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>British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the pray mantis following a spider
>american """documentary"""
>guitar riff playing in the background
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE >A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>more flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>more flashy jump cuts
>the mantis strikes
>strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND IT'S OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to the next clip
Britain is just a country of that guy who pretends to like classy shit but actually hates it
You're forgetting the product placement where the mantis is climbing a subway cup. And there's this noise
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JeahDDyFhWY
>>27303831
Why the fuck is that specific sound effect so pervsive. I think the first time I noticed it was when I was playing Dragon Age: Origins, at the part where you get stuck in the fade/dream world by the evil sloth demon. They played that sound effect over and over and over in the background. It drove me fucking mad. Then I began to notice it in every fucking show or game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsp9bMQz7lc
Who /gonna see the river man/ here?
Just hand me down, give me a place to be
>mfw i am man in a shed is literally me
Man Nick Drake should be our fucking mascot.
>Day is done
>tfw 2003 was 7 years ago
>>27303707
dude wat r u on bout
>>27303707
2003 was 13 years ago XD
Silly OP :DDD
>tfw you were born a whole 2 years ago
Man...the time sure does fly
>Tfw best friend get a "online gf"
>Always talking with her
>She live in another country
>Best friend is ignoring me
>She's a fucking slut
>Typical "Punk" Slut who thinks the system is corrupt
>Has 2 pets rats
>Few month later
>They break up because she got another Bf (a real one )
>Beta friend can't get over it
>Start hanging out again
>Punk bitch come and say she's sorry and all that bs
>They get together again
>They broke up again
>Repeat this process one more time
>Say to my friend that she's a fucking slut and he's worth better than that
>Friend says "We alot in common" and all that "she's different" shit
>Friend is gonna move to her country
>FeelsBad.jpg
>Literally 2 days before leaving
>She broke up with him
>Best friend is destroyed
>I want to kill that bitch
>Best friend can't cancel his trip
>Best friend gone
>Say he should go see her and take revenge
>Best friend to beta to do it
>He still go see her just to "talk"
>THAT FUCKING SLUT HAS THE AUDACITY TO LET HIM KISS HER EVEN THOUGH SHE GOT A BF
>They "touch" each other
>Beta friend say they didn't fuck because didn't want to
>Punk slut call her boyfriend and tell she's with friend
>Few month later friend get back to my country
>Says to me that he's sorry and he's missed me
>FeelsGood.Jpg
>Become best friend again
I still want to puch that bitch in the throat tho
this shit lasted one fucking year
And i think he got a serious problem with girls
Cut off his fingers so he cant message her as easily then ship the fingers to her with a not it doesn't really matter what the not says it just has to be vaguely threatening
>>27303456
Will do man will do
>>27303418
>best friend
>having friends at all
>who thinks the system is corrupt
memes aside, this system is fucked, robots of all people should know that
>want to shave my beard off
>have a chin even smaller than this underneath
Why did I have to be cursed with this shit? If it wasn't for my chinless status I'd actually be handsome but because of it I'm pretty much ugly. Noone else in my family has a mouthbreather chin but I got unlucky. Just kill me now
my gf doesn't like my beard but I haven't gone clean shaven in nearly two years
I have the skin of someone 10 years older than me from years of heavy drinking and smoking. I can kind of hide it with a beard, but without it I look like death warmed over.
>>27303322
>be chinless
>be chink
>can't grow a beard
>no way to hide lack of chin
who here /chinlesschink/ with me?
>>27303409
>be chink
you have a hell of alot more to deal with than just a chin
>tfw the school shooter walks past the locker you're hiding in
>>27303321
Get out and beat up that beta faggot
>being able to fit in a locked
CIA detected
unzip your dick and show him a real school shooter
We all know that there is a penis behind this book.
The real question is, how big is it?
wait, that's Rose?
good morning
juyjtdhsgmutnrt
wadaya reckon lads is this rose?
Is it ok to fuck a woman in the ass and finger her or stimulate her clit simultaneously?
Yeah bro I do it all the time.
It's ok for other people, not you.
no that's illegal
Any rap songs for bots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9sOcpFsyPg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9sOcpFsyPg
ayyy lmao zro certified robot rapper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjLcJVw3Mtk
>>27302903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvSGnoxWHfM
feels bad m8
>>27302860
I'm pretty hot on this guy right now. The original version of this song is pretty good too, but I like this guy's take on it too
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iepz4gFLyNo
>You will never be born in a surfing community on the coast in the early 90s
>Your parents will never teach you how to surf at toddler age
>All the people you go to school with will never join you after school out on the waves
>You will never grow up in surfing culture along with all the music, clothing style and fun that comes with it
>>27302718
surfing wouldn't cure your autism
would rather have been surfin' usa in the 60s desu senpai
>you will never have your leg ripped off by a shark
How did people meet others and get dates pre-internet? I don't like this shit. Trying to look like a male model and make up some elaborate and embellished sales pitch just so I can go and spend money to try to impress some degenerate, fun-loving, braindead roastie.
