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how's life, fellow homo bots?
Feeling specially lonely atm and looking at pictures like op's that just makes me feel like shit... I just want to get high and hug another guy for hours and maybe cry a little and end up sleeping together, nothing sexual, just that intimacy and sweetness. If that ever happens just for one night I'll be the happiest person alive. It's kinda impossible because the gay community where I live is almost nonexistent.
Can you homobots r8 my husbando?
>>27346748
Why can't gays ever be normal? It feels bad being the only non degenerateor at least a bit
Also, do people actually watch 3DPD fags? I can't imagine jacking off to anything other than doujinsespecially tagged muscle and shotacon
>>27346795
Yeah, sorry, makes me feel like shit too since it's something I haven't experienced in a long time and at this stage feel like I'll probably never experience again. Just thought it'd be attention grabbing, ha.
The gay scene where I live is thriving but I think I'm too much of a weird depressed fuck up for anyone to have any sort of romantic interest in me.
>>27346858
>non-degenerate
>fapping to 2d
pick one
>>27346895
That's why I said a bit, but still better than "gay pride" and acting like a woman
>>27346939
the non-degenerate fags don't parade around advertising their sexuality like it makes them attention-worthy special snowflakes is why. You probably just assume they're straight guys whenever you encounter them.
hopelessly maddeningly in love with my bisexual childhood friend
I just want to cuddle with him but he seems so uninterested in me, I keep fucking things up with every interaction
I have anonlinebf who clearly wants me to be someone I am definitely not but I don't want to point this out becaue I don't want to lose him.
Why can't it just be easy?
>>27346858
>tfw bi but not romantically attracted to men in any way because I've only ever encountered especially faggy gays
>all fags in media act like queens with their shitty affected accent, it's impossible to take them seriously, they're portrayed only as sex-crazed hedonists who sometimes end up in relatively monogamous relationships
>tfw my only hope of a relationship is with a guy because women are bitches, but I literally can't imagine ever having a cute pure romance with a guy, where we actually deeply love each other
>tfw the only image in my head of a gay relationship is two guys who've fucked often enough that it's become a habit and now they kinda hang out
Fuck this gay earth
>>27347288
Let's be gay hang out buddies.
>no one can tell your gay
>can't tell who is gay
>tfw will never find bf because of this
Pretty shitty, senpai.
I'm enjoying my internship at least, my mentor is really great and I like the other intern too. The work is just okay, but at least I feel competent at it. Too bad I will never get an actual employment in the field.
Socially, it's really winding down. I lost touch with most of my college friends. And the ones who remained by my side I rarely see. During my brief NEETdom I was hanging out with my friends every day. Now that it's once a week/every other week thing, it's feeling pretty lonely. I'm worried that I'll lose them.
Romantically it's as dead as ever.
>tfw no one will ever love or want me, etc.
I really don't have the guts to try and get out there again. I'm nearly 25 and I barely have any dating experience, and the longer I wait the harder it is.
Also can't motivate myself to try and study for my masters entrance examination. I'd rather sleep or play vidya. Actually, I can't seem to get myself motivated to do anything these days. It's been months since I read a book or watched a movie, let alone did something more active.
>>27347288
The types of gay guys you're looking for definitely exist, as does the type of relationship you're looking for. The flamboyant slutty bitchy camp queen types just happen to be by far the most visible gays that it's become the stereotype of what gay guys are like, when it's far from the case. It's also what normies can relate to in the banal media they consume, hence why every gay character is just a 2-dimensional carbon copy of any other gay character. It's what people want to see. Don't let that poison your idea of what it is to be gay, or what gay relationships can be like. You've just got to look in the right places. Normal, nice gay dudes blend into the background because they just go about living their lives without wearing rainbow paraphernalia, announcing that they're gay, lisping sassiness whenever they open their mouths, and flopping their wrists all over the place.
>>27347393
Not him but how exactly do I find these gay guys?
>>27347419
A lot of the time it's luck of the draw. Get involved in the communities of things you're interested and maybe you'll meet a gay/bi guy who's comfortable enough with his sexuality that you'll just pick it up over time in conversation, hearing someone else mention it, etc. If you go out drinking, don't go to gay bars/clubs, go to the nice/fun/interesting venues that anyone goes to, because gay clubs are exclusively about getting fucked out of your head then getting fucked in the bathroom. I guess the best bet is online dating sites - i.e., not hookup sites (most guys are just looking for slutty casual sex on Tinder, Grindr, Scruff, Squirt, Manhunt, Jack'd, Hornet, etc.) more along the lines of OkCupid and its ilk.
There's plenty of sweet normal gay guys on Plenty of Fish and whatnot. They may not have 6 pack abs but you can't have your cake and eat it too. Either accept likelihood of finding someone who is physically your "type" AND not a degenate faggy slut AND available AND gay AND within your area AND looking for a monogomous relationship is EXTREMELY low and settle, or die alone. Relationships are all about compromise. There is no perfect disney prince waiting for you
Hi fellow gaybots, just testing the waters for interest in a Skype group chat?
Not for any lewd shit (would specifically want to keep the vibe platonic, free of dirty talk/sexting/nudes/flirting/whatever), just for the sake of general chat with similar people. I have a fair few friends, and one Skype group which I'm a regular in, but I don't have anyone gay to talk to and it can feel quite isolating at times - my friends aren't homophobic but they just can't relate to gay-related stuff so I don't discuss it with them. Meanwhile whenever they discuss girls/girlfriends/picking up chicks/chicks asses/vaginas/hot female celebrities/so on and so forth I can't participate and have to wait for the conversation topic to shift.
If not a group, I'd be interested in chatting to people interested in a similar kinda thing one-on-one, so let me know if that's more your style.
>>27347663
>I don't care about looks unless the guy is literally deformed, or so fat that he can't walk around
>I don't care about how feminine he is as long as he doesn't end up transitioning
>I don't care about his job as long as he isn't homeless, and if I can get a job that could support us both, I would care about homelessness either
>I don't care about distance as long as I can get to see him once a month or so
>I don't care about age too much either 17-55 is a fairly generous range, I think
All I want is someone kind who will love me and commit to me. As long as they aren't a total slut or literally insane. And yet even that is hard to find. It's sluts, assholes, and mentally ill as far as the eyes can see. It's hard no matter how much you lower you standards. Maybe if I let myself be abused or cuck'd I'd have someone around, but I'm not that fucking pathetic.
Pedo here. I'm welcome, r-right?
bump
bloxoxoxox
>>27347852
I know this feel friendo. Although having dropped my standards this low, I have ended up in a relationship with a guy who is pushing me to take girl pills so...swings and roundabouts I guess (whatever that saying actually means).
>>27347946
nice meme fucko
i feel like a relationship with me would be shit for everyone involved at the moment, but i really wish i had a decent fuckbuddy who lived locally who i could hook up with regularly and feel totally at ease with/around as far as my appearance/demeanour/behaviour/etc go. dudes on grindr etc. seem to all only be interested in typical fitoutgoing "masc" chad types and it just doesn't seem worth the hassle of feeling like you're interviewing for the highly esteemed position of sucking some dude's dick every time you wanna get laid.
>>27346748
Terrible.
I'm considering taking hormones so I can expand my dating pool.
My life is over and has been for years, I'm just a walking corpse and a drain on society and my loved ones. I have no future. I wish I had the guts to kill myself.
>>27348275
lmao...saaame
i think i have fucking klinefelters or something anyway though cause I don't have the body of a healthy male my age
>>27348511
>>27348275
why are trannies so prevalent on 4chan? genuinely curious
Faggots belong here as much as women do
Fuck off to the board made specifically for your flamboyant bitching
>>27348565
I think that a lot of mtf trannies have autism. And a lot of 4chan users have it too. So there's bound to be some crossover.
>>27348602
Guys on /lgbt/ are normies and SJWs though.
>>27348612
Yeah, they're gay, that's the point. Literally the worst parts of men and the worst parts of women combined into one.
Fuck off and complain about breeders and being pumped and dumped for the 10th time this month somewhere else.
>>27348565
I'm serious broseph.
Every single gay guy around here is the typical flamer with some gym dudebro bf.
The only normal guys that I would ever date wouldn't date a guy, so fuck this shit, I'm gonna try maybe I can sort this out and get a bf.
>>27348604
Also why the fuck I would be autistic? I'm just trying to solve my problem with the dating game.
>>27347852
I'm pretty much in the same situation as this guy. I don't act gay in the slightest, I've never had sex with a guy (18) and just looking for someone nice. Its just I don't know literally any other gay guys where I live. Sucks.
