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Who /BeerForBreakfast/ here?
I doubt I could stomach it.
Mornings are for coffee, afternoons are for tea, nights are for beer
>>27305006
I work third shift so I'm kinda cheating, Im just about to go to smoke then go to sleep tbqh
Feels going being white trash
>>27304988
How'd you get so rude and reckless OP?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ4E4a7Q4Ag
what were the "big" memes from when you first started browsing 4chan?
i started browsing in 2009, and these little macros with different characters, like courage wolf and foul bachelor frog, were everywhere at that time. at the time they were funny, in hindsight theyre kind of cringy. i guess times change
I remember that coolface and rage comics were a pretty big thing. There was a lot of those "Man, /v/ hates everything, PS3 no games!!!!!" shit on /v/.
Picture related.
>>27304918
Courage dog was the most funny because you could learn from it.
I started in 2011 and to be honest I don't even remember that far back
I'M SO FUCKING LONELY PLEASE SOMEONE JUST END THIS
You don't get replies OP. No replies to your thread how does it feel OP?
>>27304738
And here we see a tortured soul, begging for death.
What's your story, OP? Why are you so alone?
How many times have my fellow robots jerked off today?
9 times here, always go completely over-board on the days i fail NOFAP.
>>27304700
>tfw no time to fap
Two so far, probably one more time when I go to bed. I tried to go off porn but fails in only a week.
About to go for number 4. Got a chastity device coming in the mail so I can lock it down and stop.
Any robots want my key?
And would you eat it out if she offered
>What does her butthole smell like
A safe bet would be poo
>>27304673
>she
Original commentators special suprememe pls.
okay hey I know exactly how to explain this to you and you should trust me because I have one too so this is what you have to understand first to answer your question okay first take a shower make sure you are clean wash under your warms really well but dont use any scented soap then when you get out of the shower and you are dry lick under your armpit that is exactly what it tastes me I have experience.
Italian fag here
Yesterday on a spanish road there was an accident in which some erasmus female students died.
The media are talking only about that, also the faggot pope said it was the biggest tragedy ever.
Am I the only one happy some roasties got what they deserved?
Also female hate thread if you wanna.
I'd bet that if the accident involved nerds, no one cared about it
>>27304665
"Faggot Pope" I lost it. Thx annon
>>27304665
Reminder that even the nicest most innocent girl is secretly the same slut as any other slut.
Not sure if I should break up with my gf or not
She wants kids and shit and its my only relationship. I'm only 20 so wut do
>>27304574
>asking for advice on r9k
i think you should fuck off
>>27304574
1: when does she want kids
2: is this reasonable? do you both work, have a home or is she just being a total roastie
3: do you not want kids ever or just not now?
>op is a male version of stacey
Fuck off normal scum
What order do you clean your teeth in?
I mouthwash > brush > floss.
Have I been doing it wrong?
i think mouthwash last and brushing first would be ideal, but i don't have much to back this up.
I only brush because I'm lazy
Although I rarely leave the house so my breath isn't all that important
>>27304562
Why the fuck would you mouthwash first when you're going to brush the protection away right after? Also the mouthwash reaches the hard-to-reach places easier after you have brushed away all the goo.
Am I qt /r9k/?
>>27304539
You look like an Indian Elliot Roger
Show me that clock, son!
>>27304553
what if I tell you I have a gf?
>too autistic to fit in with the normies
>not autistic enough to fit in with the aspies
being "mildly autistic" is truly the worst hell
You can bring peace between our two people
Just hang out with the semispergs
/r9k/ is loaded with them and so is basically every other board on the web geared towards people under 40
I know that feel man. I'm so glad i'm born ok looking and i am able to cover up my autism when i just hide my powerlevel but interacting with normie plebs is hell for me.
I talked to my therapist about it and he said i should meet up with intellectual fedoralords which i don't want also.
The only friends i have are a few autistic patricians. At least i can share my interests there...
A week ago I decided I didn't want to be a robot anymore. I'm transforming, and uploading my progress to YouTube.
I began a game (called life), and have been playing it for 10 days in a row.
in a nutshell, the game is about:
>no excuses
>no overthinking
>just doing
>learning
>growing
>not staying still
I've stood still long enough. My game has a few rules, and I updated them recently.
>More Info:
>My game has a few commandments. Sacred, powerful rules that cannot be broken, but I don't want to at the moment.
>The game takes place mainly on http://habitica.com a website for turning life into an RPG
>The video series is to hold me accountable and keep me organized; so far it's working
I've been exercising and learning everyday. And I'm going to for 100 days.
ROBOT LIFE IS NOT THE LIFE FOR ME:
and it shouldn't be for you.
fight. break free. I'm trying. will let you know if it works out.
but if you want to follow my subjective process, vids are below
>vids are below
>no vids
I'll probably join you, because I need to destroy my autism, but damn OP, this shit is pretty fucking autistic
don't mind the autism
channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgKamVhSmgWkl5mjwsCT9SQ
DAY 0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T1ZUKdnYxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3XVDrkMvnQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y39D2S204Ik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xktf5NRc_Pk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZC8wZrRgu4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rtYfuAHtZ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERXRQuhYScg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vq8hxb5QAE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71MTfn2ciRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CMi8aPSVIw
DAY 10:
the goal is 100 days, or infinity.
>dentist appointment next week
>Might get my 4 wisdom teeth taken out
>they are going to see my yellow teeth and laugh
>>27304225
Then brush your fucking teeth.
>>27304289
>Just brush your teeth bro
>they will turn white like pearls by next week bro
They literally don't care as long as they get their money.
Hey guys what's your thoughts on cartoons and i don't really like crazy conspiracy theory stuff
But now that im in my mid 20's iv experienced so many parallel life scenarios that are identical and so relatable to that of a cartoon and i was thinking (not knowing as a kid) but realizing the wisdom behind all that and stuff
But yea who else ended up a squidward? Or what character did you end up becoming irl willingly or subconsciously?
>>27304179
Most on this board are probably squidward
>>27304200
Squidward was a guy who hated work. Most people here don't even work.
>>27304179
i feel like patrick star sometimes but usually i feel like squidward. i'm not really smart or artistic
I'm gonna go eat a resturant with my friends now, then were gonna go over to my place and play some games and just have a good time.
What are you up to today?
I jerked off twice...
>>27304091
I guess that still counts as a good time...
>>27304072
Apply for a job hypothetically
Stay at home play some games eat some microwave food
I'll never have sex. How about you?
>I'll never have sex. How about you?
Not sure 2bh, I'd like to try at least.
I'd like to insert my penis into the girl in the picture though.
>>27304022
>do you picture them naked every time you see them?
No, you don't.
>>27304022
No, I can't even remember what they look like naked.
