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Holy fucking shit I just cried while beating off
It started with me just thinking my eyes were dry and suddenly I'm bawling hard for no reason while strangely not stopping and cumming
What is wrong is with me?
Welcome to rock bottom :-(
>>27300134
Sounds like a good to, my man.
this is original familia
Nothing wrong with a crymax once in a while
Well /r9k/, are they
The fact that she can get on CNN.com and write that is proof you can literally be mentally retarded as a woman and it's just fine
No one cares
It's just totally fine. To be a retard
>>27300084
Yeah, sure, whatever. I'll still only use them to not-so-ironically emulate black twitter and similar captions.
Women are memes.
It's hard to take them seriously when 99% of their problems are emotional.
Do you ever stop and think how different we are from normies?
For example, I have a pantyhose fetish. I have to jerk off to this stuff and have never felt a girl's legs in them unless by accident/lowkey creeping on a friend when she was drunk.
If I was Chad (or hell, even just a normal guy), though, I could make my girlfriend throw out all her jeans and just wear skirts and pantyhose every single day. I'd literally be able to get it whenever I wanted.
I don't know. It just dawned on me how strange this is. How far removed from normal human experience we are.
>>27300011
Those are good digits you got there.
>>27300255
Thanks friendo. I worked hard for them. Glad someone noticed.
>>27300344
>mfw I ruined the gets run
Well follow neets, I fear this is the end of my NEETing.
Mommy has officially cut me off. My threats of suicide and guilt tripping stopped working as of today.
She will cut my cell service at the end of the month.
She has pawned my computer.
She will kick me out in 30 days unless I start working.
She says that I'm too old to be unemployed.
I don't know what to do.
Clearly a job is out of the question, I tried guilt, threatening suicide, I even struck mommy, but that only made it worse.
I have no idea what to do.
Time to an hero
>>27299867
nice try, wagie. we love our mommies.
>>27299867
Wagies seriously think about us SO MUCH that they come home to post shit like this. Pathetic little slaves, try better next time. ;D
No neet is unhappy, it is easy to see through your tricks.
I have got a story to tell you, robots. I would like you to read it.
I have always been a beta. Like most of you I love to stay at home and play videogames or read or whatever and, well, I do not have many friends nor I am good at making friends.
I deal with a lot of psychological problems which I am not going to explain because you all people probably know what the deal is already; schizo, bipolar, DID. Not that bad, verily.
I had a best friend. She was one of the few people I could talk to without trying to hide something. She is great. As you might expect, I fell in love with her, without having any ambition, knowing well I could not be with her.
Time passed. We always did everything together, which was not a strange thing until some days ago.
We were messing around like we always did. Keep in mind that for me, it always felt like heaven, since I have always been in love with her.
The point is, some days ago we were on a date, that is what I am calling it know, but at that time, it was just the same thing we always did, we ended up in my house and after some time we went to bed. She was sleeping in another room when she woke up crying in the middle of the night and came to my room; a nightmare, apparently.
She told me something about her not being able to move and that someone was watching her from the door. She was being as open as she could.
I tried to make her feel better and well... In the end she just said that she loved me...
Yeah, you might know I did not believe it. I was the one who was dreaming. But no, it happened.
Now, after some days. We are a couple, people.
I just wanted to share my happines with you, guys, now that I am living the life I always dreamt of. And to let you know that if there is hope for me... Then there is hope for all of you. Please, go ahead and try.
Fuck you, you piece of shit gay faggot normie. You came here for ONE REASON, and it SURE AS FUCK wasn't to make us feel better.
No, you suffered as a beta for your entire life like the rest of us. Your heart is shit, you have no empathy left. You came here to FUCKING BRAG and you know it.
You are emotionally numb, so numb that you can't even enjoy the fact that some gross moldy cunt is dating you now, so the only way to leverage your new relationship is to use it to make the rest of us feel shitty.
NOW GET OFF MY BOARD YOU DUMBSHIT NORMIE. I FUCKING HATE YOU.
>>27299908
Both you and OP are fucking losers. He wrote the dumbest story I've ever made the mistake of reading, and you, like a total faggot, showed the whole world your little dick.
>>27299908
This right here
Fuck off OP, there is no hope for you if you have no friends and you should know that.
Have you ever intentionally pushed your boobs up against a guy because you like them or want them to ask you out or something?