It's not all that great. Ever since I've tried guys, I realized how difficult it is (despite it being "le 2016") to put it in practice.
I'm still self-conscious about what people might say (not to mention my parents).
I'm still clinging to this fantasy that I might "shake it off" ("it" being gayness)
Was hoping to actually have a normal family.
I'm very worried about the expiration of gay relationships. The memes are somewhat true, and gay couples don't last that long.
>tfw I just don't want to end up alone :(
>>27347288
>tfw discovering I am bi
>tfw I just look for flings with feminine gays with affected voices
>tfw I am feeding what you hate about this Earth
Well I'm sorry anon first up, but also is it not pretty clear that the guys who don't do this are pretty hard to detect?
If you saw me on the street I guarantee you wouldn't even get a blip on the gaydar. You probably need to get on Tinder etc, as shit as that can be. It's where I go as a not openly bi man.
>>27346795
Omg are you me, this on like 3 levels
>>27348565
There are far more trannies around than you would like to believe. This is how I realised I am definitely Bi.
>>27347288
I just want a cute skinny husbando that I can bake for and cuddle while we watch anime and get drunk
>>27347813
Discord's probably better for that kinda thing, I'm pretty sure there's already an r9k-gay-channel but I never saved it
GAYS AND WOMEN CANNOT BE ROBOTS. GET OUT. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND LONELINESS TO EVEN HAVE THE EXTENT WE DO. JUST FUCK OFF.
>gay internet drama
>gay internet love triangle
>argue with one of them daily and the other one won't even talk to me after we were together for like a year
It's shit.
gays can't be robots, you have a board for this
>>>/lgbt/
Fuck off to your own board
Serial Number 4
>>27349666
Satan trips for the perfect life tbqh
>>27346795
it's not gay to hug other guys in a platonic environment
>>27346858
Most of the non closet gays are like this unfortunately. Stick to other Bi guys bud
>>27350720
>non closeted
Closeted fags are even lewder and AIDSer.
>>27347813
>>>/lgbt/
Go there
>one of my favorite artists that draws guy with big pecs, usually draws Fire Emblem and Metal Gear stuff, made a doujin recently
>it's still not on sadpanda
>scat
>nipples fucking nipples
I feel so bad for wanting to see it, but there's not a lot of artists like him
>>27346858
>Why can't gays ever be normal?
because gays are inherently not normal lmao what a question
>>27349666
the dreamthat will never come true
:(
>>27349701
>robots
>0 success in sex and relationships
>gay "robots"
>a bluh bluh I can't find an exactly right perfect bf to bum
literally women tier
Apparently I'm Bi cause I jack off to gay porn like once every few days
What do now
>>27352072
Embrace your inner buttslut and buy some rubber cocks.
Still painfully in love with my best friend. He seems straight but we do pretty gay shit together but it could just be all platonic for him. Started platonic for me too but one day a few years ago I realized I love him.
Also we don't live in the same state and he recently got a gf8qr and it feels like he is a lot more distant from me. I've been drinking and crying for most of the past month but have to pretend to keep it together in public. Bad feels.
>>27349689
Requesting this if someone has it sounds nice
I just wanna do some light venting...
>>27352088
I'm definitely a top famalam
I want to fuck the shit out of some boipussy though
I want to lose my virginity penetrating a qt skinnyfat white manlet. Is that too much to ask
I've noticed a lot of my preferences lean more towards androgynous.
In women, I like short hair and small tits. In men, I like a slim body and feminine facial features. Anyone else like this?
>>27347288
I'm on the same boat, anon.
And i would say its even worse, because when a guy like me appears, faggots keep saying shit about me because i act straight.
But that's just how i am, i still like girls, but their personality is generally shit as fuck.
For me, it would be perfect to find a boyfriend to play game and dance with me.
I'm 85% top thought.
>>27352728
exactly. boyish girls and girly boys. anyone who can come off as either/both is a billion out of ten
>>27352728
Are you me?
Only part is that is a little too thin for my tastes, tiny bit more toned and I would be in your boat.
>>27346748
>bi
>lean towards men
>secretly cross dress at home
>mom once found my women's clothes and because it's all clubish or cutsy assumed I was getting laid on the regular
>just want to be someone's qt
>I've only ever been hit on by one guy who was cute and I didn't realise he was hitting on me till after I left ;_;
>>27346795
This so much I want to cry.
>>27352862
do you have skype/steam?
>>27346748
I will never experience this.
>>27352880
I do but I'm reallyshy and awkward ;_;where are you from?
>>27352920
new york. prolly not close but worth it a shot n v n
>>27346748
Oh, it's nothing special really. Just trying to find a part time job.
>>27347288
>tfw bi but not romantically attracted to men in any way because I've only ever encountered especially faggy gays
I'm more romantically attracted to guys than sexually, but I'm still slightly attracted to men sexually just not as much as women. For me men tend to be more honest and less likely to cheat on you and they're nicer (guys have always treated me nice compared to women.) And most people who hit on me are gays; tho I don't normally like the gays that hit on me since they're the flamboyant kind.
I've developed a few crushes on my friends just because of how nice they treat me, and I act all submissive and playful around them (I feel so feminine being 5'6 while they're all 5'11+). Which is something I can't seem to control. I also used to act submissive and childish when I was around my older brother, but that was when I was younger and I didn't like him in any incest-y way. All the guys I've developed a crush on are fully heterosexual, but they are way more attractive than most fags and they don't have any weird mannerisms.
With that said, I find girls more sexually attractive and I act all macho when I'm in front of girls. Just because I want to impress them. I lose all interest in my friends when I see a girl I find attractive pass by.
I'm probably actually heterosexual with some weird gay fantasies.
>>27352956
I-im in NY. Are you a qt?
>>27353131
maybe
are you?
originl cmmnot
>>27352956
Across the world :c. I say "mom" so I don't get called aeuroshit
>>27353258
britbong or slav?
I can't go on /lgbt/ or any other gay places. I see a lot of people talking about their relationships and how happy they are meanwhile I'm touchless.
I'm just overwhelmed with feels.
>>27353520
I know that feel all too well. Both happy couples and degenerate sluts make me feel like shit.
Where my lonely uk homos at?
>in atlanta
>still don't know to find bf
>tfw going to become old and undesirable and die hhkv
>>27346748
Life is pretty fucking gay OP
In a good mood today, though, for whatever reason
>>27353306
Aussie.
oc8901
I'm gay and I'm not feeling okay
Going to lose my virginity tonight. Met a surprisingly good looking guy online and sucked him off in his car a couple weeks ago and now he's invited me over to his place because his roommate is gone. Pretty sure he's cheating on this 'roommate' is actually his gf or wife
Pretty nervous about it. It's probably going to be a big disaster but I'm still excited to cuck a Stacey
>>27353626
it shouldn't have to be this way
>>27353752
>tfw no seer bf
>>27352728
>complete homo
>look at Buzzfeed asian tomboy
>start to question my sexuality
God, she is literally perfect
>>27352728
This is exactly me. Anyone that has a small petite frame I'm into. I'm just beginning to realize that I'm bi just because it just so happens that it's mostly women that fit this criteria.
>>27352728
>tfw the bigger and hairier or the taller, lankier and more "strange" looking, the more attractive the man
>tfw with women I prefer either otherworldly barbie doll types (not slutty lingerie models, it's different than that!) or assertive women with a slightly masculine but not overboard demeanor
Red hair on anyone and curly hair on guys makes my heart pitter patter. I love it when people look like they come from another planet <3
>>27353784
he will never be real ..
>>27353244
im super qt senpai. are you a qt twinkboi?
you fags make me wish i was straight
Actually doing pretty good, for a change. After about a year of awkward flirting, I finally screwed up the courage to make a move onmy cousina few months ago, and things have gone surprisingly great. Finally lost my gay virginity (I've been with a girl before, but it was shitty), and we've hooking up regularly ever since. So I suppose I'm a double degenerate now, but fuck it, it's been worth it.
>>27354361
Why do they always have that black line beneath the head of the penis?
>>27354463
Nippon censorship rules
>>27346795
Your desire for male attention manifests as gayness.
>>27354361
Did you have indication he was gay and/or interested?
I can't imagine making move on cousin let alone male cousin.
>>27348475
>feel bad for society
>actually have loved ones
don't steal my meme brotha
>>27354482
yeah, but what are censoring?
