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>Hi Anon, could you let me in? My servant was just killed and I didn't know who else to turn to. You'll protect me won't you? I promise I'll do my best to not be too much of a burden.
>>27323770
How did you get up the stairs separating the entrance from the 1st floor hallway? Did you take the elevator to the 2nd floor, then fall down the stairwell?
>>27323799
Magic, Anon.
NUNALLYYYYYYY
When people talk about sex/dating on 4chan I join the thread and offer my advice. I've got a lot of experience dating and fucking women because I'm over 30 years old and I don't have a problem talking to women. But I never considered myself a Chad. My friends have fucked more women than I have. I've had penis in vagina sex with 40 women and if you count blowjobs and handjobs and fingering it goes up to around 55.
I know this is more than average but I don't think I'm a hero or anything. I also think I look okay, average, but I don't consider myself to be super attractive.
But any time I'm on 4chan and I mention something, like, that making women cum isn't that difficult if you're paying attention, I get blasted and everyone accuses me of lying and making shit up. If I mention I've fucked 40 women everyone accuses me of lying. So, is it just that guys on 4chan are all virgins or am I really that much of an outlier?
Pic related - my ex.
Not only are you a chad, but you're a giant bragging douche bag. Now get off my board, you gay faggot.
How many were escorts though?
>>27323765
This.
You do not belong.Leave.
will 1mg Xanax, 7mg Klonopin, 25mg hydrocodone, 1625mg acetaminophen, and alcohol kill me?
how much booze would I need to drink for it to be fatal?
i never drink so i have 0 tolerance. i also have 0 tolerance to all these medications
thats 5 vics? no i dont think so
>>27323802
not even if I got super drunk, too? i also have 450mg benadryl, and that is also a CNS/breathing suppressant
>>27323680
Might, might just give you liver damage something fierce
Today I went to the store to look at some DXM products. Anyway, looking through a few, I kept seeing that the active ingredients were DXM and then something like Guaifenesin. My question is, what the hell is "Guaifenesin" and is it dangerous?
Generally, you should avoid the guaf. Look for ones that only contain DXM. Also, ask here:
http://boards.420chan.org/dis/
Dollar store near me ( Dollar Tree ) carries 20 15mg DXM gelcaps. Only DXM in them.
Oh and don't fuck with guaf it's gay
>>27323440
Guaf makes some people sick. It doesn't really for me, but stick with pure DXM.
anybody remember her?
>>27323404
No, but i want to remember her
Pls moar
>>27323595
amira from tinychat omegler9k, some bosnian girl
>>27323753
Did she ever do vocaroos? Some Bosnian chick did some.
>tfw just turned 22
When does it get better?
When you get rich.
I'm 23 and lost my car and I still feel like eating my gun. I can't relax and I can't stop thinking I'm just fucked no matter what.
>>27323368
when you start putting in the effort to make it better
>>27323368
it doesn't 'get' better, go out and buy a chainsaw and go cut trees down. sell the wood, make it better, anon.
My armpits smell to spicy but but my scrotum has this very pungent odor after about 2 days. Sometimes only 1. It's absolutely intoxicating. I imagine other people might find it gross but i love rubbing my scrote and sniffing my fingers.
Even my armpits. They kinda stink but i always keep sniffing them. It's one of those smells you can't get enough of. Anyone else know this feel?
>>27323357
>don't bathe for 3 days
>I can literally smell the stench from my crotch rise up through my pants+underwear
>>27323393
I don't usually wear underwear but i know that feeling. Sometimes when i use my piss bottles i spill a little and it mixes with the crotch odor to make a sour smell. I don't like that smell
>>27323477
Oh golly would you look at my repeating digits. They sure are nice
>tfw wanton maidens only have eyes for brutish Chad-Knights rather than scholarly and prudent yeomans such as myself REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27323238
>tfw squire-zoned
>>27323238
nigga shoulda had a dragon on his helmet
>sword breaks
>band of hawks killed
>last thing my right eye sees is my best friend fucking my gf
>little girls say that they want to kill me
Jdimsa
Does fucking a girl with a boyfriend multiple times make me a bad person?
