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Reminder that if you have a head full of hair, you CANNOT be a robot.
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I have that same comb desu
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How so?
>head full of hair
>23 yo KV
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>>27318257
>How so?
You still have a future

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>blondes are literally the hottest women
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>>27318061

but they are all fake blondes? every one of them.
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blondes are shit
brunettes are hot
red heads are hottest
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>>27318061
none of those girls are higher than a 6/10

you have bad taste.

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>tfw literally bad at everything
even when I invest time into something, I'm still way shittier than people who have invested way less time

it just makes me want to give up
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>>27317918
Don't give up senpai. Maybe your talent is to fail at everything you do?
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>2300 hours in dota2
>shit

wake me up
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>>27317918
iktf
>tfw only thing i enjoy is vidya
>tfw suck at all vidya

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Oops, sorry anon! I meant to send this to your brother, Chad!
mom xox

wat do?
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>>27317645
She wants that sweet BETA dick anon, go, give it to her.
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>>27317645
Took a wrong turn at /b/?
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>>27317645
jokes on you I don't have a brother

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>in less than 2 years, 2000ners will be able to legally post on this website
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>>27317531
>implying they aren't already posting here
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>>27317560
>implying implications
What part of legally didnt you understand?
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>>27317560
>implying that 14 year olds are not posting in this thread right now

>inb4 ban

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https://youtu.be/W0_DPi0PmF0

How long before it become mainstream ?
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Bump of pity
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>hot robot
>hot
That thing is ugly as fucc.
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>>27317551
It can't get worse let's give it another 5 year

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Is adderall a bad idea? I was planning on taking 30 mg tomorrow morning before school.
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those gender studies classes too much for your brain to handle on its own, op?
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>>27317368

30mg is fine. Just know what you're tooling around with and respect the drug. It is speed, so try not to abuse it too frequently so you don't get addicted.
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>>27317476
Yeah, I was really only planning on taking it once just to see what it felt like

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Who here is 25+ and still lives with their parents?
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I moved out when I was 20. Worst mistake I've ever made.
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>>27317330
I was, but moved out 5 months ago.
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>>27317330
I'm almost 26 and live with my family in the boring ass suburbs but I am currently buying a 1 bedroom condo downtown, on the top floor facing out over a lake. 520 sq ft. Can't wait to set up my battlestation there

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My girlfriend [F/18] have been dating for almost 4 months, we started dating around January 8th. Anyway I have been mostly happy with her despite us having a rough patch after I found out she had (what she told me) slept with around 26 guys in the 3 months before she met me. I somehow managed to get past this because after all she was a pretty good girlfriend.

Now here's the fuck up. Last night I was staying at hers and had to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I took her phone to use her flashlight. While in the bathroom I got too curious and made a bad after-1pm decision; I went through her phone. I saw she still had contacts and convos of people she fucked, about 6 in total in her messages tab with nothing before November. The sexual parts of the convos (asking each other to come over) were mostly around december, but a couple were smack bang right around January 8th, when we started dating. Even more disturbing was this one message from her;

Her: Sorry I was late I couldn't find the place

This was on January 27th.

I should have stopped here but I kept on going, I re-downloaded tinder which she said she deleted about 2 weeks after we started dating. She had about 109 matches in a 3 month period, I started going through each convo and saw her organizing fucks, dates and dirty talk. What really stood out was the fact there were 10 convos after mine, and all were around the same november/decebember/early january dates. I counted up all of them and it was way more than 26 guys, at least 40, all within a 3 month period.

I put the phone down and left.

I really really regret this, I know I shouldn't have.

I just feel sick, I don't feel special or like she really values me. What should I do? I don't think I can even look at her right now.
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>>27317238

>Regrets hearing the truth.

If you can't handle the truth about each other, split. It's that simple.

If you feel you have to lie to each other to be happy, split. It's that simple.

You stand somewhere between both of these. You want to be lied to and the truth makes you hate her.

Dump her. Move on.

>inb4 female rage
It's a guy thing. This is how we are. Don't like it? Too fucking bad because we're not women. Fuck off.
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>>27317238
leaver her ass dude. honestly i wouldnt try to fuck with a girl who fucked that many guys in such a short amount of time.
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she did nothing wrong. it's unreasonable to expect people to be exclusive while dating for less than a month

Today I realized that I am Tomoko.
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>>27317170
is that because you said
>tfw no bf ?
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>>27317170
>>27317224
>XDDD im just like her XDD
Cebruz thread!
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but you're not cute

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>me in the background
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me on the left

box
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>>27316974
>me on the left

el comentario original
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need sauce pls OPIE

>he fell for the vagina meme when she has a perfectly usable chestpussy
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>>27316916
>tfw chestlet gf
Kill me
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>gf's tits are only just too small
Wait until she gets pregnant, I guess is the plan.
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I've tried titty fucking before. If she had anything less than Double D's you don't feel anything.

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You won't post in this thread.

This thread has no meaningful content.

It even has a shitty overused meme as it's picture.

So why would anyone ever respond to it?
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>>27316838
Because I'll get replies. Just like you OP. It's literally shooting fish in a barrel.
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i'm a rebel senpai
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For dem (You's)

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How do I stop thinking about him?
I literally cant focus on anything
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>>27316772
I can't stop thinking about Nietzsche either
It makes me a little insufferable
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>>27316772
find things to keep yourself busy. start doing things for yourself. try and catch yourself when you're thinking about him and think about something else instead. don't rush yourself or get frustrated if you dont immediately stop thinking about him, it takes time. good luck, I hope you can stop constantly thinking about him soon.
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>>27316772
what did that guy even do? tell him to jump

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So who exactly is this 4chan, and why am I yet to meet him?
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>>27316705
>not knowing about the worst place online
>not knowing the popular culture of the internet
You dip.
https://youtu.be/7IVJVTUNl0I
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>>27316763
this video is like if aids skrillex and carl the cuck argued with each other
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>>27316705
Yes. I am the internet hate machine from the darkest corner of the internet known as the anonymous super hacker 4chan. How are you?

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