>>27354643
Neither of us are out of the closet, but it was pretty obvious to me that he's gay, he's always been kinda "cute" and twinkish, not exactly faggy but not very straight either, if you know what I mean? And he's always kind of fawned on me and been overly touchy-feely, and sometimes I'd catch him looking at me funny. I wasn't sure if it was just wishful thinking on my part though, until I finally started flirting back. That took by surprise him at first cause I'm a lot more stereotypically masculine and "straight-acting", I don't think he ever expected me to be interested.
So yeah, we both beat around the bush for ages until we were sure that the other person was interested. And then even when we got to "obvious flirting" territory, we never had enough privacy to go very far with it, since we mostly only saw each other at family events. The ball didn't really start rolling until we finally started hanging out one-on-one.
Oddly enough, the fact that we're cousins hasn't been as big a deal as I was expecting, at least not so far. Though I'm sure there would be a shitstorm if the rest of the family ever found out.
I'm straight, I toss women into the bed and fuck them hard, like an animal. Like a ferrel commanding alphamale.
But when I see those soft smooth young looking boys, with their slender and frail tight body, and their long golden locks of hair by their ears I know what must be done. They need the cock.
They need my big fat cock rammed up their ass. Like the little buttsluts they are. They're food for my cock. I will dominantly hold them down and just go UNF UNF UNF. Pound their submissive boipussy, make it flap between their legs, make them moan like a bitch.
That is what it means to be a big strong alpha male!
>>27355019
>implying heteroflexible "alpha males" aren't the biggest buttsluts out there
Versatile twink reporting in. I seem to have whatever sort of nonthreatening cuteness seems to attract masculine "straight" guys (which is honestly kind of annoying, I'd prefer regular gay dudes who aren't all insecure about their sexuality). And they always start off acting like they're gonna dominate the fuck outta me... but then as soon as I apply even a little bit of assertiveness and dominance in the bedroom, they always do a complete 180 and turn submissive as fuck. It's kinda cute.
I think that a lot of "straight" (i.e. sexually confused) guys do want to try being on the submissive side of things (which makes sense, they already know how the dominant side feels from hooking up with chicks), they just don't know how to ask for it/admit it to themselves.
Why will the normie homos not fuck off?
pretty great, just found out my crush likes me.
>>27346748
Shit
Day in and day out I surround myself with 2D because I'll never have a bf irl
I'm moving to the city soon though so maybe then I'll have more luck
I just hope I can meet someone who will want to be my friend at least and we can chill and watch movies and anime or go hiking
>>27355638
What city are you moving to?
>>27355676
Outskirts of Savanna GA. It doesn't seem too bad but I'm not sure if it's as shitty as Atlanta
>>27355742
You should move to atlanta so we can be friends.pls
>>27355778
Sorry senpai, I already have everything set for moving there. Maybe fate will bring us together someday though :^>
>>27346748
Pretty boring and lonely, almost came out a couple days ago but I failed... its awfully quiet in the closet....
>>27355638
>tfw can't go for gay 2D because it's usually far too cliched and bara anime is nonexistent
>have to settle for straight narratives and pretend to be the girl
>>27355874
>almost came out a couple days ago but I failed
How you can fail this? Also story?
>>27355949
Ganbare! Nakamura-kun!! is pretty cute but it's monthly and new, so it doesn't have much to it right now.
There's also a few homo anime coming out next season so maybe those will be decent, if we're lucky
>>27355974
>decide to come out to girl in my class because i know she wont freak out
>plan what i'm going to say for about a week
>finally get a chance to talk to her, just us in a room.
>I tell her "um, so there's something ive been wanting to tell you... its kind of embarrassing"
>i try to say it " I-i'm, i'm"
> she cuts me off "I'm sorry anon, but i'm not single"
>she thinks I have a crush on her.
>silence.
> I answer "Oh, um, okay.."
>she leaves
>feelsgayman.jpg
>>27346748
>At the store buying a new pan for cooking
>See hot Hispanic guy
>Says hey as he walks past
>hnng just pick me up and carry me away I won't mind!
>tfw I can only get off to gay porn, but am disgusted by both boys and girls irl
>>27356762
>tfw boys are disgusted by you IRL
>>27356795
I-I'm sure it's not so bad anon, right?
>Straight crush in the year 2016
>>27356693
>at the store buying cat food
>qt behind me does this weird little spin like he's happy about something
>muh heart when
>I crack a little smile because I love seeing people b themselves in places where they usually aren't
>he notices
>asks me how many cats I have because I have a lot of cat food
>2
>Really? They must eat a lot! I have a dog and a cat, my dog loves it when I come home but my cat... not really
>asks me why I'm buying brussel sprouts and what I'm going to cook them with
>well I'm just going to roast them
>without adding anything else?!
>w-well I mean I'm going to add spices
>notices I have a lot of ramen
>so you're a ramen nut, eh? are you a vegetarian? that's a lot of tofu
>yeah
>You ever had real ramen? I know this great ramen place, you don't know what ramen is until you eat there (or something similar, he tells me the name of the place)
>huh, really? I'll have to go there some time
>sweating bullets
>get out as soon as possible
>overhear him talking to the cashier, he gets ID'd
>cashier says you look so much younger than this
>he says yeah well I feel young
>the one that got away </3
Can't tell if he was just being friendly or not but he was qt
No wonder you're on r9k you fucking faggots. Getting ready for the LGBT parade?
pic related: it's what you eat
>>27357007
>pic related: it's what you eat
You should try it sometime, it's pretty good.
>>27346748
How to know whenever you're straight, bi or gay? When homosexual tendencies starts? From 12 - 13? I remember sleeping with my younger brother a lot when we were 7 and 9.
>>27356857
>He did a gleeful spin in a public place
You might've missed a golden opportunity anon
That sucks, but I know I would've acted the same way as you.
Do you ever find yourself acting like a fairy in public like that?
It's adorable desu, I do sometimes unintentionally
>>27357007
>pic related: it's what you eat
I fucking wish anon
>>27357038
Yea it starts at a young age. Like 7-9 is about right. I remember thinking if I pushed on my gooch maybe my vagina would open up. lmao
No I'm not trans but I like dick that was just young me not understanding anal or oral.
If the only thing that's making you question it is sleeping with your brother when you're young then don't worry about it.
Do you find guys attractive in public?
Have you ever fantasized about sucking a dick?
If yes to either of those then you are at least a little Bi.
Bottom line, don't worry about it.
>>27357038
Do guys make your heart flutter or your dick hard?
If no: straight, there's your answer
If yes: continue to next question
Do girls make your heart flutter or your dick hard?
If no: gay
If yes: bi
>>27357135
I love gay porn but I'm not attracted to guys whn I see them. I didn't question my sexuality until later in life because while I was fantasizing about sucking dick all night, I'd go to school and only be attracted to girls.
>>27357204
Oh boy. How does it feel to be that far into the closet?
>tfw not gay but decreasing my standars to like guys to find for love
>failing miserably
fake gays like me are the only non-degenerates.
>>27346748
>how's life
Terrible. About to reach gay death without ever getting to experience love or happiness. I'm an ugly robot so I'll never find a bf or get anywhere in life.
Trying to find a reason not to end it next year.
>>27357134
I feel like i'm only attracted to male genitalia but not masculine forms/proportions. When i see one i can admire it but not sexually lust for it.one of my biggest fetishes are futanari, so maybe i'm just slightly bi
>>27355315
This!
It's so hot man, i'm quite small(5'5") and i love to dominate big guys, doing exact like your pic.
The come to me all big, with beards and muscles, but as soon as i pin them down on bed they become all soft and cute.
>>27357259
I know these feels anon
Not far from gay death and still and acne ridden mess.
>>27355315
>>27357286
I'll admit it, fuck the denial out of me pls
>>27357238
you don't know how many homos you'll hurt with that mentality
stick to girls even if they're hard, for our sake
>>27357259
>>27357300
When is gay death?
>tfw 23 and hair falling out
>>27355315
>tfw I also have (or had, maybe) that cuteness that attracts masculine "straight" guys
>tfw too distrustful, fearful and spergy to do anything about it
Hence the wasting away and languishing on /r9k/ all day. Oh well. I'm questing for asexuality now, not doing well.
>>27346748
It sucks... I'm trying to lose the weight I put on in the last 2 years before trying to get a bf... Cause there is worse than being gay, it's being FAT and gay.
>tfw had 2 gfs in HS (not at the same time)
>tfw had sex (regularly) with one of them
>tfw delayed ejaculation
>tfw once started crying for no reason while doing it
>tfw realises later that I wasn't bi but gay
>tfw extremely disgusted when thinking about your first time
>tfw I'm now 19 but still have no experience with men
>>27357300
They're awful feels to be certain. I'm running out of ways to cope.