Men that fuck girls are never bad. Because girls should know that men would fuck anything. That's why being a pedo is wrong because little girls might not know that.
There are so many girls I want to fuck, but then I think of how awful I would feel cheating on my girlfriend. If my girlfriend ever cheated, I'd be devastated. But at the same time, if I have a chance to get it in with someone, I'm probably gonna take it. Now I feel bad about myself.
>>27323236
She's the one cheating, it's all on her.
Do fuck off though, normalfag.
I WENT OUTSIDE IN THE CITY WITH TWO DIFFERENT SHOES
TWO FUCKING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOES AND I WENT OUTSIDE WEARING THEM
I REALIZED ONLY 5 MINUTES AFTER WALKING
HOLY SHIT THE SHAME WAS UNBEARABLE ON MY WAY BACK, I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF
>>27323177
It's fine my man. We live in the post-ironic age.
>>27323177
you would have started a fashion trend if you were a Chad
The only people who pay attention to shoes are foot fags and autistic sneaker heads.
how do I gain self-esteem when I'm shitty and bad in every aspect?
>>27322872
You're pretty good at posting anime which is a positive trait in my book.
Get better or kill yourself.
Whichever comes first.
>>27322915
I agree
Just try to do something a little bit better than you usually do, anon
Half the threads are normie as fuck. Are there even real robots left?
What's your definition of robot?
>>27322758
True robot reporting in.
How the fuck is this not original.
>>27322758
Reporting in. Been on the board since '09. Hate what the place has turned into. Hate what the website has turned into. Hate that I have no home anymore.
>Playing DayZ StandAlone when it first came out
>been running around collecting shit, pretty stacked with guns, clothes, food and gear
>in forest on hill eating beans watching for other players near shore
>see fresh spawn run into house
>Fuck it, haven't seen another player in a couple hours.
>make my way down the hill and creep into the back yard of the house, keeping my eyes on windows and exits
>see him kneeling in kitchen through window, put my rifle away and take out my pistol as I go inside
>"Ey buddy, need some gear?"
>no response
>"...buddy?"
>sprints past me outside house, leaves behind rotten banana
>as i inspect rotten banana all i hear is "GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR"
>i turn around with rotten banana in my hand too see 4 guys with rifles and motorcycle helmets on, and the fresh spawn that I just tried to greet
>I've invested like 6 hours into this character already so i dont wanna lose him to fuckers, so i put my rifle on the floor (pistol's in my pocket, they cant see it)
>Suddenly the motorcycle gang demands I add them on skype
>tell me to add them or theyll kill me
>fine
>theyre actually pretty chill guys
>we go around raiding and making other people join our skype call untill about 15 players are in the chat room
>still play with them today
Anybody else have stories from multiplayer?
> Be in BF4
> Be Sniping
> camping in a watchtower
> Suddenly an enemy soldier climbs up the ladder and freezes just as his head pops over to see me.
> I stare at him and he stares at me for a good minute not one of us doing anything
> Suddenly he jumps on to the platform and gets prone next to me and we both just start sniping.
> after a while he gets up and leaves.
> Unspoken bond.
>>27322546
>tfw you've never played a proper multiplayer game because of bad internet.
I've played a little San Andreas multiplayer but thats full of 13 year old indians. I've got 12GB a month to use.
Ausfailure.
>>27323485
>BF4
Fun times
>tell mom to get me a coke
>she brings home a pepsi
FUCKING BITCH DIE
>go to someone's house
>ask for a sprite
>they give you one of these
a r e y o u f u c k i n g s e r i o us
>NOT DRINKING PEPSI
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
>ask for spaghetti
>they boil it first
I'm so fucking lonely out here. I feel like I can hardly breathe. Every night I get awful sleep because I wake up, wide 110% awake, at 3 am and can't fall back asleep until hours later. I heard it's some evolutionary thing where a lone caveman has to watch out for threats at night. Fuck this is unbearable.
AND WHEN I PULL UP TO THE CLUB ALL THE BITCHES WANT SOME OF THAT UGHHHH
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>CAN'T WAKE UP
ayy
>>27322373
where are you from, op?
have you thought about becoming gay?
