone taking care of me isn't an option.
Enjoy your few minutes of freedom for your lunch break, wagecuck.
thanks neetalang i really appreciate it
i'm still on spring break, so I get to make fun of you as much as I want, NEETboy
>>27332288
thank you, triple dubs. today i am having a turkey sandwich with a small bag of cheetos. 45 more minutes until i'm back to the old grind. lets have fun shall we!!
Help me, robots, I'm starting to lose my mind.
Last december, I met a girl on tinder (yeah I know, fuck tinder blablabla).
The fact is that it ended up pretty well, we were seeing each other every friday night, and on the third date, I kissed here and well, the "Let's try to build something" train was coming right along.
Tchoo tchoo, isn't it ?
It's been almost three months now, she's still really in love, but I think I'm not.
It's complicated, sometimes I have what we'll call here a "drop", it's like one morning, poof ! The feelings just aren't here anymore.
They take usually one or two days to come back, but these times are really a pain in the ass since it feels like somebody is glued to you and you just want to be a little bit alone.
Maybe it has to do with the fact that she spends every week-end at my place, and I was a fucking neet before I met her.
Could it be that the time I've spent on my computer for the last 12 years (I'm 23 btw) sort of "make me feel like I still need that shit" ?
I've been waiting so long for a relationship that could be a "long term" one, and it has everything to be so, but those drops are really killing me.
Like I feel like I'm playing with her, she's nice, but I really don't know what to do right now.
(And yeah, I'm in one of those drops right now.)
watdo.jpg
I dunno lol haha maybe like go to a psychologist?
>>27332265
You are an introvert that needs time alone, including your weekends. Get her out of your hair a bit.
The feelings going poof is when you are over saturated.
>>27332265
>relationship built on feels
>feels go away
Relationships are about power, control and leverage. Once you feel like you have power over your partner you lose interest because you want to upgrade. Humans are disgusting, it's too bad Jesus wasn't real.
Had the worst date ever last night
Never driving an hour to meet up with a 5 ever again. She lived in buttfuck nowhere and when I got there I found out she has:
- No job
- No car
- No money
- Sleeps on Grandma's couch
- No computer
- TV has 15 channels
- No nightlife anywhere around
Asked her what she did for fun and she said "nothing. Some times I color" She's been living like this for almost a year.
LMAO I told her to get on disability for her bad back and gtfo. When I pulled up to drop her off I didn't kiss her or anything, just said, "well.. good luck with your situation.. have a good night" She was pissed.
Why did you agree to meet her in the first place?
>>27332250
because I had nothing to do and no one else to talk to
>not using her as a practice gf (for sex)
in the wise words of chad warden: come on now
>5 years later
>still think of her
I did it for 8 years. I think it stopped now, but only because I'm at the end and stopped thinking about everything.
>>27331796
heres a sad song for u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YziLq0zaOUQ
I'm at 3 she died'd though, but I wasn't the greatest of dudes either,
U?