>>27357340
25
It's only downhill from here.
>tfw nothing to look forward to.
>>27357340
When you get to 25 and you are no longer capable of being cute or attractive, when people will hide your profiles online etc. After 25 you start becoming less sexually appealing very quicklyNot that I can get less sexually appealing
>tfw you will never feel comfortable enough with a guy to really open up to them
>>27357365
>>tfw I'm now 19 but still have no experience with men
>19
>still
Fuck off fuck off fuck off
>>27357387
>that pic
aw man
stop making me hate being so tragically human
>>27357403
They say gay death is at fuckin 25... It'll probably at the very least take me 1 or 2 years before finding a boyfriend...
But well, the "still" may have been too much, you're right...
Reminder that gay death isn't real
Only plebs care about that sort of thing
>>27357368
>>27357386
Should I just try and slut it up then before I hit 25?
>>27357477
No. That's what they want you to do.
Don't get sucked down the rabbit hole, just b urself.
>>27357220
I don't know what you mean. Sure I keep my interest in gay porn a secret, but its not like I'm hiding an attraction to guys that I know or anything. If I told anyone I liked gay porn they would just assume that I was gay, and rightfully so.
>>27357477
Why not just get a nice bf if you are a normie?
>>27357466
It totally is and most people are plebs. gay dating pools are already tiny and a large section fetihise youth massively
>>27357466
Care to enlighten us how it isn't real?
>>27357477
No one likes a slut. If you have the ability to sleep with a bunch of guys then you weren't a robot anyways.
>>27357560
It's a product of the subculture
An assumption
A meme
A generalization
If you're a part of the subculture, then maybe it is for you. But in the grand scheme of reality? Hardly.
>>27357220
>>27357517
He's right, porn isn't reality, it's entertainment.
You can enjoy watching football even if you're a basketball player you know.
>>27357530
>>27357560
I don't how to find bf. I went on grindr for a day and got lots of messages but it felt creepy.
I just don't want to suddenly become unattractive and never got to do anything.
>>27357584
My line of thinking goes like this
If the people you're attracted to are only attracted to youth, then it is real to you
But if they're only attracted to youth, then why would you want them anyway? The foundation of any relationship you can have is already shallow and ephemeral just because of that.
Yeah you'll be limited to fewer partners, but would you really want the ones you're excluded from loving anymore? That's up to you I guess, but to me it doesn't seem worth pursuing. Muh romantic ideals and such.
>>27356857
I can taste the spaghetti coming out of that post.
Why don't shy guys just agree to everything? At least it leaves you the option of backing out later.
>>27357584
It's similar to roasties hitting the wall. No one desires you any more unless you were already desirable in which case someone will settle for you. Compound that with the fact that gays already have a much smaller dating pool and you'll find that you're shit out of luck come 25.
>>27357675
If you're desired on grindr then join an actual dating sight like okcupid or plenty of fish. You're not a robot though, so no reason to come here.
>>27357767
Are you not desired on grindr?
>"anon why don't to go to the gaybar??"
>"what? you don't you grindr??"
>"anon you're cute, yet you've never had a boyfriend before??"
>"why don't you like pride?"
>"if you're conservative you're an asshole!"
>"anon you're so boring!"
Holy fuck I hate gay normies
>>27357784
>Are you not desired on grindr?
Nope.
>>27357784
>Are you not desired on grindr?
Where do you think you are you little shit
>>27357789
>gay normie hears you're gay
>starts talking to you about pride and drag queens, uses gay lingo and calls you "girl" between careless and crass attempts at hitting on you
>tfw you just want the nightmare to go away
Worst part is it's obvious I'm gay because I have too many feminine tendencies. Fuck the world.
>>27352143
>i will never be that qt skinnyfat white manlet
>>27346748
How do I know if my friend is gay? He's been giving off all these weird signs and getting too physically close lately. I have nothing against gays, I'm just not into guys and I feel if he really is attracted to me then the rejection will kill our friendshipIs this how girls feel when a "just friends" guy approaches them?
>>27357818
Men have such low standards though I'm just surprised is all.
Do you guys not live somewhere with many people? I feel like even eggman could pick someone up on grindr.
>>27357907
Maybe an aids ridden weirdo who was old enough to be my grandfather.
I've had guys twice my age stop replying after seeing my face
>>27357821
This. My voice is average but I do have feminine body language, so when a faggot tries to talk to me about gay culture I just nod patiently and tell him I'm not into any of that shit. One conversation is enough to turn them away from me so it's pretty good.
The worst part is that I cannot find ONE guy who isn't a scene goer. Even the masculine, seemingly average guys love clubbing, doing drugs and hooking up.
>>27357944
Fuck I know this feel. Makes me want to die.
Is it bad idea to lose virginity to random guy?
>>27358016
No. Ottawa?
>>27358016
Unless all you care about is the dick that you're getting fucked by, yes it is a bad idea.
>>27357879
>i will never be that qt skinnyfat white manlet
If you're a skinny fat manlet, it shouldn't be that hard to get a robot to fuck you.
Do you guys like kissing?
The two opportunities I've had I did not like it at all.
>>27358064
I love kissing
I enjoy way more a night of cuddling and kissing or walkng around the house half naked doing that
but then, maybe thats just an excuse for having a 5'5 peepee
I still genuinely love it tho
>>27358045
i know
but i have to get rid of my oneitis for my qt IRL autist friend
why do both guys and girls treat me like a girl?
>>27358064
I hated it at first
Slimey lip smacking nonsense
Gross as fuck
But I grew to enjoy it
Wish I didn't
It's like opening pandora's box
>>27358099
>maybe they all have some kind of implicit understanding among each other that I'm missing out on where they know there's more to it and it's just what they do, but fuck does it irritate me sometimes
Me too. I feel like there's something I'm not getting, so I just say fuck it and don't even bother with it at all
Btw why did you delete this?
>>27358564
Didn't feel right. I didn't like looking at myself as someone who would say something like that.
>>27359194
I appreciated your cynical observations. Wanna fuck?
>tfw in an long distance relationship
>we both are autistic and dont make much money
w-we will meet right?
>be me
>be The HS designated high achieving Troll
>Everyone thinks I am straight but thet "Oh he just needs to find the right girl."
>Family is pretty much the same but I have a couple people who know there is something up with me
>By my Senior year I was nude tanning and working out a lot i even joined a school sport
>Along with studying, ROTC shit, AP tests etc etc
>but then my cousin who is cool found my laptop
>she found a letter talking about how I planned to come out after I had got accepted to uni and graduated
>she just hugged me
>still havent found a bf at uni though
Met my boyfriend in a steam thread here six months ago. Unfortunately we live on opposite sides of the country but I've visited him twice. We're trying to figure out how we can live together but I have to go back to college so it might be a while.
>>27360339
Man you're lucky your cousin is a cool girl.
>>27357007
Being here because we're faggots is better than being here because you're an autistic shitter though :^)
>>27360628
I know. I take her for granted alot but i really appreciate her.
I havent come out to my parents yet even though i said i would because I live in a very conservative household, and even though I am conservative to an extent as well I just thought it was the right thing to not do it.
But anyway I love her, she accepted me.
Oh by the way guys were any of you also homophobic before finding out just curious.
>>27360637
It's fuckin awful how even as fellow outcasts we still have to fight each others...
>>27360814
Give her some chocolate or something like that, she deserves it. And good luck with your coming out, I haven't done it either.
And no, I've never been homophobic, racist or whatever... Even as a kid I figured how stupid those things were
How do any of you strictly decide you'd only date men?
I think I'm gay, but I'm not sure with all these labels and stuff. Would you still date women or maybe someone androgynous? Why don't you all just decide to date everyone without calling yourself gay or straight or fucken whatever?
Pic unrelated.
>>27360868
Thats a good idea, i'll do it.
I just ask because at one time before I accepted myself for it I was, never really did anything though because there were no gays I knew back then. I honestly think the hardest thing i ever did was accept myself for what I was.
>>27360958
>Why don't you all just decide to date everyone without calling yourself gay or straight or fucken whatever?
As tumblr as it sounds, I agree with you. I could date either sex, but roasties are beyond awful. For that reason, I can only see myself with another guy.
>>27360970
Well, that's Christianity-influenced education for you...
At least I think that now you've swallowed a true red pilled and see how fucked up all those discriminations were.
Always remember, your orientation is only a secondary aspect of who you are, you're "a gay dude", not "a gay".
