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>5 "tick tock wage cuck/go back to work jenkins/I am a NEET who is an astronaut rock star millionare" threads in the catalog
>get warned for BRAP-posting, one of 4chan's finest memes, because "r9k is about quality content"
Can we get this frogposting forced meme banned from the board please? It's an even bigger cancer than trap threads and bronies
ahahahah, wagie's having a ragie
how cute :)
I made my own original 100% certified meme and nobody even posts it. I'm so upset, /r9k/. I could've been the next reddit-memesterpiece.
>>27334390
What was it? Snail frail?
Who else here /TattleTale/
I had no friends in 3-5th grade, so I snitched on everyone.
Eventually people forgot, but it made it hard to make friends in 6-8 but it was completely forgetten in 9-12
But yea I snitched about everything, from littering to hitting to sneezing
Why did you stop amigo?
did the teachers like you? i had some teachers that would pick on the snitches
>>27334319
>punishment for sneezing
The phuqq did you go to school?
>/pol/ currently winning the meme olympics
>/r9k/ still stuck on years old pictures of a frog and a bald sad guy
step it up
/pol/ has always memed harder than /r9k/
In typical /pol/ fashion, they spammed a decent meme so much that everyone else is now already sick of it. They snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.
Because of this, Carl and Benny are trash tier memes.
/pol/ memes harder than /r9k/
/pol/ makes meme magic real
>/r9k/
>/x/
Hi my fellow robots, I'm asking you because I don't really know who to ask for help.
So I've been in this kind of relationship with this cute 7/10 for about three months now. First weeks felt like dreaming, we texted each other every day for hours, after our first awkward date our relationship started to develop also in the "physical" sense. Hugging, kissing and all that. One day I went to her home to watch a movie and we ended up on her bed, kissing passionately, hugging, and some foreplay. More or less a week after we were texting, she said she thought she rushed the stages of our relationship, that she's scared to fuck up and feel bad because of us and that overall she's having doubts because I don't talk a lot and she "never knows what I'm thinking".
Now we rarely date, more or less once a week and I haven't kissed her since that time at her place. I don't know guys, she just feels more distant.
What the fuck am I supposed to do? I really like her, we have a lot in common but things seem not to be working out well.
Help
>>27333982
You don't know the rule of 3 months?
>>27333982
>because I don't talk a lot and she "never knows what I'm thinking"
Sounds like you know what she wants more of. Better give her the bad news before you get too attached.
>>27334376
I don't know man, I like her and I'm too much of a bitch to just let her go, I just would like to make her feel closer to me
Robots, what is even the fucking point in trying to be alpha if you are ugly? Today I did something that would get ANY chad laid and it got me disgraced.
>Name is Peter
>Invited the girl I orbit for a 'study lunch' as we are in the same studying group
>Tell her I will make Lebanese food for us to eat
>She seems excited
>Buy 20 pieces of Pita bread and nothing else
>She comes to my house
>She walks in
>Looks at the table and asks why there is so much pita bread
>Laugh and tell her 'because it is time you and Peter bred!'
>she makes a fucking shitty excuse to leave
>won't respond to my messages
I am sure I will fail this class because of her. fucking bitch.
>>27333919
>Buy 20 pieces of Pita bread and nothing else
chad would have never done something like that, it's too much work
>>27333919
Damn that's alpha as fuck. You don't need to be handsome, just /fit/ and it'll do something better than what you got. At the very least you can mention this later as an embaressing story, girls love that shit.
Whaaaat girls usually love puns especially when it involves a guy she thinks wants to study immediately fucking her for the purpose of impregnantig her. She must be a feminazi
You could've been anything you wanted in life, but you chose to be whiney faggots who shitpost on a Korean pottery forum all day.
>>27333860
>Korean pottery forum
>>27334007
Mongolian throat-singing chatroom**
>>27333860
only 4 of those guys would be considered average or below average. I don't know what you're getting at
>tfw I'm a man who's legitimately as dumb as a cliche blonde woman
>>27333851
what's the most embarrassing, stupid thing you've done in public?
i expect a high level of greentext here
>>27333866
Can't think of anything specific atm.
See, I'm dumb.
>>27333907
You're not dumb bro! Don't worry!
> You will never have a lawn that nice...
>>27333736
Hey, if there's grass on the field, play ball..
It's not fair that I can never give her a foot massage and lick those perfect feet,
It's just not fair!!!
Go to airport, get bombed'
Any other robots do this?
>sit on couch
>slouch
>pick ass up
>put laptop on knees with screen slightly pointed down
>now looks like my wiener is up to my nips
>j off on omegle
>girls thinks my wiener is a Titan
>next anyone that asks me to suck it
brb going on omegle
Nice
Anyone else have any omegle tips?
>go on omegle
>put all my interests 4chan related
>get femanon
>she's pretty much autistic stacy
>all girls on it were
reminder fewmanons are bad
>be pothead
>hate alcoholics
>debating abstaining from drugs in general
Who /hypocrite/
>>27333595
Drugs including alcohol are only good if you can do them in moderation.
Debating whether one is worse than the other is just an attempt to gloss over the fact that people have problems with both and aren't willing to admit it.
>>27333595
You don't have the moral high ground if you're abusing weed anon, you're just as bas as the alcoholics.
Weed is a means to an end, nothing more. It helps open your third eye, it's a shortcut really. Once you've reached that plain of spirituality you don't really need it, though in moderation it's not too bad.
I know life can be shitty but really, trying to escape through drug abuse is not cool, you're doing more harm than good.
>>27333684
we know, hence /hypocrite/ dumbass.
I myself hate pornography for it's boorishness and degeneracy but struggle to stop masturbating to it.
Reddit is the best website ever for robots. Prove me wrong.
A robot is even the logo. Nigga, it can't get any better than Reddit.
I love Reddit, I go on Reddit every single day.
so why do you want to be here
.
Why don't you juss suck reddit's peckah or somethin'?
Reddit (well karmadecay) is pretty kool is your looking for some hot sauce
she had borderline personality disorder. should i be glad we're not together anymore?
pic related
>>27333309
soflo?
this is original
You should accept reality rather than wonder about whether something that wasn't would have been better if it were.
Amor fati.
>>27333309
looks like a man
are you sure you aren't gay?
What's a good trade that won't fuck a robots body up?
>>27333235
plumber
electrician
HRVAC
>>27333235
why did Iowa spill the sodie pop?
>>27333295
How's welding
>IT DOESNT MATTER IF WE ALL DIE
>>27333105
>POOS AND WEES AND FARTS AND FANNYS
>MUMS AND DADS AND KIDS AND GRANNYS
>BUMS AND CUMS AND DADS AND MUMS
>DO A BIG CUMS ON BUMS
>>27333105
Oh I love The Smiths.
>>27333194
>in my life
>oh why do i give valuable time
>to people who don't care if i
>hate allllllll whiiiiiiites
Why are INTPs so autistic?
In all seriousness, the description of an autistic person and the description of an INTP are almost the same.
How so? This comment is confirmed original.
I'm always in my head, and don't pay attention too most people. However I've done an ok job at faking social situations, so I can see that people who haven't learned to do that as being lacked autistic.
>>27333706
Holy shit my autocorrect errors. This is why I don't post.
![The_Cure_-_Pornography[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IFyajiS.jpg "The Cure - Pornography[1]")