>>27299544
real life isn't like your chinese cartoons.
>Have you ever intentionally pushed your boobs up against a guy because you like them or want them to ask you out or something?
did this happen to you?
>>27299544
i used to work at a fast food place and i did this to a guy that i worked with.
i didnt really push up my boobs against him but i always got extremely close and made sure my boobs touched his arm.
> TFW no cuddle GF.
Fuck bros.
I can't handle this.
All I want is someone to cuddle at night, someone to spoon with.
... And other things like have sex with and talk to and shit, but really, cuddles is the main thing.
There is nothing worse than not having someone to cuddle with when you really need cuddles... it's like starvation.
Fuck I think I need to get a dog.
I cuddled with two girls at the same time last night, I was in the middle
Shit was cash yo
>>27299639
Was either of them your GF?
>>27299487
Yeah I feel you. There's someone who I really like but I don't think they want to talk to me at all.
>every time i get a girl interested i sabatoge it
I've been after a 7.5/10 qt and today she messaged me asking if I wanted to come over and watch Ring with her.... I noped.
>>27299342
Its becuase you are secretly gay and dont know it yet
>>27299342
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????fuckckckckcc
>>27299342
IM TIRED OF QT FEMALES HAVING INTEREST IN ME!
ALWAYS ENDING IN ME NOT TAKING THE INITIATIVE LIKE CHAD!
WHY DO WE ALWAYS KEK OURSELVES!
>inb4 gay
>tfw my HDD fucking died
All my movies,music, TV shows gone
>>27299282
Just ask the fbi, they'll give you all back.
>>27299282
good thing we have internet
will only take a lil time to get it all back.
unless u got special shit on there or somthing
>>27299282
This is why you back your shit up senpai
>hey chad, want to come over to my house after school and play xbox?
>mom/son / incest fetish
>was too fat and awkward to bang my friends' mothers
>now I'm too old for it to work
fug
The punishment for statutory rape is way too damn high.
>10 years to life in prison
Are you fucking serious? Sex is not that fucing big of a deal.
>register as a sex offender
Okay fine but:
>prohibited from being around children under the age of 18, including her own
Literally why? She wasn't fucking every kid, she only fucked one kid and it was consensual.
>>27299123
She didn't get sent to prison, just probation. It's not like she's a man
How do you keep a conversation with a girl in a bar or disco alive?
If there is loud music playing, you can't unless you both can sign. Don't bother. Go elsewhere.
If there isn't loud music, then it's like a conversation anywhere else.
>disco
>quads
fuck off aliens
>at a bar or disco
You don't. Not at those places. Get her interested, get her number, talk to her later.
Anyone want to start a Kik group where we just talk about feels
Talking about the same shit but on a different medium will get us nowhere.
Fuck it.
sanchotobl
>>27298858
We did 4 nights ago and 12 year olds infested it.
I had an emotional breakdown earlier and started cutting my self and I got blood all over my gray pants.
How do I get it out so mummy dosent know? I dont want to hurt her.
Attentionwhore
>>27298776
thanks for the reply senpai :^)
how bout not cutting yourself in the first place if you don't want to hurt your mom
How many of you guys here were administered Jew pills by your parents as a child? Ritalin has been linked to abnormal development of dopamine receptors and potential damage to the frontal lobe. What this means is reduced executive function, poorer memory and more impulsive behavior. Does this describe you anon?
I was on adderall as a kid. Absolutely hated it and it made me hallucinate like mad.
Got on it again when I was 19, and loved it. A little too much even, got the script revoked hehe.
There might be something to it OP, I cared enough about myself and could tell that adderall was clearly toxic to my health. I started stashing it instead of taking it after a little while.
Funny thing is it didn't even make me do any better in school, instead of doing all of my assignments I would just be really, really elaborate and go overboard with one assignment in particular and choose not to do any of the others.
>>27298684
*I cared enough about myself as a kid
I doubt I took it enough to do any lasting damage.
I bounced off a few different meds for like half a semester. I think adderal was one of them never took ritalin though.
I fucking hated it from day one. I was misdiagnosed with ADD anyway. I was just bored as fuck in school.
>all my friends are boys :)
>2016
>slutshaming
People enjoy sex anon, just mad because you don't get to feel the human connection
>>27299380
>implying casual sex involves any human connection
>>27300215
Are you absolutely retarded