>>27361089
Me too. I have only had one good experience with a woman and that was puppy love. Still waiting for a nice guy to come out of the woodwork. sighs*
>>27360958
I've met a few women who I definitely would've dated had I not pussied out. Not sure about fucking them though, I'm mostly submissive. I could do oral I guess.
>>27361106
Fucking this. Pls don't let your identity be consumed by something so meaningless.
>>27360958
I tried dealing with a chick's shit once and when I dumped her because she was doing drugs everyone rushed to her defense and gave me so much shit.
Also i get tired of them deadfishing me in the bedroom.
>>27361176
that's cuck society for you.
>You didn't like what your girlfriend was doing so you dumped her?
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Seriously though why aren't you on your containment board, literally none of you know what it's like to be truly alone. Complaining that you can't find the 'right' guy, this is what women do. Gay people have literally nothing to complain about.
>>27361106
I look at it just as part of who I am, just like I adopted some parts of christianity, parts of school, and life. I make decisions based on what can benefit me personally and help me grow as a person and help better adapt myself to my environment.
I honestly think of what I did not with regret but like how one would view a failed test, something you must work on and improve so that when you are tested again you pass.
I also dont subscribe to alot of gay or liberal culture because it didnt mesh with my personality. I also dont judge people for it because we all have different life experiences. Anyway thats my philosophy.
>>27361334
/lgbt/ is really really cancerous
>>27361334
>going to landfillgbt
Even /pol/ is better with gay issues.
>>27361389
>>27361417
>I don't want to go to the board filled with people just like me, it's cancerous
hmmm
>>27361334
>literally none of you know what it's like to be truly alone
Where are you getting this from? If anyone it's straightfags that are complaining they can't find the 'right' woman. They want that shy qt and refuse to consider the fat single mother that would take them. Meanwhile the gay dating pool is so minuscule that you'd be lucky to find another gay person even remotely similar to you, let alone one willing to date you.
>>27361498
lmao, fat single mothers are not part of a young straight man's dating pool at all, that's like including grandmothers. It's barely a realizable percentage of potential mates. Most lonely dudes here don't have high standards at all, they just want a girl who is not pig disgusting - not a big ask.
>>27361651
The dating pool for a below average male is almost entirely fat, sloppy old men.
>>27361674
Literally this
You don't get it >>27361651
But if you want to get into the whole mindless sex aspect of homosexuality you have to be pretty attractive, otherwise you'll just get old men
And if you're looking for something more, you could find someone who's like you, and still end up dating even if you're pretty ugly, but the chances of that happening are very small because most of the people you can relate to are probably straight (or, in the cases of some people, women).
>>27361334
>why aren't you on your containment board
Because we are robots too. And we want to share with other robots.
>none of you know what it's like to be truly alone.
Cause liking men automatically makes you popular and a normie. It also cures depression, anxiety and makes your parents proud of you. You can't have problems if you like men.
>Gay people have literally nothing to complain about.
Really ? Wanna talk about the fear of our parents finding out ? The alienation caused by all those fuckers who call you a fag all day long ? All the people avoiding us "Cause we want their ass" ? Of all the countries that want us dead ? Of religious movements that want us dead too ? How hard it'll be for us to marry and have a family ? How people will always give you weird and mean looks in the streets ? How you can get fired for no reason if your boss is homophobe ? How we're constantly compared to pedophiles and zoophiles while it has nothing to do with us ? How some people actually blame us for AIDS even when you don't have it? How people care more about us taking a dick up our ass than who we are ? How we sometimes aren't even considered men ?
We don't have girl problems, but we have a lot of other problems. Not to mention we also get the usual non-women-related problems that any robot has.
>>27361651
>fat single mothers are not part of a young straight man's dating pool at all
You're trying to say gays should be willing to date anyone like those old grandpas which is the only hope most gays have, yet straights are allowed to have restrictions. Whether you like it or not, a single mother in your age group is part of your dating pool. You can't disqualify fat people from you dating pool either because that's just you waiting for the 'right' girl.
I just want to say I'm enjoying this thread thoroughly.
Anyone want to share some closet feels?
I shared this one before so a couple of you may have seen it.
>be 17 years old
>in the closet, not convinced any homo feels I've had ment anything
>Going on a school band trip
>Staying in hotel we get to pick our roomies
>Me and my openly gay friend pick each other
>This fat fuck we know gets latched on with us
>God damn it
>We get there and get settled
>Start having a pillow fight
>Naturally me and friend gang up on fatty
>He hides in the bathroom
>Suddenly we're alone in a hotel room with pillows all around and I just know my face was beat red
>I want to fuck him so bad right then and there I'd never felt an urge so strongly before
>Fatty comes back out of the bathroom and I snap back to reality
>I think gay friend knew what I was going through because he would joke with me about gay stuff and make subtle passes at me but he wasn't obnoxious about it
>I never nutted up and did anything with him
>Feels so bad, I wish I would've just went for it. But I was "straight"
>>27361674
So? A straight man generally NEEDS a young woman for very obvious reasons. Gays don't have that aspect to worry about it, they are just being picky.
>>27361731
>>27361731
This is literally why /r9k/ has such a high population of gay people, imo.
Those fucking feels just make you want to abandon society.
Nowadays it seems like people aren't as bad about gay people as they were before (which is incredibly recent, when I was in high school being gay was still a very bad thing), but instead you're practically openly mocked as you're reduced to a fabulous hay grrl stereotype and fed platitudes about equality from people you don't care about.
It's still better than before...
Also I'm sure this doesn't apply to everywhere.
>tall and strong build
>go to uni, lots of guys willing to experiment
>would literally fuck the mouth of some other 'straight but wanting to suck dick' guy each week
>do this and fuck randoms for like 3 years
>want to settle down with qt little short thin guy in my med year
>I am the campus slut so he's not interested
kill me
>>27361779
>So? A straight man generally NEEDS a young woman for very obvious reasons. Gays don't have that aspect to worry about it, they are just being picky.
0/10 bait. Disregarded.
>>27347813
Discord is probably better, also /lgbt/ has that kind of stuff.
>>27361852
but it's true
>be straight
>meet woman
>she can't have kids
>nothing can come of it
>be gay
>meet man
>it doesn't matter if he's infertile because you're gay and gays don't have to worry about starting a family
>>27361934
But i want to have a family with my bf.
>tfw bisexual
It's truly the best of both worlds.
>>27361934
You don't need to have kids either. You're being picky and waiting for the ideal woman. Fat single mothers are still able to have kids or at the least already have some of their own that you can be a dad too. You're making excuses to be picky while trying to tell gays not to be.
>>27361973
>biscum
reeeeeeeeee normie get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>27361973
asexual is true master race
it's like something clicked when they were kids, they came to the insightful conclusion that they don't need to sexually develop to be happy
they avoided the rabbit hole of fleshy nonsense
it's too late for those of us who have already developed into what we are...
>>27361990
you really don't understand. why would a man want to raise somebody else's kids? that makes no sense at all.
>>27362067
I want to adopt in my future. I may be gay but I'd love to have a family still.
>>27361967
you're just unnaturally aping straight people then, stop appropriating you privileged cunt
>>27362102
>privlidged cunt
Fuck off tumblr. Its my life I live it how I shall.
I want to lose my butt virginity using grindr/tindr.
Before that though how do I shave my hair off? Is there a trick to shaving it all off, what about hard to reach spots like my butt?
Secondly how can I prepare my butt so I enjoy it?
All I've done is stick my finger in my butt when in the shower but it just felt weird and I imagine an average dick will be a bit big.
P.S. When people meet up for casual sex how does the person who is going to bottom prepare beforehand? Do they have to try and time it so they poop right before meeting the guy? Or do they just hope they're clean down there? It all seems so complicated.
>>27361334
>straight males
>actually thinking they have it worse than gays and women
ahahahahahaha y'all are truly the ultimate crybabies. if you've failed at life as a straight male that's all on you as a pathetic person, nothing to do with your sexuality or your gender.
>>27362067
Because you're being too picky when you could have a gf.
/r9k/ has the best gay threads
How is that possible?
OH GOD I NEED TO BE FUCKED
>>27362237
loneliness will change a person
>>27362172
You should really get a wax. I know it's embarassing or whatever but what's a wax when you're gonna get butt fucked right?
If you shave, you will likely get razorburn the first couple times until you figure out a good method and whatnot.
You should really get a dildo and try it with that first so you know what to expect.
A lot of guys will do an enema. You can buy an enema kit at any pharmacy or order one online and do it at home. Just poo at your normal time and do an enema before you go meet up with the guy.
Make sure the guy wears a condom. Grindr is a foul place just like tinder. Maybe worse. Be safe.
