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Does anyone else wish that they would just drop dead right this very instant?
>>27327171
Nope. My life is pretty good atm.
I'm looking forward to another day of being successful.
PS: check 'em
>>27327171
Constantly
ORIGINALITY KJEOIFJWEFWI
>>27327594
We're both experts in that feel.
Is it true that a slut can't be tickled?
>>27327002
How could you take a nude photo and have it look so fucking unappealing? You have to have a real talent to be this shit at photography
>>27327026
She looks extremely jaded, like this is probably the 10,000th nude she's sent on her way to taking her 800th cock.
>>27327002
I doubt it.
I'm most ticklish on my arse, and I sit on it all day.
>you will die one day
Feels so fucking good, man
What if you fucking don't because technology advances quickly enough to keep you alive until the heat-death of the universe.
>>27326853
>>27326837
"The last question" by Isaac Asimov
>>27326853
Fuck that noise. I'm going to hang myself before I let them do that to me.
No OC ink thread..
OC ink thread
I wanna know what the fags of /r9k/ scared there skin for
>>>/soc/
faggot, btw your "ink" is garbage.
>>27326731
What's the point of having a tatoo if it doesn't have a strong meaning
>>27326783
Body art is cool as fuck when done right
However op has tattoos from a walk-in shop and they look trashy as fuck
Protip: if it cost less than $100 per square inch it's probably shit
Has anyone ever thought about becoming a monk?
It's obvious that we're not the kind of people who become husbands and fathers, so perhaps we are more suited to the monastic life.
>>27326630
I've considered something like that. But then I'd lose the few things I do have that make me happy.
>>27326630
I've seriously considered it. However the fundamental problem I had was believing in a metaphysical reason to abstain from everything.
I'm too agnostic to commit
>>27326630
I've considered it:
>get to travel everywhere
>get drunk on wine all the time
>make a bit of cash on the side doing private weddings
>spend your dosh on prostitutes and good food
>get paid to sit on your ass all day
>only have to study one stupid book
The churches have unfortunately clamped down on corruption, making the job less fun than it used to be.
>tfw you just notice your deodorant has never been working for you and you were stinking like BO in the summer heat for weeks and weeks
>>27326561
Mine is "dry" and is supposed to stop sweating but I'm guaranteed to have drenched pits 5 minutes after spraying
>>27326561
Take a shower you dip
>>27326585
I between my butt cheeks is wet with sweat more often than not too
Did you read Fjodor Dostojewskys " Notes from unterground " ? It did change me and I can only advise you reading it.
It's basically the In the Aeroplane Over the Sea of /r9k/. Absolute /r9k/ reading core.
Why are the Os red?
What's the book about, and how long is it? Wouldn't mind reading something new
Ok /pol/ how do I get better at arguing on 4chan? It seems like I go into the actual disagreement with good intentions thinking I'm in the right but by the time it's all over everyone in the thread seems to be on the other guy's side, even those who generally agree with my position responding calling me a faggot.
How do I not only win the argument but win the crowd?
First step: post on the correct board.
Second step: idk
The best way to win a 4chan argument honestly is to catch someone in a logical fallacy. Study up on a website like your logical fallacy is and then slyly bring up the correct one during the debate.
It's usually a straw man fallacy, ad hominem although this is less common now than it was like in 2012, or anecdotal. The just world fallacy is especially popular on r9k, you can also call it survivor's bias.
Pretty easy senpai, also good to know when to call it quits but to make sure you announce when you do so, makes the other anon feel really pathetic for being so invested in the conversation.
>>27326158
How is murder at that point a crime......?
I was KSV till only 2 years ago.
Now I'm married in a foreign country to a foreign girl.
Somehow I have two female orbiters.
I am a 7/10 at best and broke as fuck. I have no idea what I'm doing right but it must be something. Rip me up or ask advice.Or maybe this thread will die because even I know its shit and just for killing time.
>>27326059
What country? Don't cheat on your wife.
>>27326059
How did you move to this foreign country and how did you meet your wife? What do u do for a living?
>>27326082
thailand
>>27326098
i am a male escort..
>yfw you cannot stop biting you inner lip
Annnnnnnd now im biting my inner lip. thanks op
>>27326045
Just use your free will to not do it.
>>27326100
we are products of our environment, anon
Is daytrading for suckers?
You mistook us for >>/biz/
yes. daydrinking is for winners.
Day trading is basically a gamble. There are some who are lucky and do well, there are others who do poorly. For the layman, long term holding of stock has shown a clear sign of higher rate of return than any short term possible gain(which is offset by the short term possible loss.)
That isn't to say that it's completely hopeless, but there is no way of timing the market or anything like that. Not by humans anyway.
Does anyone know how to make love potions? There's a girl at school I like and I was hoping to make her cookies or something I could slip it into to give her. She probably weighs around 140 pounds, if that affects the dosage. I'm on spring break right now, in case the recipe takes a few days to prepare.
pic unrelated
3 boiled eggs.
>>27326044
This, OP. Neither you nor her need to say anything, but she has to eat all of them.
>>27325928
feed her eggsoriginal
Smart people thread.
Only people with iq of 130 or more may post
IQ of 147 here
I am better than all of you.
>smart
>needs an IQ test to validate their intelligence
I know this is bait, but I enjoy taking it too much.
IQ of 200 here. Feels good man.
Any robots from Israel here?
How are you dealing with the fact that today is Purim, the most normie-infested day of the year?
I am in the army, luckily. There was a mandatory Purim dinner/party in the dining room last night but I managed to eat some bbq then take some juice bottles back to my room with a friend
why are you guys even posting on here
isnt it like boom boom fight over there
USA nonJew here
Do most Israelis believe the events in in the megillah actually took place, or is the story of Esther usually taken as a fable?
what are some of the best things that robots need to watch as far as anime goes? Currently, I am doing clanaad
Clannad is fairly shit. The MC is the only good thing about it.
FLCL
Genshiken
Haganai
NGE
Oregairu
Watamote
Samurai Champloo
Welcome to the NHK
I don't care what you fucking are you need to watch some mothafuckin JoJo
>>27325826
this looks really something, will check because enthusiasm.
>>27325762
The MC is why I'm watching, and Sunihara. and the big dango song. It is shit but it makes me feel better because it's not trying to be relentlessly happy. I need some of that sweet misery anime.
Seen FLCL and champloo, will check the rest.
