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>*smacks lips profusely*
What do dogs mean by this?
their lives matter
Dry lips.
AY HOL UP
SO WHATCHU BE SAYlN IS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ojzoOfjY0
It's literally that simple...
How stupid do you have to be, to not cuddle a cute girl who cares about you every night?
I'm 10x better looking than that guy and I would not even be able to touch her. I must be doing something wrong.
Step 1. Acquire cute girl
You came to the wrong board where people can't even get to the first step, my friend.
>>27285563
Quiet is such a fucking qt
Incoming blogpost. I never make these, and was hoping someone here has been in a similar situation as me. Maybe I could get some advice.
I've been homeschooled since I was 11. Even now, I take online classes for college.
I've lived a reclusive life for about 8 years. It hasn't been uncommon for me to stay home for months at a time. I never saw much of a problem with doing so. I figured that I only exist now to get through school so that I may eventually get a good job and live on my own. These were just filler days until then, until a "better" situation and life came along. I've been living solely for the future, somehow forgetting that I've been living the real thing all these years. I've not a whole lot to show for it, however. I can't differentiate most days, not even my birthdays. I did nothing memorable on those days. I stayed home, and probably got drunk.
Once that ideal future I envision comes along, I'll surely look back at these years and think to myself "what a waste, if only I had chosen a different way to live those prime years". But it makes me wonder, what could I possibly do to live more vividly? I can't go out places, doing things with friends because my only friend who has been like a brother since I was too young to speak coherently has gone off for uni.
Is there really a way for me to "live"? I simply exist through these jaded, recurring days, and I can't help but wonder how they would have been now, had I done something differently a few years back. What kind of life could I be living? Probably something more worthwhile. This one in particular must be my observation post for the potential realities I could've led.
That in mind, it's why I want to change the way I live now. I'm just not entirely sure how. I'm willing to break out of my comfort zone to try.
hey anon
first thing: Ed and Ein, what a nice choice, you're a good guy ;^)
why don't you go to uni? you will certainly meet many people
you look interesting, say more thing about you
>>27285552
>Maybe I could get some advice.
>>>/adv/
>>27285766
I plan to transfer my credits over to a uni next year. Doing online college classes for now is just more convenient since it's similar to what I've been doing for these past 8 years.
I'd imagine I wouldn't be making any friends if I were in uni since I don't like to talk much in public. The primary reason I entered homeschooling to begin with was to get away from other people, after all.
>you look interesting
I don't do a whole lot that could constitute as interesting. I wouldn't say there's anything interesting about a recluse. I don't spend my leisure time all that efficiently.
>>27285920
>and was hoping someone here has been in a similar situation as me
Too many normalfags in /adv/.
Who /edgylooking/ here
>bags under eyes
>sleepy look
>dark messy semi-long hair with pale skin
>simple slightly baggy clothes
>act like I never know what's going on
>always chewing gum
Any fellow edgelords here?
>>27285503
whoever looks like that sounds like a fuccboi to be completely honest.
>>27285503
I'm pretty much the same, although I'm pretty sure it makes me look retarded rather than edgy.
>>27285503
you don't look edgy just retarded
>Live in Miami
>Ultra is happing right now
I live in Vegas.
I'm considering going Elliot mode on EDC.
>>27285420
Why don't you go pick up some slutz bro?
>>27285451
Because they are all with their chad bfs.
18 year old femanon here. Just got dumped. Need a good feels thread so i can cry myself a river
>relationship at 18
>relevant
Awww, did Chad only pump'n'dump just like all the other guys you met in the club or on tinder? This wouldn't have happened with one of your beta orbiters, but you don't recognize them as human beings. Too bad.
>Highschooler here
>My Highschool relationship ended
>Post memes
Post your tits
On 4chan people spend their time reading and writing, the highest pursuits of man.
I HAVE BECOME GOD OF LITERACY
reading writing about bitching and moaning
yt
How many of you forever alone virgins have friends and a healthy social life, like traveling with buddies and so on?