>>27362195
a gf is pointless if you aren't going to m8 with her. just 'being together' would be totally unfulfilling.
>guy at work who might be gay says hi to me
>try to be friendly to him
>try to make a joke but end up making a complete ass out of myself
>won't even look at me
>realize I'm so jaded from lack of human contact that I don't even know how to be friendly
>only know how to be a sarcastic asshole
>>27362326
Go make a thread about that and see what all the straight-fags have to say about it. okay mate?
>>27362326
That's a lot of demands. She has to be young, slim, no kids and willing to have kids with you. Sounds like straightfags are the ones that are too picky.
>>27362323
I'll look into getting a wax then, it sounds painful :\
Should I do full body? Any idea on price? I just have leg, butt. and groin hair for the most part and some light arm hair.
Regarding enema kit and dildo I would and I'll try but I live at home with parents and I don't really have much of a room. Significant reason as to why I have zero dating life etc.
I was definitely going to make him wear condom. Any other tips to be safe? I don't want to catch something or get raped or anything ;_;
Sorry for all the questions I just don't know what I'm doing.
>Most gays take enough dick to put the average roastie to shame
>Mfw dropping out of the dating market because I'm not a casual dick taker
Asexuality is truly master race. Shame I wasn't born superior
>>27362443
Waxxing can be fairly expensive if you have it done by someone professional. It's cheaper if you do it yourself but it likely won't be as effective. Epilating is cheaper and will give you something in the long run, but it's painful. Shaving really isn't that bad if you keep doing it every day or so now until you meet someone.
If you can find someone that is willing to meet up with you in public to get to know each other first before fucking. If you don't feel comfortable then you don't have to commit to anything. Make sure you let a friend or family member know that you're going to go somewhere and that you should be back at a certain time as well as letting the guy know that people are going to be expecting you back.
>>27362471
My brother
I still fap but even when I feel attracted to someone, as soon as it's possible for something to happen my brain snaps into a different mode that completely denies me the opportunity to make anything happen. My cerebral bro is watching out for me.
>>27362237
No attention whores.
>>27346748
Bout to get my dick sucked by a cute twink.
Life is a-ok
Bad, tfw distance bf
We wont meet for 4-8 years while we are both studying our m.d.s
>>27362389
You really don't see it? Gays have such a low threshold for romantic and interpersonal fulfillment, all they need is someone to bugger. As a straight man you can never really feel complete in this way unless you create and raise new healthy life with the woman you love. It is a heavy burden, one you'll never truly appreciate because you're too obsessed with going clubbing and AIDS.
Truly the heterosexual male is the unsung hero of civilization. His strength in face of the most harrowing adversity is the sun from which life draws progress.
>>27347946
No sorry pedo kun
>>27362655
I don't think you belong on this board at all
>>27362655
>Gays have such a low threshold for romantic and interpersonal fulfillment, all they need is someone to bugger. As a straight man you can never really feel complete in this way unless you create and raise new healthy life with the woman you love. It is a heavy burden, one you'll never truly appreciate because you're too obsessed with going clubbing and AIDS.
You're either baiting or completely retarded. I honestly can't tell at this point.
>>27362535
Okay dokey. Thanks.
>>27362564
Because there's no reason to become invested. You could "date" a male roastie if you want. It'll just end with you finding him splayed out on the floor, taking 3 dicks from his grindr buddies. Later he'll act indignant and your justifiable anger.
"Oh my gooood, you thought this was, like, a two person thing?? That's so repressive! We need to open our minds to new experiences...like you're so weird"
>>27362788
That's just not true! Some of us want a partner. We're not all like those pride parade faggots.
>have a qt3.14 bf
>don't like sex due to certain past """traumas"""
>fear I'm pushing him away by being a prude bitch
I trust him and like being with him, and I know I just need to just get over my old shit and move on, but goddamn I just don't really like sex at all anymore.
>>27362820
Yeah, sure you do buddy. You know it's still not monogamous if you just go the gay clubs once a month, right?
Which is why it's so funny to me that gays campaigned for Marriage rights. 10% of gays get married, and 90% of those gays exist in open relationships.
>>27362906
I don't go to gay clubs faggot. I avoid those places and grindr/craigslist and such like the plague. They're aids ridden filth.
>>27362906
Lots of gays dont go to those though.
>>27362732
>>27362733
Huh?
original commentero golow
>>27363004
You're only viewing gay people as some /pol/ meme which isn't true, especially not for robots.
Meanwhile you're trying to tell gay people to settle for a guy in his 50's that won't even love them, while straight fags never have to settle and hold out for that qt that will have a perfect family with them. Like I said, you're either baiting or retarded. Either way, I'm done replying.
>>27363108
Gays are not capable of love because they are not straight.
>>27363148
>gays arent capable of love they arent straight
Lolwut.
>>27353712
You still here fellow aus-anon? You can be a qt for me
>>27363148
This is getting good
lanigiro
>>27362788
It's not quite like that for me
It's more like I don't understand the point of forming bonds with people in a more logical sense and it overrides my need for love and affection
I get off on isolation, to some degree
Also people are full of so much shit that you can get wrapped up in, every time it's like walking right into a spider's web. Can't take those chances, too tired. I don't want anyone to get wrapped up in my web either. Not about to go the casual sex route because it physically grosses me out and is not fulfilling, makes me feel undignified. And even that can end up being its own can of worms.
All relationships end, anyway. Hardly ever on a good note, usually with longing and regret.
>>27363148
There's no anime girl smug enough for this post.
>>27363183
>>27363207
men cannot be loved, only men can love
corollary:
women cannot love men
gays cannot love
>>27363148
>heteros are capable of love
unrelated question. Do you have any reccomendations on underwear or socks.
>>27363555
Shimapans and striped thigh highs. Anything else is shit tier or slutty.
>>27363555
Comfortable ones
Also nice trips
>tfw no qt bf to go to Trump rallies with
I wish I could crush communism with the power of boipucci
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nw405j2hOQ
>>27362237
I like /v/'s gay threads. I can talk about my husbando there, while on /r9k/ it's pretty 3DPD heaby
>>27349689
>>27351598
>>27361917
k, anyone interested in a general r9k fag Discord server then?
>>27364945
I personally don't talk off chan.
>>27364945
I would be if we banned normalfags. I don't want to deal with the normalfags that have bfs or have casual sex every weekend.
>>27364974
There's a lot that I like about talking to people on 4chan, but forming ongoing connections with individuals with a known identity is a different and important form of social connection I think.Shouting blindly into the void at one another is inherently impersonal, and when I leave this site I have nothing to show for it and am just as lonely.
>>27365008
this becomes tricky because everyone has a different standard for what a normalfag is and will certainly lead to inevitable hostility and shitfighting. And what if someone was a robot for a while then got a bf or started trying out casual sex etc. Honestly to me as long as someone genuinely comes to this board seeking a sense of comfort/belonging/camaraderie due to being socially awkward/mentally ill/NEET/otherwise feeling perpetually unable to fit in in normie social environments then they're fine with me.
>>27365505
>everyone has a different standard for what a normalfag is
Almost everyone can agree that to be a robot you need to be a kv, have some form of mental illness and not be socially successful.
>>27365590
I'd say plenty of the gay dudes I'd give a pass for being robots wouldn't be KVs simply because it's so much easier to find a guy who's willing to fuck you than it is to find a girl who's willing to fuck you. Plenty of the straight KVs on /r9k/ could easily lose their v-cards if they were happy to fuck dudes so to hold fags to the same standard is false equivalence.
bump
this is oc btw
>>27365817
>Plenty of the straight KVs on /r9k/ could easily lose their v-cards if they were happy to fuck dudes so to hold fags to the same standard is false equivalence.
Those people weren't robots to begin with. They were just normalfags with high standards that could get someone at any time.
>>27366070
Lol, I don't consider not wanting to fuck a person of the gender that doesn't correspond to your sexuality as high standards. And I guarantee you the majority of straight male robots fit that description.
I just someone to cuddle and love. I'm so lonely I'm starting to go crazy.
>tfw pic related will never be my bf
>>27366098
I wasn't talking about them being gay. The people you're talking about that would do fine as gays can do fine as straights too, but they only want that qt nerd girl instead of lowering their standards at all.
>>27366113
iktf pal
>>27366126
>The people you're talking about that would do fine as gays can do fine as straights too
Not at all. A girl has never even glanced my way and I could have multiple guys wanting to fuck me within the hour.
>>27366169
You're lying one way or the other. Either you're only looking for girls out of your league or multiple guys wouldn't fuck you within the hour.
