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I've realized now that 4Chan is essentially the internet version of ancient Greek city-states.
Every state feels some weak sense of vague camaraderie that makes us a "country", but they always fuck around with each other and mock each other.
So help me list these suckers out. I'm convinced that /fit/ is Sparta, and /sci/ is Athens. What does that make /r9k/?
>>27290628
/r9k/ is Macedon. Not accepted by any of the other city states, lots of bp, and ends up taking over in the end
/pol/ is clearly Sparta
>>27291161
Yes.
/fit/ is Olympia anyway
>tfw no free will
>tfw it is predetermined for me to die a virgin
>>27290557
Be proud, you'll be pure forever
>>27290557
yh, there may or may not be free will
you could just hire a whore
or leave your comfort zone
or go to a shitty 3rd world country where even your saved cuckbux could buy you luxury
and you'd probably not be a virgin if it's such an issue to you
>>27290619
no one is pure after the defilement that is adolescence
Guys what's tha minecraft server
Bad time right now, ask again 5 years ago
the good one or the autistic drama one?
>>27290570
b-both?
i kinda like autistic drama...
>tfw you will never shove a fully grown adult cactus into your tight asshole
Why even live?
>>27290388
>tfw you will never get to bend over your oneitis, spread her butt cheeks, and sniff and lick her asshole
Warum uberhaupt Leben?
>>27290388
>tfw you'll never get to walk into the bathroom after your qt gf has just taken a reeking shit and she's all embarrassed and trying to keep you from going in there, but you do anyway, and you start choking on the horrific stench until your froth-corrupted lungs give out and you disappear into the abyss
Hvorfor overhovedet leve?
>>27290556
>tfw you'll never get to walk into the bathroom after your qt gf has just taken a reeking shit and she's all embarrassed and trying to keep you from going in there
stop it boner this is getting strange
Anyone else here /shittyinternet/ here? I can't do anything except browse the internet and play singleplayer games. For instance, I have had like 8 7 day bans on CS:GO Matchmaking because I have to abandon because of the lag
My internet is too slow to play videos (without 5 minutes of buffering for every minute of video)
>>27290560
fuck... what's it like on games?
>>27290282
PArents had shitty internet when I was growing up.
Really destroyed my social life when I was in HS. I sort of got along with the dorks and gamer kids, but couldnt do the things they did, so I ended up never really having any friends.
I'm a normie. I have sex. I have friends. I heard about this board from outside 4chan.
You're always telling me to leave. Go on ahead and make me leave.
I'll wait.
You're an OP
Congrats, you've now inherited the curse. What that curse is, well you'll find out soon enough.
Good luck OP
>>27290126
not anymore
welcome
>>27290217
Memetic wizards shall inherit this earth for their curses are timeless.
Praise Kek and his messenger Pepe
What weird things do you do while fapping?
>kiss and feel up my pillow imagining its another person
>after im done fapping, gently squeeze my penis like a tube of toothpaste to get all the extra bits of cum out
lay on my back, watch porn on my phone.
cum on my stomach, eat most of the cum.
Post on 4chan.
I really with someone would call me a pedophile and mean it.
>kissing a pillow
why
that cant feel realistic at all
ive never kissed a girl but I cant see how kissing a pillow would feel good whatsoever
alright retards which one of you ruined memes
also post birds looking to the left
>>27289651
That is a very important question
>>27289651
no one, memes ruined themselves
Do we laugh about him because he's actually a living spoof of us?
>>27289456
He is a 4chan legend
He's someone who is so far worse off then us.
Its so sad I can't help but, laugh.
>>27289456
I'm not a 34 year old virgin who spends all day shoving Crayola FUCKING model magic on top of Amiibos and pretending to be a woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUJkgbwn8gU
How long does it take to die from infection? If I stab myself in the chest deeply and don't treat it, how long until I die?
Also how would the pain be? If I get drunk and sleep 24/7 would it be bearable?
The only worse way to suicide is by starvation. Both methods won't work in this case.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sepsis#Signs_and_symptoms
Enjoy.
>>27289406
it would be excrutiating and a really stupid way of commiting suicide
hang yourself or just stop eating and drinking water for a week
>>27289406
You will regret it immediately after stabbing yourself and go to the hospital. Why do you want to die that way?
Wtf is this shit
>>>/lgbt/5896874
>>27289254
Kek probably just bait unfortunately. Hopefully, some anon really swindling thirsty betas out of their money.
>>27290131
>Hopefully, some anon really swindling thirsty betas out of their money.
Thats fucking beyond the pale, some faggot coming here trying to swindle robots out of money
>>27290476
Thirsty betas deserve everything they get. They're enabling women to destroy the western world.
which is the best robot drugs
share your knowledge
amphetamine makes me good at stuff, even shitposting
>>27289114
Weed is fun if you get the right amount of high with the right people. It makes many robot activities (eating, shitposting, watching movies, ect) a lot more fun. Hallucinogens are also fun because they provide some interesting perspective and can enable some pretty comfy shit. Last night I was on some LSD and I felt like I literally melted into my jacket, shit was so cash.
Weed is relaxing and enhances your free time when gaming, watching movies, creative outputs or eating. Psychedelics are a safer next step if you're not content with just weed. They are fantastic for the same activities weed is more or less bar eating for the most part. Alcohol if you really just wanna let go of lifes problems for a while.
WAKE UP YOU NEED TO MAKE MONEYY
my company is gonna start 24/7 production next month so I'll have to work 14 days in a row then one day off and then another 14 days but there's double time pay on Sundays
>>27289092
I probably won't even leave my house for the next 14 days.
>>27289360
That actually sounds terrible.
If you press this button, yourself, the universe and everything in it will cease to exist immediately.
Would you press it?
Why not a button for just me?
>>27289017
>All suffering in the universe ends
I'm not seeing a downside.
I would definitely not press it.
Crazy guy eats nug of weed for fun
https://youtu.be/l_p23R_BwjM
Dumb friends, dumb kike
Wow that sounds super interesting and totally worth my time
>>27288891
if it was decarbed, fine. Its clearly not tho, what a waste of weed.
