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Hey fellow virgins, would you be in a relationship with a massive whore who fucked 50 niggers in the past if she was faithful?
That's looking like my only option at this point, if I can even
>>27302449
YesYou should know where this is going.
go for it, anon. just experience it and if you don;t like it, drop her.
>Massive whore
>Faithful
Kek.
Also, if she fucked a nigger I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole. Once you go black, we won't take you back.
Where THE HELL do normies go to make friends?
Also left or right?
outside and left.
No idea
Neither, they are both gross af
Normies can make friends anywhere, because Normies want to be friends with Normies.
Normies don't want to be friends with robots, so they don't.
Remember, no matter what you say or what you do, you're always going to be a robot.
The key to a woman's heart isn't some cheesy line, it's anything Chad says or does.
who /meh/ here
>over your depression but don't really care about stuff that much
>nothing really bothers you or makes you happy or sad
>don't hate life, but don't enjoy life either
>have a plain, but calming schedule
I don't have friends, a social life, or interesting things happening in my life, but I really don't care and I'm accepting of my position in life. It's like when you realize how amazing, beautiful, and complex the world is and how billions of interactions have occurred, had occurred, and will occur but it will end then restart or maybe nothing will happen, idk and idc who knows.
Like I just don't care about anything, it feels like nothing, not in a bad way and not in a good way.
Like very neutral.
Nothing really offends me, saddens me, fills me with joy, angers me, etc.
Anyone else know that feel?
But honestly, it doesn't really matter, or does it, maybe there is an answer, maybe there isn't, it just is.
It's like your dreaming, not a euphoric trance, or a prolonging nightmare, just empty (no negative notation implied) space.
>>27302033
You wouldn't be posting this if you truly didn't care friend.
>>27302143
caring isn't black and white. he's probably bored and this is a good place to talk about this topic. i'm basically the same way, op. i was depressed as fuck, horrible thoughts, social anxiety, neetdom, etc got a job last year and now it feels like everything has smoothed over a bit but the depression definitely did some damage to my brain. complete flat effect, i haven't really enjoyed anything in forever.
>>27302033
Pretty much except for having a schedule. I think about becoming a suicide bomber sometimes. Or just go on an assassination spree. I need something to be passionate about and if I die horribly in the process then I kill all my birds with someone else's stone.
>According to the porn emporium site Adult Empire, six of their top 10 bestselling XXX DVDs (NSFW) include interracial crotch jousting.
I thought you guys told me interracial porn doesn't sell? I thought you told me it isn't popular? Why did you guys lie?
who the hell ever said that? white nu-males love that shit
>>27302032
Anons said it.
>I thought you guys told me interracial porn doesn't sell?
This started as a psychological social engineering effort. Why do we have any reason to believe that current sales are either accurate or genuine?
>got my head shaved a while ago
>have nice headphones
>noticed that my hair looks different on the top of my head
>others have mentioned it too
>realize my headphones are inhibiting hair growth where the band rests on my head because I wear them 14+ hours a day
>tfw headphones making me prematurely bald
>tfw can't stop wearing them because they're nice and I don't have speakers because I live with my parents
>>27301374
earbuds m8
>>27301399
earbuds aren't very comfortable to wear for extended periods of time...
that and I'd have to spend a lot more to get comparable quality to what I get now, and I paid a lot (for a NEET) for these headphones
>>27301399
My headphones broke like a month ago and I taped them up but they still don't sit on my head right. I use earbuds now and the insides of my ears get itchy when I wear them for more than a few hours. Would not reccomend OP
who has a bent cock here?
how do you fix it?
Jerk off with your non-dominant hand until it straightens out.
>>27301365
i'm taking this advice ty sir
>>27301308
jelq can actually help make your dick straight I think
Does anyone else feel like that the world is getting worst and that there's nothing to look forward to in the future? I'm not just talking about our personal lives either but society in general, it just doesn't feel like things are going to get any better anymore.
humanity reached their peak. we've done it all.
its time for us to go to bed
>>27301293
I feel like the Amish had an incredible amount of foresight when they said "yeah lets not do this technology thing, seems like a bad idea." I don't think it actually enriches our lives.
Yeah, I'm terrified of the future. The upcoming election just cements my feelings.
Im almost graduating from highschool and already seeing myself as a neet. I dont know what to do, my parents said they'll kick me out unless im productive .... The only productive things i like doing are things my parents hate...what do?