>>27366195
>>27366126
>>27366070
Are you retarded? Do you really believe it's equally difficult to have sex with guys (who are notorious for their horniness) and girls? Women desire sex less than men. Any survey on the subject will confirm this for you.
Drunk at the moment and I fucked up just now. Watched Eternal Sunshine, texted my ex that I broke up with two months ago. He went on a trip and lied and cheated, got home, lied about cheating to my face. Then I called him in it, he admitted, said he wanted to work on us, fix things, but then never contacted me again.
I'm fuckiang devastated and can't move on. Two months later, then a friend says "oh BTW your ex been on grindr for months" like great, I get on incognito to check, he's fuckin sending nudes and I'm not even close to over him, despite him being the one fucking up our relationship.
And then im the one texting him. Pathetic. Fuck me, fuck life, fuck everything. I wish life was just a little bit fair, just a little. But it's not. Won't ever be. Life is suffering. Then you die.
>>27366207
Women are whores as well. They're harder to fuck, but if you can have sex with guys easily then you can with women too unless you're standard for women is ridiculously skewed.
>>27366195
I'm not lying anon. It's a completely different ball game.
>go on tindr and at best get a few matches which will end up going nowhere
>go on grindr and get 30+ messages in an hour without doing anything
>>27366219
I know it's hard anon, but you need to move on. Go out and spend some time with new people. Find yourself someone new. I know this is all easier said than done, but take it one day at a time. Put yourself out there again. Take your mind off him and eventually he'll be a thing of the past.
>>27366241
If you're talking about being the one getting fucked then that's a completely different ball game. I bet it's a bunch of 50 year old guys wanting to fuck you which is hardly a good comparison to you fucking women.
>>27366248
But anon I legit like don't want to. No libido/ desire to find a new relationship. it's fucked. I really wish I was like my ex and had no soul and could go person to person bangin and being happy like no big deal. God I probably shouldn't have texted huh. Fuck. I hate the injustice of it all. I wish I was anyone but me. Not even meming, death sounds great RN.
>>27366219
That's your fault for getting into a homosexual relationship. You didn't realize at an early age how unstable they are inherently.
Could have just gotten used to loneliness like the rest of us
>>27366280
FUCK I THOUGHT I COULD BE HAPPY THO. it seemed like the right thing. But it was all lies. Is happiness worth it for a while if it's all lies, and you aren't aware at the time? Pls kill me robots. Sorry if I'm too drunk and not making sense.
>>27366219
Just have to move on anon.
You should try my technique of always staying emotionally distant and uncaring. Then they can't hurt you.
Just have to practice faking it so they don't notice.
>>27366236
http://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/health-family/sex-survey/the-sex-survey-women-want-quality-men-want-quantity-1.2266869
12,000 respondents on this survey. Men enjoy sex more than women. Men say they have higher sex drives.
http://www.webmd.com/sex/features/sex-drive-how-do-men-women-compare
Men think about sex more, they seek out sex more.
Yeah, some women are whores. Great. That means absolutely nothing. You don't know what you're talking about. It's far easier for a guy to have sex with another guy than a girl.
>>27366318
Faking it really is good advice f a m. Guess I already texted tho so I fucking blew that. Guess for in the future.
How risky is it to ask old business to pay to fuck you on grindr?
>>27366278
What you're feeling is completely normal. You were stabbed in the back. You don't have to begin a relationship, but try to go out and meet some new people. Romantic or platonic, go meet some people who will help you take your mind off that cheating fuck.
>>27366437
Thanks anon. Stupid as it sounds, it means a lot to know someone out there is aware of this shit and supporting me. Life feels lonely and hopeless as fuck, but you help. Imma pass out now
>>27366278
>I really wish I was like my ex and had no soul and could go person to person bangin and being happy like no big deal
it's nice
>>27366126
I'm talking specifically about being able to get laid, not about landing a bf/gf that fits one's ideals. Losing one's virginity is placed on such a high pedestal on /r9k/ because the majority of dudes here are straight and women stereotypically have quite specific high standards for the guys they're willing to fuck even as a sloppy drunken one-nighter, i.e. successful Chads, and those traits for the most part correspond with what they look for in a boyfriend too.
Meanwhile, men stereotypically have much, much looser standards when it comes to casual sex because when you're horny as fuck and just looking to get off the hole/cock is the most important part of the equation; who it's attached to is secondary.
Thus, it's not at all the same level of accomplishment to get laid as a gay dude as it is to get laid as a straight dude; you can be pretty fuckin ugly, socially retarded, manlet, overweight, a nerd, various other undesirable traits robots identify with, and find a dude who's willing to settle for you as a cumdumpster with relative ease. Being able to find a dude who's content to use you as a glorified sex toy doesn't mean you're life's fuckin' fantastic and you've got it easy. Gays still have just as high standards as girls do when it comes to "boyfriend material" and you're gonna be a fucked up, lonely, socially retarded NEET all the same, just with a sorer asshole.
And no, hollow, rushed, impersonal casual sex is not at all the fulfilling experience straight virgins hype it up to be, so don't anyone start with the "doesn't matter, getting laid is getting laid and that's magical and validating and it can happen to you with the gender you find attractive but not to me so fuck you you're wrong" bullshit.
>>27366458
Sending good vibes your way. We're all in this shitfest together. Sleep tight, anon. Tomorrow's a new day with new opportunities. I know you'll make the best of them.
>>27366477
Sure, maybe there are dudes here who couldn't even have a cheap fuck thrown into em by some horny floozy on Grindr if they tried but I guarantee they're a slim minority.
>>27366305
>Is happiness worth it for a while if it's all lies, and you aren't aware at the time?
Nope, Because you are going to suffer for the rest of your life( or until your oneitis fades) The misery will add up to be a net loss of happiness in your life.
Sorry, familiamamama.
>>27366331
If you have guys wanting to let you fuck them (not them fucking you), you can find girls that will do the same. Maybe it's not as easy or quick, but you can still do it.
>>27366477
Men have standards in regards to what they want to fuck. The majority of them want to fuck the cute twinks. The twinks are in demand and they know it so they'll choose the best guys. The regular guys then have to settle with fucking something less than optimal to them. It's easier for guys to BE fucked, but that's not comparable to fucking women. You have to have good qualities for people to want to let you fuck them, because there are tons of other tops they could choose to fuck them easily. If you have those qualities then you're not a robot and could fuck females as well albeit with some more work.
>qt r9k bf that moved 4 states away without telling me now has stopped answering my emails
It's fucking pointless, isn't it?
>>27366677
Yes, online relationships are pointless.
tfw no qt r9k trap bf to watch anime with
why live
>>27366735
>tfw no regular bf to play vidya with
>tfw no average bf to fall in love with
>>27366793
i am average and vidya and love holy shit PICK ME
>>27366828
I would, but I'm way too mentally ill and or shy to ever go through with it.
who /ausfagfag/ here?
>>27366987
Me. There's probably a bunch of ausfags on atm, it's around our time.
I've always considered just being gay and have fantasies of it. But the thought of actually fucking a dudes ass or getting fucked disgusts me. I might just be bi I guess?
>>27367089
Imagined being gay != gay. If dudes disgust you you're probably straight.
>>27366367
Anyone?
I'm considering it, but I can't find any guides.
Should I do craiglist or grindr?
>>27367158
Fuck off normalfag. Go be a prostitute on /soc/
>Had a great bf and everything felt so natural
>I take estrogen because wow this made me a bit cuter, why would I ever stop. Strangers think I'm 16-17 when I'm 24.
>It drove him away "Why didn't you tell me sooner, etc"
I hate me. Or maybe he didn't like the small a-cup, who knows. Glad I got to experience what cuddles were like at least
>>27367337
>letting old men fuck me for money
>normalfag
>>27353129
>men
>less likely to cheat
lmaooooooooooo bruh "gay relationship" is an oxymoron, it's not if you're gonna be cheated on it's when.
>>27346748
>found qt nerd bf through 4+4chan cute boys dating map
>been dating for 2 years almost
>just got back from a late night at his house playing melle watching videos and getting high.
>see this thread and realize how much my life has improved since I found a bf
Gay college student with no job is best life.
Why does robot think I am spam?
>>27367682
>tfw two markers on cb map near me
>one links to ded email
>one is not interested in me
i keep hearing about the map working for people, but i swear there must be dozens with nothing to show for every success story
>>27367435
>being able to be paid for sex
>not a normalfag
>>27367722
How much should I charge?