Do people just ask out acquaintances and people they don't know? That doesn't seem right to me, but I don't meet a bunch of people so I have no way of ending up in relationships in the first place.
And I've always been under the impression, and I think so have normalfags, that love happens naturally and you can crush on anybody you spend enough time around. But people also say things in the same breath like "what do YOU have to offer anyway?" which makes it obvious that it's not about personality or being nice or interesting or anything like that, and women are just after your money and the bragging rights for dating somebody popular.
How the fuck do you meet people? What's the natural way to end up in a relationship? People say "get out more, work, do things and it happens naturally" but people who don't state that they're actively looking to date like online dating roasties usually have big vivid lives and are too preoccupied with that. LITERALLY every woman I meet IRL in college or at work already has a serious bf.
H E L P
the world used to be a lot more oriented for this kind of thing.
The internet didn't just change the game for guys like us it changed the nature of the game for everyone. People used to have "places" they would go to hangout. The mall, the movies, the bar, the arcade, wherever.
Nowadays people don't have hangouts, they get together with a group and go accomplish a specific goal. The only way in is to make it in through the planning stages. You have to know someone who knows someone to get invited to the function.
I don't know if you've noticed but the hangouts are dying and have been for some time now. Arcades were the first to go. Then roller rinks. Then malls. Now bars/clubs. Cafes are struggling.
Nothing can support itself anymore. The local draw is not enough to run a business from the ground up. Corporate chains are taking over everything. They provide the same good or service at a fraction of the cost.
The recession, stagnant wages, the female selection market, and the internet have all created this unsocial culture. We're not actively avoiding each other, it's just that our ability to instantly communicate and do or get exactly what we want when we want has strained an already strained market.
>>27302737
Do you think the growing exclusivity of socializing is going to destroy hangouts?
I've never even gone to one because I don't have people to go with, so I can imagine that if I went I would just be sitting around spending an insane price on beers by myself and going home feeling more lonely and humiliated.
>>27302737
Cafes aren't struggling though I go to uni in the city and cafes and bars are literally always packed with normies
Is he the ultimate robot?
Hahahahahhahahahahahahah
the red stabby guy was better
waiting on someone to write a long ass essay about why or why not
no he wasn't he was a chad
What animus do femanons watch?
Mostly surface shit here. I like studio ghibli and Samurai Champloo and that's about it but I've never dug deep.
>cute shit
>cutesy but dark shit
>most other entry level garbage
>whatever the hottest meme show that's airing with the skimpiest girls to cosplay
Sports anime.
also Space Dandy, Durarara, Aldnoah Zero, Psycho Pass, JJBA, Kuroshitsuji, etc
and obviously the older titles like Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Code Geass, Ghost in the Shell, Perfect Blue, T&B, and whatnot. I read more manga than watch anime though.
I also wanted to like Tokyo Ghoul but couldn't get into it.
/r9k/ i need your help, i don't know if i'm having a serious mental condition and am affraid.
>be me 21 yo
>bad rheumatism
>can't walk good because knees swell and hurt
>can't sleep because of spine pain
>i used to work out and was pretty fine with that (was careful of course because rheumatism)
>incredible pain in left shoulder after an infection i catched from an not properly disinfected needle at a hospital
>struggling for half an year to get the shoulder good again, so i can work out again
>21 yo kissless virgin
>my face isn't that good so i try to cempensate with body
>worked well until said incident
>losing hope, if there already was some to begin with, not sure if a woman would ever want someone with limping leg
Now i have phases where i only cry for hours because it feels like there is no hope, i feel desperate. The crying starts sudden and lasts long.
My uncle suffered from depression and acted similar before killing himself. I tried two months ago but gladly pussied out.
I am affraid i won't pussy out next time, is that behaviour maybe a sign of depression.
I am very scared.
Sorty when my english is bad
Just grow a spine and try to be a man jesus. Everyone has problems.
>>27302591
There is a reason i posted that on an anonymous image board, i don't go around real life and tell everybody that the pain in my spine that prevents me from breathing as soon as i lay down is making me desperate.
I posted the whole story because i am not sure if that feeling is because of my problems right now, or if my brain chemicals are fucked up and i have depression like my uncle, and maybe a person with actual depressions could tell me.
Also you are right everyone has problems and things could be far worse for me, yet i see healthy people here complaining about ">tfw no gf" and they get caressed in their circlejerk or the fembot stuff.
And if i post something, addressing actual depressed people (which 40% of the people here claim to be) and get shit
get a personal trainer or better yet a physical therapist.
>girl starts talking to me
>always tries to talk to me when she sees me
>think she might like me
>friday
>see her talking to another guy
>>27302515
Great, generic blogpost #63727263729 on this board. Thanks for the contribution.
>>27302515
happens all the time m8
you know what this means
you cut her out of your life
delete her on facebook
don't talk to her
don't look at her
avoid her friends
never see her again
>>27302515
Some girls are just nice OP
