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Sup r9k, just found out I'm pregnant
thanks for the good times, time for normiedom
>>27399303
You are pregnant, wich means you have had sex, wich means you were a normie all along.
>>27399342
Exactly. Mods, come and ban this Stacy cunt.
>>27399303
Men can't have babies silly
>reciting the alphabet to myself
>get to LMNOP
>mfw
>>27399289
How the fuck did you memorize the alphabet?
>>27399289
fucking idiot it's L-N-M-O-P
>>27399289
I love men, OP
I'm starting to feel a little scared that I might be a sociopath. Can someone tell me that I'm not just to make me feel better?
>being this self aware
Sociopaths generally don't know or care if they're sociopaths. You're fine, fampai
Considering you're worried you are I think that's proof enough you're not.
>>27399238
I hope so. I've just been realizing more and more how I don't care what happens to other people.
My girlfriend of 3 years (and who just admitted i wasnt the one who took her virginity) said her first bf was a mulatto boy who came inside her in the 9th grade.
I dont know how to feel about this. What do?
>>27399208
Get over it faggot. People on r9k say the dumbest shit I swear. Who fucking cares who your gf was with. As long as she isn't getting fucked by Tyrone while she is dating you then there is literally nothing to worry about.
>>27399208
Better than a full mulatto?
>>27399208
Find that guy and such his cock. Also swallow his cum.
So I have recently been introduced to the financial domination fetish.
>Financial Domination comes from a deep need for a loss of control. Financial Domination can be played in a myriad of ways but the main idea is a dominant woman seductively or harshly manipulating money from a submissive male.
For more information and cucks, see reddits /r/findom.
For the submissive the idea of having a woman take money from him or manipulate him into a state of wanting to give money to her is incredibly erotic. In some cases the submissive male even dreams of complete financial ruination.
So currently this niche is a way for women to manipulate various beta cucks to give them money to help them realize their goals of ruination. I am an athletic-looking 19 year old male. Is there a way for me to manipulate normie women into giving me their shekels?
>>27399131
> I am an athletic-looking 19 year old male. Is there a way for me to manipulate normie women into giving me their shekels?
You actually might be able to land what's known as a sugarmomma. They'll basically pay to keep you around and fuck them, though there's no guarantee they'll be attractive. Often times they're lonely rich women.
>>27399163
I believe you. I just wish there was a way to take money from these women without physically interacting with them.
i like poop
>tfw I think I have pneumonia
you're going to be low energy for a while
>>27399025
You shouldn't have been making out with all those girls anon
The delirium is starting to kick in. I feel weird.
[1/2] I despise everyone. I seriously do, and I honestly try my hardest not to. I want to be a semi-normie, and I can actually achieve that somewhat thru pretending and playing by the rules of social interaction and bullshit small talk. In general people like me and I will have decent conversations with both friends and strangers. But I'm always holding back my true feelings and thoughts because I know they are too harsh or unpopular or whatever. I don't want to freak people out or make them uncomfortable because on some days I do have empathy. But then I talk to some retard or overhear some dumb ass's conversation - or just look at someone and they rub me the wrong way. I fucking instantly hate them and sometimes I fantasize about killing them. The rage I feel is insane, and clearly not proportional to what they're doing or saying. I want to hurt them, shoot them, burn them, stab them, I don't care. I want to act on this urge of blind fury. Usually if I drive around and scream at my windshield or play some FPS it calms me down. I go on facebook and that, my friends, is torture and pure trigger-fuel. The things people write, think, and believe! I am honestly appalled by the sheer stupidity and self-absorbed mouthshit they vomit all over my newsfeed. Every status update or share seems grounds for a bloody rampage and a terrifying and painful death. I know I shouldn't go on that website, but I can't stop myself. I feel more intelligent and insightful than 99% of the people around me. And yes, that is SO fucking edgy and elliot-tier - I don't disagree. I don't want to feel like this or think like this. I wish I could not care about all of this and genuinely laugh and share all those minion quotes, EPIC BACON RECIPES, passive-aggressive letters to strangers, and every other dogshit piece of our culture.
>>27398549
[2/2] I wish I could be so excited about Walking Dead or GoT, or the latest ebin capeshit film and happily hand over my shekels so I can be blissfully ignorant or uninterested in the truth. That this is all just a amusement park to distract us from the inevitable void death brings. That we exist to provide for the strong, just as it always has been, but this time we serve our masters in exchange for meaningless flashy "entertainment" and high fructose corn syrup. I want the bombs to fall, I want there to be a devastating global war or extinction event. I want a purpose and a possible outlet for all of this rage. But it won't happen. I'll just continue to play nice with society and bottle all of this edgecore drivel inside. Now I'll go back to Netflix and preoccupy my dwindling time with horseshit. I'll go back to waiting.
>>27398549
congratulations, you're slightly self-aware and not part of the normie collective. the rage you're experiencing is disproportionate to the irritants you're describing but it's not unheard of for very young men to have a lot of directionless anger.
I would address all of your problems but I honestly can't give enough of a fuck to. you come across as very immature and undeveloped- a few years of experience and some exposure to people who are not ultra-normies would do you a lot of good.