>>27285034
At least you have friends 8=======D
>>27285084
No I don't, I just have this theory that most are virgins cause they have no social circle to get a girl.
I have friends.
They're all also virgins
Would you a Nikki, /r9k/?
I'd do just about any woman who A) isn't disgustingly morbidly obese and B) for some reason has feelings for me.
I mean yeah duh I guess I'll take sex if it's offered but that hasn't exactly happened ever so
Yeah she's pretty bangin, no reason not to
Just got a chance to bang pic related, passed because idgaf and can have better but I'm curious: would /r9k/ have?
> be me
> 28 years old
> no job, no relationship, live at home
> borderline genius intellect though
> had a trampoline since i was a kid
> still like to jump on trampoline at night when neighbors can't see
> 300 lbs+ so trampoline touches the ground every time i land..still works though
> the bouncing is kind of exciting for my dick
> temptation is too much so sometimes i fap while jumping
> couple months ago create a masturbation game
> goal is to climax while high in the air and see how far cumshot goes
> watch porn on phone while masturbating furiously in mid air
> last night see neighbor's back porch light come on while i'm in mid climax
> let out a yelp while a stream of semen sprays out of my dick all over the trampoline
> i fucking THREW my phone, porn still blaring loudly from speakers
> phone lands in same neighbors yard somehow
> jump off trampoline and run inside
> disabled auto lock on phone so i'm completely exposed
> spend hours desperately trying to disable phone remotely with icloud, no dice
> this morning my mom knocks on my door and hands me my phone
> she found it on the trampoline
> borderline genius intellect though
Ha ha ha!
I was just reading this fantasy novel, Blade of Tyshalle. Great novel, by the way. One of the characters is trying to explain how a spell can foil the evil government's privacy snooping for an email attachment, and his explanation is "A spell is what it does."
The same thing is true about intelligence. How are you a "borderline genius" when your biggest accomplishment is "inventing" a particularly not creative masturbation game?
Intelligence is what it does. Even if I believed you had a high IQ as measured by tests, which I don't, by the way, your intelligence is doing nothing, and therefore it is nothing. You are a failure.
>borderline genius intellect
I laughed so hard.
le lazy but genius meme
If you could get a job in pornography, would you?
Probably if I was doing straight porn. I doubt anyone would say they recognize a guy from a porno they watched.
No, unless I could magically grow a huge dick, hide my identity, and not feel self-conscious.
Im sure someone out there needs a cameraman who doesn't speak.
a candle desu
hilo NEET
toca de aca CHICANO
know
original post
>tfw turning 23 in a couple of months
>best years are behind me
>getting uglier by the day, past my peak
>no gf and too late to make one now that I'm out of uni
>>turning 23
>>best years behind me
lmaoing at your life. I'm 32 and my best years are just getting started
>>27284661
>best years are behind you at 23
Incorrect.
>getting uglier by the day
Maybe, get fit now that you're out of uni
>too late to find gf
With that attitude, faggot
Go take control of your life
>>27284661
>23
>best years are behind me
not true my friend
dont hide behind an excuse, better yourself
Is the social hierarchy pretty much as follows?
>Chad
>Elite normie (AKA almost Chad)
>Normie
>Failed normie (AKA almost Robot)
>Robot
>Cucks (literal not slang)
>Someone that identifies as another gender
>Pedo scum>Neets
>>27284660
Pedro scum are on the bottom I'd still put NEETS above cucks tbqhwy fampai.
>>27284694
Pedo* fuck, Mexicans are fine.
>>27284660
what about cyborg?
Jesus christ, why is this board so fucking slow?
>>27284480
Go to /b/ faggot
Not original
>>27284562
/b/ is shit and it's far more difficult to prey upon their insecurities
>>27284480
most robots left for /wiz/ while the holidayfags or underage/uniscum are busy with exams