>>27301188
Find a young girl to whorship you and ask you to get a house so she could cook for you and cuddle .
>>27301289
...ahm.....k.
Be honest with yourself, the productive things you enjoy doing aren't actually productive.
IM DONE ROBOTS
ITS TOO MUCH
I DONT WANT THE REST OF MY LIFE TO BE LIKE THIS
IM GOING FOR THE NAVY. BIOMECH ENGY MAJOR IN UNI. I WANT TO BE THE KIND OF MAN THAT MAKES MYoneitisFEEL GOOD. IM DONE WALLOWING. IM DONE COMING UP WITH EXCUSES.
THERES TWO TRAINS BROBOTS. ONE TRAIN IS SPARKLING GOLD AND FUCKING AMAZING. ITS GOT ALL THE VIDYA, TENDIES, TAIWANESE CARTOONS, SEX TOYS, YOU NAME IT. PROBLEM IS, IT NEVER LEAVES THE STATION.
SECOND TRAIN, ITS SHITTY. ITS UNCOMFORTABLE. THE SEATS ARE CRACKED, SHITTY CHINESE PLASTIC, THE MOST FOOD YOU'LL GET IS WEEKS OLD PRE-PACKED PEANUTS. NO SAFETY BELTS OR E-BRAKES ON IT. BUT IT GOES FROM THE STATION EVERY THIRTY MINUTES.
IM TIRED OF WAITING.
I WANT TO SEE WHATS AT THE END OF THE LINE.
WILL IT BE WORTH IT? THATS UP FOR ME TO DECIDE. GONNA HAVE TO WADE THROUGH THE NORMANS TO GET THROUGH. WISH ME LUCK.
>>27301170
Ull just be disappointed....i was...
>>27301170
Do it. Do it for me.
I came to the same conclusion you did and was going to sign up. Literally the day I made up my mind I was in a car accident that ruined my chances of being accepted forever.
>>27301300
I have to do it for myself first.
But I'll carry that with me, wherever I go. I'll do it for you too.
Anon, I wonder if another woman is what we really need
>>27301079
As I recall it's what straightens Tyler out in the end, finding that connection with another person.
soon brothers, soon
-_-
We need Mystery back, to be honest.
No women hate in the catalog?
Let's change that.
I got you my (original comment) main familia
Seriously, no replies?
This isn't the r9k I used to know.
>>27301551
disavow >>27301559
You NEETS will get jobs when I'm President, believe me. I'll be the best jobs President God ever gave us. I know so many people - smart people! People that are smart and by the way our leaders - our leaders don't have a clue! So I have the best people to bring in jobs, Carl Icahn will do amazing with China, he will negotiate deals for us, it's time we win again. We'll have the best jobs, we'll have the best trade deals, we'll have a WALL. I have the best people lined up, we will make America great again.
>>27300886
i hope, factory jobs are perfect jobs for neets.
Then those same neets will start actually paying for the the niche media they consume and we'll have an entertainment boom that isn't centered on normies.
I rather not work and still get money from normies tax dollars while I do nothing, but play vidya and watch animu
Fucking hate that Bernie lost,
Fuck you all.
I hate Trump but I am getting a real kick out of imagining him giving a pandering speech to robots. It would make sense, since loser dweebs are a key demo for him.
So r9k, I'm a robot but due to some wrong moves I ended up making friends.
Today was my birthday and one of the girls sent me "Happy Birthday, love" along with kisses and hearts.
What did she mean by that? Im really socially inept... Is this like a clue that she likes me? She's also really touchy with me, and sometimes puts her hand on my chest when were sitting together...
God.. I hate being a robot...
She is just being kind. Sorry to let u down
she's one of those sluts who's semi-flirty with everyone, you can safely ignore
>love
Are you english?
If so I would assume you know the phrase "love" is totally normal to use on friends as a nickname type of thing
if you recognize me,
comment
>>27300770
Josh?
Origilna
Josh?
What the fuck?
Josh, you use 4chan? Doesn't really surprise me.
>grew up sexually normal, only person I knew that didn't have at least one weird fetish
>turn 20
>suddenly love armpits
Fuck, I thought I would be boring forever.
>>27300323
Can you guys honestly imagine TayTay being BLACKED?
How would you even cope with that emotionally?
Do you think she ever would?
>>27300340
She already has been, hasn't she?
There's a picture of her with a black dude's arm around her. Either way, she's ridden the cock carousel like crazy already.
>>27300381
Do you think she's ever taken more than 8 inches?
