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SNRI drugs derobot me.
Seriously, they make me lazy, apatetic, and depersonalized, but when I start taking them I am able to gain a 7.5-8/10 qt and have normie friends at the expense of my grades.
What is this subtle difference that I'm not noticing that makes me more normie friendly and how can I do it without gimping my mental abilities?
>>27296061
maybe you get friends because u become too lazy to worry about school?
>>27296101
Nah, I'm lazy usually, but ill force a few hours for school work, now I dont do anything.
>>27296061
It makes you not give a shit, which is exactly what some people on here need to climb out of their hole of self-pity.
>22
>younger brother is 16
>he's had sex and I haven't
Anyone else know the younger sibling has more sexual experience feel?
>>27295815
No but I know my sibling has had exactly as much sex as I have.
My little sister is quite the slut. When she was 14 she lost her virginity to one of my friends (16 at the time). Now shes banged at least 7 different dudes that I know of. Meanwhile im the almost 20 year old virgin older brother :/
>>27297178
Oh and yes, my friends often made jokes about banging my sister while around me. I got used to it :/
>be an, extremely ugly, INFP, friendless, handhold-less, hug-less, kiss-less, virgin
>find oneitis in my junior year of high school
>we end up clicking pretty well
>i ask her out
>she turns me down obviously
>depression kicks in
>get sent to psych ward for suicidal idealization
>come back even more attached to oneitis
>we start playing vidya on steam together quite heavily
>things going ok i guess
>senior year of high school starts
>me and oneitis thought it would be a good idea to take all the same classes together
>we end up sharing pretty much the whole entire school year together in terms of schedule
>stupid shit happens between me and oneitis
>get sent to psych ward again for suicidal idealization
>stop showing up to school due to fear of having to see oneitis again
>eventually have the grand idea of dropping out of high school, getting my GED diploma, and then applying to college from there in order to avoid oneitis while still pursuing my academic career
>mom doesn't want me to drop out of high school
>she kicks me out of her house
>get sent to homeless shelter
>mom agrees to take me back only if i go back to school
>end up compromising with mom and end up going to spend some 7 hours at a shitty charter school until graduation
>still an extremely ugly, INFP, friendless, handhold-less, hug-less, kiss-less, virgin
>still love oneitis
help me
>inb4 underage b&
im 18
>>she turns me down obviously
>>depression kicks in
>>get sent to psych ward for suicidal idealization
jesus christ
here's a tip. don't let pussy rule your life. love is great, and i'm not telling you to give up love. but you're fucking 18 you need to chill out. stop trying to kill yourself over a girl. you owe it to yourself to live for yourself.
>>27295731
sorry /r9k/
i shouldnt have made this thread
nobody cares
>>27295925
i mean going through the first 17 years of your life and having not a single friend kinda fucks with your psyche a bit
all these normal experiences with other people i should have had when i was in elementary school and middle school kind of compounded in that one year and made the emotions a lot more intense
why aren't you my steam friend
>>27295616
Because I don't like you, anon-chan.
>>27295616
because I don't waste my time playing shitty video games
Is this a shitposting threrdy?VeyrOc!
Is he white?
Kek
Ayy errr son cum sit on uncle jimmy's lap.
He's a guy how REALLY liked little boys...I mean really liked them.
>>27295575
Your average Brittish 4chan poster
I'm an 19 y/o closet sissy who wants to exchange pics on snapchat. I won't be able to send nudes until later tonight but if anyones interested I'll make a snapchat and exchange pics of my boipucci.
Also, sissy story thread.
>>27295437
Fuck off you gay mentally ill faggot
>>27295437
Id love to meet someone like you IRL, id fug that butthole good but I would be very violent and you would get hurt
>>27295437
I'd be your bf
Hey /r9k/, r8 my shop
can't tell at a glance good shit
>>27294826
lighting isn't good enough. way too obvious. needs to be darker. looks too out of focus.
savedandwillpostineverythreadaboutfinns/10
>go on uni retreat for volunteering
>meet quiet shy white girl easily 8/10 w/ long brunette hair.
>don't think of it much never really talk to her on trip.
>trip ends chad makes a group chat to stay in contact with all volunteers.
>continue volunteering, feels good to help others.
>girl starts coming with
> one time it's just me and her
> she drives me back since car is shit
> thank her and say that I'll treat her to lunch or something
>i follow up 3 weeks later cause i forgot
>go out to lunch have a great time, she doesn't really talk much cause she's too shy.
> go on follow up outing I make lunch and had a picnic on the beach.
>start playing truth or dare
>i ask if she's ever kissed a boy?
