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You know what day is today, friends?
Freiday
DONT LET YOUR DREAM BE DREAMS. YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW. SO JUST DO IT. MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. JUST DO IT.
Its another day where I don't have the balls to finally kill myself.
>one shot at life
>born too late to experience NS Germany
>>27391871
I think something far more interesting and horrible is going to happen in our lifetime, anon.
Just you wait.
>>27391871
But it was a shithole even in peace times
You realize Trump is literally Hitler right?
How do you think you got your fetishes, /r9k/?
Vidya, horror movies and /d/.
>>27343457
>Vidya, horror movies and /d/.
What specifically?
Lack of a motherly figure
>wake up
>vomit
>no cereal so can't get breakfast
>roommates out
>no clean pants to put on so can't go buy cereal myself
>too lazy to wash
>sit down by the pc and ask /mu/ for music
>you were warned for this post
The question isn't "can this day get any worse?" because things can always get worse. The question is "can this day get any better?" because they never seem to do so.
>>27391755
> first world problems,
the post.originatu
>>27391755
The isnt anything to eat besides cereal? Can't you just put on dirty clothes?it's not like someone will notice you either way. Why did you vomit?
> wakes up
Man can this day get any worse?
Licking the pussy of a beautiful hygienic girl is one of the most enjoyable things in the world.
How does it feel knowing you losers will probably never do it?
Right after she gets creampied by her man, right?
>>27391679
You have to turn everthyng into cuckolding, don't you?
>>27391679
You have to turn everything into cuckolding, don't you?
>At some party
>I don't really know anyone that well and just end up sat on this couch in the middle of the apartment
>I just sit there drinking while managing the occasional small talk with people who sit down on the couch
>All the people socialising and here I am sat alone on some shitty couch trying to build up the courage to talk to people
>Alcohol just has a depressing effect on me
>I feel like I'm going to scream so I head home
>Walking home I stop and sit on a bench, I stay there for a few hours just looking at the stars
Why was I given this existence? I can't function in society, all I do is go to classes, study, be awkward at social events and then shitpost on a Japanese frog posting website.
All I really want from life is to find someone who is like me. Someone who will have my back and really understand my mindset towards a lot of things. I don't really think a woman like that will ever pass into my life, it kind of feels like I have no one in this life
>>27391652
Either you were born like that, so you kill urself.
Either people made you like that during your childhood. Then you hunt and kill these people.
Go to work you stupid worthless unifag
fuck you, I wont do what you tell meme
I honestly think I have a mental illness, but I need to know for sure. Lets start with the fact that weird thoughts always visit my head, I feel like I am going mad slowly and I dont know how to stop it. My life is miserable as it is with a very low amount of friends (2 friends), I dont know what to do when I am home, Sometimes I just sit and stare at the computer and realize how much of useless cunt I am. My parents are divorced and I dont live even with them. When I am with any of my friends for a long amount of time I feel like they see that I am going mad. I dont think like normal people, I say stuff that normal people wont say and I do what normal people dont do (usually). My life fucking sucks how can I stop it (no suicide since scared of death). I know I have to change somehow. Each day that passes I feel more and more paranoidic, I am a complete fucking paranoic. Also something that ruins my daily life is for example when I am with a group of people and someone says something offensive to me I get super sad and super mad at this person and will hate him for the rest of my life to such degree that it ruins my everyday life, I cant look at this person without thinking about raping his mother and killing this peice of shit, I think about it almost daily and when this particular person says something bad about me again in a public place I get insta worried, my heart beats like mad, I start panicking what people might think about me and its literally the worst feeling ever. How can I stop this bullshit. How can I stop caring about what other people think of me? Please I need help guys
>>27391645
>I dont know what to do when I am home, Sometimes I just sit and stare at the computer and realize how much of useless cunt I am.
This is your problem right here family. I have the same problem as you. And it's not completely gone or anything, but when you isolate and don't stay active (mentally or physically) it makes it worse. You just need to go out and do something, or don't even go out, but do SOMETHING. Put on some headphones and take a walk, pick up a hobby, learn something, even write a diary or whatever? Do something with yourself, you're going to drive yourself insane otherwise.