Are we supposed to be or not to be?
Said the angel to the Queen
I lift up my skirt and Voltaire turns
As he speaks, his mouth full of garlic
White, yes, white
Misfortune of us two
He told you to be free
And you obeyed
We have to decide which is important
A war we never see
Or a street so black babies die?
A system and a theory
Or our wish to be free?
To organise and analyse
And at the end realise
That nobody knows
If it really happened
>when a guy hits on you at work
Like I gotta be nice, so I jut say I have a bf
This is why girls act stuck up, because when they show any attention to men, orbiters misinterpret it as flirting
>>27398513
How do i stop making awkward eye contact with people, they always end up making awkward eye contact back and then we keep on exchanging awkward eye contact until im like fuck this and i just make sure to never look at them again,
anyone else have this problem?
>>27398513
>complains that guys think she's flirting with them when she's just being nice
>complains that guys think she's just being nice when she's flirting with them
fucking women
when will they realize there is literally no way to tell?
>>27398630
AM I OBLIGATED BY MY JOB TO BE NICE?????????
If yes, then I'm not flirting.
This isn't a difficult concept
>final semester
>writing my thesis
>I have around a 100 days to finish
>consultant sends me a couple hundred pages of related scientific literature on the 1st day and also mentioned I must also find other sources
>spend the next 6 weeks doing absolutely nothing but watching porn and some TV series
>get an email from consultant asking where I'm at with the project and she wants to see my progress next week
Fug. Time to pull a few all nighters and get my shit together.
that's how it's supposed to work. i see nothing wrong.
>>27398371
Really? Almost half the time has already passed and I haven written a single word yet. I'm worried a little.
Fuck, why can't they just break it down to weeks and make a schedule of what to do every week? They only said it must be done by may 10 or something. I can't work with so vague deadlines.
>>27398504
You're supposed to make the schedule yourself.
All robots should read Infinite Jest.
Prove me wrong.
That's right, you can't.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_Jest
I started it; it's really strange and doesn't make much sense.
When does it start being about depression and make sense?
>>27398005
>>27398048
I started it last week but there's something that still feels off for me about how he writes. I'm no native speaker but I've read Shakespeare, Melville, Nabokov, Faulkner, etc., in english but really struggle with the way the sentences are constructed and follow each other.
Another good recommendation for this thread is Kokoro by Soseki.
I don't know if it's really about depression as much as addiction and obsession and the various ways of coping with a compromised social identity.
It does explore the consequences of escapism, so I would have to agree with OP here.
Hello robots!
You know the drill.
I'll drop the guide shortly. I can't indulge in a thread right now, but I have made an account to respond to you guys. You can now send me your questions or progress.
Keep in mind I'm not an expert on special cases: injuries or handicaps.
I'll stay here a bit, I'll take some questions, but I can't stay too long (too tired). I'll however take time to respond to emails on a general basis.
ITT: getting fit, for you.
Guide and address:
[email protected]
Also, text for the guide with added sections:
http://pastebin.com/zrpicavw
Nobody interested tonight?
If you think fitness isn't for you, this thread is about you.
>>27397944
Get cancer and die.
This faggot is working for Google right now and earning a fucking load of money. How do you feel about this shit?
>>27397498
His body mannerisms are so girly.
It's kinda hot desu
Don't tell me you wouldn't. Because I would.
>>27397498
Well he made 4chan which was a nice thing and at same thing a curse.
Hope he's alright there.
>tfw taking a shit at work right now
Literally getting paid to poop.
NEETs will NEVER know this based feel.
>>27397299
>mfw sometimes skip my morning shit just to have one at work
Feels good getting paid two whole pounds for 15 minutes of grunting and sweating goodness
>>27397299
Damn straight leaving class I try to make it last so I can miss all the autistic Jew jargon the jewlords make teachers teach
>>27397299
Ahahahaha I'm gonna tell your boss bud
Mr Shekelstein's gonna chew you up for shitting while on shift!
As you probably know people such as us (raised by single moms/schizos etc.) are significantly more likely to do crimes.
I'm asking because you know when you've got depression and shit the possibilities of negative repercussions really seem irrelevant.
Would you like to do something illegal?
Fires, Shootings, Robberies... what tickles your fancy?
I'm not the FBI btw
bump my thread for the sake of it not being deleted without replies
I'd blow up a school at night. Killing isn't the objective.
>>27397692
what for then?
how's life, fellow homo bots?
Feeling specially lonely atm and looking at pictures like op's that just makes me feel like shit... I just want to get high and hug another guy for hours and maybe cry a little and end up sleeping together, nothing sexual, just that intimacy and sweetness. If that ever happens just for one night I'll be the happiest person alive. It's kinda impossible because the gay community where I live is almost nonexistent.
Can you homobots r8 my husbando?
>>27346748
Why can't gays ever be normal? It feels bad being the only non degenerateor at least a bit
Also, do people actually watch 3DPD fags? I can't imagine jacking off to anything other than doujinsespecially tagged muscle and shotacon