>she said no very ashamed and quiet, her face super red and legs crossed.
>lean in and kiss her on the lips
>been with her since?
>inb4 normie get out reee
I have no prior experience with girls whatsoever
tfw you took r9k advice and got a gf
Thanks guys I truly mean it, i think ill finally be able to leave this crevice after 5 years. Good luck guys I hope you all find something meaningful.
she reminds me of yukinon
Good luck, unfortunately you can never really leave this place. You'll still come here because some part of your life will still be empty and unfulfilling.
It is then that I look upon your post and speak
>normie get out reeeeee
>Meet a cute girl
>Think she's shy and reserved
>Hot chad appears
>She starts talking more and being all smiles
>Realize she was never shy, she just was scared of being friendly with a uggo male
I don't even have the strength to reeeee anymore
>>27294665
How long have you been with her? Any more romantic greentexts? Please let me live vicariously through that green font anon
>backpacked the entire length of the Appalachian trail with a girl you were trying to bang
>ended up getting nothing by the end of the trip
>>27294655
Nigga that's a dope achievement though.
lol fukin cuck
enjoy lyme disease and fucking die faggots
Well hello there my dear wagie, STILL feeling tired today?
Oh don't feel bad, i am sure Shekelstein has been making sure you "contribute" to society doing... Whatever it is that you think is so important.
As for me? Well I am not going to deny it, i have been slacking this week only finishing 2 sculptures and composing JUST 4 symphonies... Ignoring the Van der Waerden theorem completely.
I know i have been rambling so i'll just show you my newest hobby, because climbing huge mountains is only half of the fun!
https://youtu.be/rnvvsjstveM
Maybe i'll invite your gf the next time.
>Saving all of the restriction free money my wife allows me off my paycheck me for a gopro and a wingsuit
>Had it, finally, was too tired to go buy it that day
>Spent all weekend resting because boss had me on extra hours
>No problem, next weekend it is
>Yesterday, my wife took her son to GameStop and bought little Isaiah an Xbox one and bunch of games with that money
>>27294745
Ahhh the wife's son. Nothing more expected from a wagecuck. Isn't he a little angel?
>>27294745
>>Yesterday, my wife took her son to GameStop and bought little Isaiah an Xbox one and bunch of games with that money
>>little Isaiah
How do I not procrastinate? I'm literally the least functional han being in the world and I hate it and I hate myself make it stop
Make a list of everything you need to do
Eventually you'll get to the point where you hate yourself for doing nothing more than you want to be lazy, so you don't really have a choice but to do something. Or you won't and you'll die with nothing to your name. Either one really.
>>27294463
>How do I not procrastinate.
All you need is a little fear. Fear = best motivator.
What triggers you /r9k/?
Mine is when someone does something patronizing to my head or face, like slapping me on the cheek or patting my head.
I've punched people out for that before.
>>27294287
>''loli isn't pedo''
Being insulted, especially when it's baseless or the other person really doesn't know me well enough to know what to insult and is just scrambling for a way to make me feel bad
And I hate it because it always works. Really is my fault for being insecure.
no gf
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original
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Hey /r9k/ it's over for me now, i want an nice natural suicide, because i don't wan't to miss that nice dmt experience.
So shooting a bullet is degenerate, because you brain get's destroyed.
I want my brain to slowly die, not immediately.
Any good suggestions?
I thought about helium, but is it really that good?
Jump off a bridge.
Drown or something.
Set yourself on fire in a mall.
>>27294241
>Set yourself on fire in a mall.
that's actually a nice idea, how long will the fire hurt if i put a whole galon of gasoline over myself?
I think i will suffocate quite quickly?
Hang yourself. 20 minutes to death
>tfw Drive is objectively the best film ever made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHgYtKkSEDA
i thought it was a bit underwhelming
>>27294211
You're underwhelming
Anyone else actually wear driving gloves? My hands look like disgusting, callus-and-wart-infested troll hands because I drive so much (about 10,000 miles a month). The fingerless driving gloves I think make me look like a euphoric fedora autist, but I kinda like them, and it feels really weird driving without them now.
who /comfy/ here?
How to maximise comfiness? What's the longest you've been /comfy/ for? Anyone here /comfy/ more often than not?
>>27294109
Rainy days and foggy mornings make me feel /comfy/, I think it is the feeling of being alone that plays a part in it for me, to know that normies aren't around me feels good
>>27294425
this
alone on a rainy day, a short walk to the cafe for some coffee, smoke a small bowl on the terrace, lay down on bed in maximum /comfy/ mode
>>27294449
Why the walk to the cafe? For a cupsworth there you can get a whole jar of coffee from a supermarket