>>27391686
Its not only that. I feel like I am inferior to other people for example there are people who fuck with me sometimes (fuck not in the sexual meaning) and I feel like they know everything about my life and can control me while I dont know anything about them. Weird shit like that. I feel like everyone around me is against me and it has a proof since I cant make any friends in the class (last year) except with the total nerds.
>>27391778
Even if they can, are you gonna let that control your life? People are always fucking with me, are you gonna let them win? Fuck that, do what makes you happy, let go of the silly notion that anyone actually cares enough to seriously fuck you over, they'll most likely only do slight things that won't even matter to you in a year or so. Acknowledge the paranoia and accept it. You're going to feel like this for the rest of your life, it's time to get used to it.
worst travel stories guise? here's mine
> be me about a month ago
> just broke up with gf of 4 years
> flying home to get my shit together
> feeling bad but just about keeping myself together as I go through the airport and get on the plane
> suddenly need to shit towards the end of the flight
> get in the bathroom and start unloading an endless torrent of shit
> my body has converted my sadness into poo and is not giving up
> seatbelt sign lights up
> oh fuck
> still shitting uncontrollably
> stewardess starts knocking on the door demanding I come out
> start panicking and tell her I'm going as fast as I can
> asks me what I'm doing
> really
> tell her I'll come out when I'm ready
> not good enough for her
> she fucking opens the door and I'm suddenly face to face with some 50 odd stewardess
> full eye contact while I shit
> its all too much
> start crying
> shitting and crying, small plane because its a domestic flight, everyone is silent
> shut the door in her face, finishing pooping and return to my seat
> everybody stares at me as I walk back down the isle
> consider crashing the plane into a nearby mountain
*aisle
>parents book family vacation for somewhere cool
>end up staying in hotel room listening to them fight the whole time
this happened like 5 different times when I was a kid, we went to Disney World for a week and only actually went to the park for one day
>>27391633
Yeah, the same thing happened to me the first time we got to the capital of my country, which I was looking forward to for many years.
Now I hate the capital city.
>tall guys get pussy meme
>18 and still a virgin
Mind you in handsome as fuck. I look like one of those boys from nazi propaganda posters. Literally ubermench
>>27391603
You're probably not Chad, and that's literally all that matters to women.
If you make some money you can be her beta provider tho
>>27391603
>he's white
lmao senpai if you aren't at least mixed these days or Spanish you won't get any poosy
>tfw you're 6' and still a virgin after 20 years
Lmao guys, we'll never get gfs
What can I start taking that will give me the side effect of anger?
I don't chimp out but when I'm actually angered by someone I'm not afraid to express my feelings eloquently and confidently.
Fucking wagemasters at work at trying to suck the little fun out of my job and use me as a scapegoat and I'm too self-loathing to say anything because I don't want to cause trouble. I want to tell them off with no worries though. Getting mad by thinking about it won't work, I just need to be on edge already. What should I be taking? Preferably legal.
>>27391555
Steroidsle original Comment
Start browsing /pol/ and learn to harness your anger by seeing the injustices of this world.
>>27391555
Testosterone helps. You can take injections if you're a lazy cunt (probably has some side effects, too), but you can also work on improving yourself and your body by lifting weights.
What happens when I die?
You turn into dirt.
That picture's stupid because our existence as human beings comes before any concept of skeletons, ghosts, meat or stardust.
>>27391483
Jokes on you, I'm getting cremated.
What is R9K listening to?
Post links if possible.
https://youtu.be/QgnTdj23DIk
I'll just sit here and listen to music by myself...
https://youtu.be/f4axDDoZdxo
>>27391272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j-u9u4B98w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3TRI0otgiM
lmao cock a fella records
>go on /soc/ because I'm lonely and I want to be social
>it's all sex shit
same on adv it's mostly about someones gf
I don't get this image. Doesn't it mean he's pretending to be anxious? That doesn't make any sense.
>>27391710
Its a forced smile.
Was Bill Hicks a robot? Some of his rants in his final year or so where he mentioned women preferring jerks seem to hold true to this idea.
>>27391219
Nah, he was just majorly bummed out by the whole cancer thing.
That's not exactly a novel concept OP
>>27391325
Agree, but he just seemed really cynical about the whole thing. Also, he did seem like the type of dude who didn't get laid that much for a performer.
google why
nothing came up
>>27391327
>not part of the duckduckgo master race
>>27391556
duck also tracks users, you can google it
