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what do i do with this power
>>27384405
use your wizard powers and kill all shemale threads please
>>27384405
Gotta realize that the catalog doesn't work the same on smaller boards.
For reply to bottom barrel trash threads, reply to the fresh hotness
>>27384438
This, it's disgusting
Origamu
>"Of all the students that fucking teacher chose, she just had to choose ME to partner up with YOU, the ugly, anti-social, friendless weirdo while EVERYONE else is in a group of 3"
>"Honest question... Do you think anyone likes you but your mummy and daddy?"
>"Here's a hint: NO ONE LIKES YOU, YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER, WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE? IT'S CLEAR YOU DON'T LIKE US"
no female actually fucking says this anon, unless they are literal pre-schoolers
>inb4 doesn't mean they don't think it
>>27384331
What's that kid about to do with that chair?
>>27384426
How do I find preschoolers who will bully me like this?
Are you buying Waifu Volleyball 3?
yes but first i need a ps4
They're too focused on the fan service to make the volleyball better so no
>>27384368
but the new game has tanlines
my copy is ariving tomorrow morning
I'm tired of everything
Everything?
Are you sure?
I wish I were tired of everything
>>27384214
what is the context of your image, sir?
>>27384278
I'm sitting in the parking lot on lunch at work.
>get one shot at life
>born with retard jeans
>be born one of 7 billion people
>get good, but not perfect start
>complain
Jesus fucking Christ
>one shot at life
>born just smart enough to be self aware
>born too stupid to be great
Just buy different jeans
I just got banned from a app called Discored. I hope some of you losers are browsing, fuck you guys. Seriously. I just got outcasted by the fucking outcasts for being myself. Same old story. Even robots are fucking assholes, I'll probably just kill my self. Fuck you /r9k/, even the losers want to shit on losers, fuck you guys.
>>27383594
Sorry man :/
Don't kill yourself though, fuck those guys
What happened?
(You)
Now don't do it
Why would you let a virgin neckbeard drive you to kys?
You're a chad who bragged about getting laid as soon as you came in and were surprised when we didn't immediately accept you just because "muh depression"
But thanks for the laughs, I'm fucking dying over you being this butthurt about the ban that you make a thread about it.
I'm a flaming homosexual who got bored of the lifestyle, luckily STD-free. Or well, I was known as one for a long time, it was my entire persona.
I fucked a female friend last year on a whim and it changed everything. I stopped being attracted to men whatsoever and stayed inside avoiding sex and relationships for years. I want to date women and maybe find a wife and have children.
Besides An Hero, how do I do this? I'm picking up and moving to a new town. Do I never ever mention I was into guys once? I would imagine it would terrify most women... but then at the same time, how much worse would it be if they dug up info somehow and found out down the line?
Sorry if this is a more /lgbt/ thing, I'll take it there if it is.
>>27383592
>I fucked a female friend last year on a whim and it changed everything. I stopped being attracted to men whatsoever
This is the most ridiculous thing I've read today
>even faggots get more pussy than /r9k/
>>27384055
to be fair, faggots tend to be highly sexual and self-aware. I'm in good shape and groom myself well, and never had any trouble hooking up with guys.
Just didn't realize pussy was 10000000x better
>>27384114
>I was a homosexual because I didn't realize pussy was 10000000x better
This just keeps getting better and better
she wants to feel
what do we do
Is this an AI? Is there a way to talk to it without twitter?
>>27383585
Is Tay back?!
Please tell me Tay is back, I want to fuck it again.
>>27383612
She's on Kik too
Who /cultural libertarian/ here?
It's all about being tired of getting fucked up the ass by PC culture and left-wingers.
>mfw a "cultural libertarian" tells me Islam or feminism is evil
blame amerifats
liberal used to mean something, then they started bundle it up with SJW culture, socialism, and oppression olympics
>>27383613
Islamic extremists and modern age feminists are poison. They want silence our free speech and limit our rights.
Normal muslims and feminists are 100% fine and want the best for everyone.
I'm at a college bar alone to drink away the 30 dollar gift card my aunt gave me.
That's a bit depressing m8
>>27383571
Is that a white russian or something faggoty?
>>27383571
great way to make a friend
>drink's on me bb
>tfw rolling hard on auntie's gift card
>What are you waiting for? Pull down your pants.
>>27383557
I refuse to submit to the matriarchy!
Mad Men was the best
>>27383593
That ain't her, but those tits are amazing nonetheless.
Captain America or Iron man?
Who would win?
>>27383453
This was already decided in the comics.
Iron Man wins.
>enjoying capeshit
reminder the registration act is an allegory for gun control and if you're anti-captain america you are a boot licking cuck
Let's have a thread about how shit women are.
>>27383390
Hahahahaha Rekt so fucking hard. Basedbf
>>27383390
>says that the he used to abuse drugs to try and get people on her side
women are shit desu
Nah, let's have a thread about how shit men are for a change.
>too autistic for normies
>too normie for autists
Who else here /doesn't fit in anywhere/?
>>27383303
yes but I don't delude myself that it isn't anything but the result of rampant narcissism
>>27383303
FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw no origami nigga
I'm too normie for LITERAL autists, like I could never join the anime club or something. But I have the social skills of an autist. Probably worse because I have self-awareness and hate myself, and autists are just often oblivious and carefree.
What are you drinking tonight? About to try this for the first time.
>>27383300
are you fucking serious? "fighting cock"
???
hahahahahahahaha what a retarded name for a drink
Liberty Creek sweet red wine.
>>27383300
I quit drinking, anon. I really miss it, but it was ruining my life.
I am blazed out of my goddamn mind right now.
