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>love girl so much that my heart aches when I'm around her
>can't summon up the courage to talk to her because I don't want to be seen as a beta orbiter
Fuck
>loving a girl that youve never talked to
sure is underage in here
JUST
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T
DO
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I love a girl and I talk to her, but I've not the courage to tell her my feelings.
>you will never lean into the arch of his back as his butt sticks out toward you
>you will never wrap your arms around him and dig into the smooth material
>you will never rub your face in his wig while he softly tells you to enjoy life even if there's no point to anything
SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP YOU DIDN'T EVEN USE A DIFFERENT FUCKING PICTURE
>>27313665
>>27313721
who the fuck even is this
>you will never cover his mouth with your hand as he begins to stutter out a protest that you're going too far and he doesn't want to keep going
>you will never use your superior strength to flip him on his belly and shove his face into the mattress to muffle his screams
>you will never pull down his underwear and as his lean, smoothly shaven legs kick at you to no effect
>you will never hear his muffled screams turn into muffled sobs as your thick, warm cock plunges in and out of his virgin boypussy again and again
>you will never heat him go silent and feel him stop fighting and go limp as you continue pounding him again and again
>you will never hear a slight groan as you finally climax and fill his boypussy up
>you will never see him curl into a fetal position and start sobbing and twitching in a pool of his own sweat, tears, blood, and fecal matter
>that hairline
>that lack of muscle
>those narrow shoulders
is being a libcuck actually genetic?
that's AIDS Skrillex btw
>>27313621
desu senpai muscles can be easily influenced and the other two not really relevant in any normal place desu
He should get a buzzcut tho
Can you really blame him though? He got cucked by genetics. I went bald at 18 too. I at least buzz it.
it's easy to go skelly --> chad
be thankful you're not a fatfag because it's impossible to ever be chad after a certain point of morbid obesity.
>not supporting your fellow robot when he needed it the most
you should be all ashamed of yourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16_IeFU2lIE
>Born into political elite family
>>27313512
>married with kids
>>27314065
He's still a complete sperg
> In fact it's debatable whether he has any real friend, if he does, they're hard to find. While I was reporting this story, Jeb's office gave me the names of two "close friends" to speak with, both of whom, it turned out, did not consider themselves close to Jeb at all but, rather, business associates...
This is fro a GQ article
>tfw your wife's boyfriend has a bigger dick than you
>Wife's boyfriend
Something is wrong
>tfw you're wifes dick is bigger than yours
>your wife's son has a bigger dick than you
Let's be honest, we're pretty much all normies.
All our failure evolved from early childhold/teenage fuck ups, if we had normal parents etc. and didn't fuck up early on which lead to beeing more shut-in than the other kids, we'd all be normies right now.
for some the life they are currently living was already determined from the moment of conception, and there was absolutely nothing there could do to prevent it.
>>27313367
You're a normie for saving the thumbnail.
>only normies say normies
>>27313482
Na, I didn't save the thumbnail, I just scaled it down for a site and uploaded the wrong one.
here
Get rejected by roastie, all these threads giving me feels,
Why oh why lawdie did I do to deserve this .
Meme magic, god, Kek, give me a sign from the above that deluding myself in irrationality will alter the universe and have the roastie want me as a toastie.
>>27313289
Why play cruel jokes in almost dubs why oh why
>>27313310
Why yet again these almost dubs. Stop playing games thou divine above
>>27313332
Why oh why these almost quads why thou divine from above play this joke on thee
how does a robot with no social skills, like me, get a job?
work as a baggier at a super market because you dont have to talk to people the cashier does all that all you have to do is stand their be quite and suck up compliments
>>27313047
I would usually give tips on how to be more socially acceptable...but you know I'm just fed up.
Follow my words: don't have a job. Listen this is all a big fucking game played by rich people and you're just a pawn in the big scheme of things
you know they just don't care about you and they will treat you like shit
I am just telling you, get some seeds, start a farm somewhere, and hunt down some animals if you wish. You won't be spending anything.
Listen to me, don't work. You are turning yourself into a slave
I have never worked a day in my life and you know what? I'm happy.
>>27313149
DUDE SEEDS LMAO
Open your mouth nice and wide, anon
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
It's time to stop posting, OP.
>>27313033
>he thinks brapposting is anything new
Wew lad spot the newfag
>>27313073
I know it's much older than you, but when you're making multiple threads a day, it's time to think of a more original post.
Going on my first date ever at 22. Pls help me, /r9k/.
Be prepared for awkward silences by coming up with some non-autistic conversation topics beforehand. Ideally you should move naturally from one subject to the next during conversation, but that's not always possible so bring up movies or music or some shit.
>>27312888
gib details blox
>>27312888
I can't as I never had a date, but godspeed fellow robot
is he the ultimate cuck?
>>27312739
No, he's starring in tons of incredibly successful movies every single year.
>star wars
>ex mahina
>brooklyn
And that's just this year. All because he comes from the right family.
>>27312752
lol holy shit, he was that fucking general hitler guy? jesus christ i had no idea
he plays the same role in everything. he's good at it i guess, frank was a good movie
Do you guys know anyone who is actually making progress in life?
I do. Lots of them. I'm not making progress myslef, though.
What's the red circle indicating
Running on a hamster wheel isnt pogress.
That word shouldnt even exist
>>27312750
A hamsterwheeel progresses one revolution each time you come to the same position.
why are masculine women so based, /r9k/?
Antje Traue thread [also, other masculine women in general]
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Because men are better than women
>>27312386
Because you think you can relate to the masculine women as to masculine man. However even masculine women is a women in her core.
>mfw all the wagecuck threads have disappeared since wagies retaliated in /515/
>It only took 1 thread to stop the wagecuck threads for good
>Anyone who still tries is ignored
>NEETS still haven't found anything new to retaliate with
>Wagies ended the war in 1 blow
So what's next NEETS?
Have you given in to the wagies superiority? or are you plotting the ultimate BTFO of wagecucks for good?
obviously you haven't won because you're still posting
the fuck is /515/
>>27312264
A thread with 515 replies of NEETS being btfo
Hey /r9k/. My GPA is officially a 2.0, why shouldn't I commit suicide? And going NEET is out, I don't want to dishonor my family.
>>27312174
if you suicide , take other people with you. People you hate.
>>27312196
I don't hate anyone anon, I am that kid that everyone is friends. There are some emo kids, weaboos, and furrys that really make me cringe though.
>>27312245
I mean people who caused you to be what you are right now. bullies for example. Just ask yourself how did it go wrong and because of who.