>tfw this is all manic episode and I'm going to come down eventually
>>27367759
More than you're worth so they beat the shit out of you and take their money back.
>>27367717
Just go hang out at a public toilet. You disgusting faggots can't control your filthy lusts, it can't be hard to find a bf.
>tfw no cute NICE bf to cuddle with in O R E G O N
>>27355315
I want this so badly.
Its tough because even though I do have a submissive side, I'm honestly not attracted to masculine/normal guys, and feminine guys usually are total size queen bottoms.
>>27367796
Don't be so bitter anon.
I'll be your bf if you can afford me :^)
>>27367802
Don't be a silly billy anon, hanging out at a public toilet doesn't get you a bf, it gets you a policeman asking you if you can answer a few quick questions about reports of "some weird guy lurking in the toilets".
Also
>literally every gay guy is attractive to literally every other gay guy
Please stop this meme, especially when the post you're replying to mentions being rejected.
>>27367855
Don't flatter yourself. No one wants a slut bf.
>>27346748
>gays think they can be bots
kek
Must be impossible finding a horny guy who wants to stick his dick in a warm hole eh comrades.
>>27367886
It's not slutty if it's for money.
>>27367909
Then why don't you go fuck a roastie ? They're waiting for you to fuck them.
>>27367909
i am deeply in love with my friend but i don't know how to express it because i'm a fucking robot, yes
i don't want anyone but him, of course he's not interested
>>27367909
If you consider 50+ year old fat guys to be options then you have to consider fucking fat 50 year old single mothers to be options for straight robots.
Some sweaty jogger guy ran into me last night. For a split second I felt his hot breath on my lips, put my hands on his chest and he grabbed me by the small of my back. It was the closest thing to intimacy I felt in years. Can't stop thinking about it.
>tfw no bf feels
Are reaching a critical level.
>>27367025
true.
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>>27368051
Well, it looks pretty serious. Jerking off ain't doing it anymore ?
>>27368104
nope
A C T
C
T
>tfw nobody is ever from canberra
>>27368184
I'd make fun of you for living somewhere boring but I hardly leave the house so
>>27368113
My libido is pretty low, so it's not that. I just really want to experience closeness again. Holding someone, being held, listening to them breathe, touching their face with your face. Nothing feels quite as peaceful and comforting.
>>27367909
It's the equivalent of hookers, but robots don't have this whole meme "men can't be robots", since all of you want to be with Stacy too. Or at least a 7/10. Same with "gaybots"
>>27368267
Pls no bully Canberra, it'd be a nice place if I had someone to share it with.
>tfw gay
>tfw not interested in anal (numerous reasons)
>tfw bad at giving blowjobs
help
whats left for me?
>>27368508
Yeah, I used to live up the coast from Sydney a ways and felt the same about the area. Quiet, sparse, picturesque... I was a 5 minute stroll from a beach where were it not for the oil tankers on the horizon you could've imagined you were the only person in the world. It was incredibly pleasant... Except for the loneliness. Of course, now I'm in Sydney and just as lonely but hey at least I can walk to Coles right?
>>27368548
>whats left for me?
Getting cucked.
>>27368548
Nothing, you're literally worthless for sex
I guess you could try befriending some asexuals?
>>27368548
get better at giving blowjobs or become a top, dum dum
>>27368560
I'm actually in kiiind of a similar situation to your previous one, because I don't actually live in the ACT, I live near it in rural NSW. I can still pretty easily drive into Canberra though.
What made you move from the coast anyway? It sounds like a neat place.
My family moved here and I had no choice but to come along for the ride... Funny, I'd spent my entire youth up the coast wishing I lived in Sydney, but when it finally became a reality, I discovered that I by and large preferred the way of life up the coast. Grass is always greener thing, I suppose. I've since become quite fond of the conveniences of city living, but I'll always miss the feeling of having space to breathe.
>>27368927
>>27368725
forgot to quote
oc
you fucking autists who say we can't be robots GET FUCKED
>leave the house for the first time in a month
>see a cute guy
>realise I could never have that or be that
>filled with the most intense self-loathing and bitterness the rest of the day
straightfags OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I have serious question for you gaybots. What's your opinion on this whole pride parade thing and flameboyantism?
>>27369018
I just ignore it like I ignore most things.
I don't particularly dislike or like them.
How can I become gay? If I just look at dicks all the time and think about how gross women are will it work
>>27369018
>pride parade thing
Does a better job of making me not want to be gay than any amount of 'homophobes'
>flameboyantism
If you mean being slightly effeminate, then whatever to be honest. If you mean deliberately putting on a full blown flaming homo act then I find it pretty gross.
>>27369018
I was embarrassed by them until I was the target of an unprovoked homophobic attack irl, now I recognize their value
>>27369018
>pride parade
I dislike it. It's a parade celebrating your sexual proclivities... absolutely depraved.
>flameboyantism
unnecessary and usually heavily affected. I've never met another gay guy who wasn't a tad bit flaming though. But then again the non-faggy ones are probably still in the closet.
>>27369032
But do you think it was easier for gaybots 15 years ago without any massive negative outlook?
>>27369059
That would freak me out, what happened?
>>27369048
>>27369060
/polgbt/ fuck off you self-hating dipshits, they will never let you have their aryan cock no matter how much you uncle Tom
>>27369061
I think it was definitely harder 15 years ago for multiple reasons including
>less societal acceptance
>little to none of the easy internet socializing and dating stuff
It's changed pretty fast and maybe it's easy to forget how it was.
>>27369077
>implying i'm self-hating
No friendo, I like guys and dislike both attention whores and the modern left. Pride parades are just the merging of the things I don't like inserting itself into the things I like.
>>27369077
>durhurr any gay with decency is obviously a pathological /pol/ack with a nazi fetish
>>27369018
I think pride parades are stupid, embarrassing, and probably harm fags in countries where they are still fighting for the right to not be beaten to death in the streets. On a more personal level, they remind me of how degenerate other fags are and make me even more afraid to try to get out there and meet people. Still, I don't think that they should be banned or anything. Everyone should have the right of peaceful assembly. I just find them distasteful.
>>27369073
it wasn't too bad, only verbal, not physical. shouted "faggot", "poofter" at me, things like that. it was night and they were groups while I was alone, so the threat of physical violence was there.
>>27369118
>and probably harm fags in countries where they are still fighting for the right to not be beaten to death in the streets
How would they do that?
>>27369138
Because the majority of those countries see western parades and associate all gays with that most visible element.
>>27369138
>How would they do that?
the image they give off is the one that most homophobes have in mind when they think of detestable gays. Deviant, flamboyant, just generally faggot.
>>27369151
So basically the only way to be gay safely is to act like a straight person?
Sounds shit
>>27346748
Ech, its ok. Skipped gym today, got a hell of a storm outside. Gonna stay inside, play ASSFAGGOTS and all that.
>>27369122
How did that make you realize the value of bunch of degenerates cross dressing, doing lewd shit, parading their weird fetishes, and intentionally trying to provoke christians or really just about anyone with a moral compass?
>>27369138
Because they project the image of absolute wanton, malicious degeneracy, which uneducated people project on all faggots. The sight of a half naked, make-up wearing ten year old boy twerking in the streets while a bunch of old, half naked men in leather cheer him on a touch him isn't going to provoke much sympathy.
>>27346748
still in the closet.
I'm never coming out
>>27369179
>to act like a straight person
You mean normal? Oh god forbid you don't use your sexuality as a special snowflake card.
>HAI GUYTH LOOK HOW DIFFERENT I AM
vapid faggot
>>27369150
>>27369151
>>27369188
You really think Africans and Mudslimes wouldn't be persecuting gays if we didn't have pride parades?
That's silly they hated gays before pride parades were around.
If anything is making it worse it's those christian groups sending money to promote anti-gay legislation and death penalty in uganda and shit.
>>27369222
I'm not saying that they wouldn't hate us still, but that doesn't make them any less harmful as they make wonderful propaganda fuel.
>>27369211
We've widened the definition of normal to include gay, deal with it, sister
>>27369222
>You really think Africans and Mudslimes wouldn't be persecuting gays if we didn't have pride parades?
Honestly no, but the existence of them only serves as reinforcement for their own people, for something they can point at and say "look at what those degenerate westerners do". I'm sure it only adds fuel to the fire of jihadist terrorists whose belief in victory is only bolstered when they see how feminized the west has become.
>>27369211
Normal is arbitrary. A lot of the behavioural traits shared by gay men definitely have a developmental origin, or are at least based in a developmental propensity to favour adopting more effeminate behaviours over masculine ones. I doubt many gay men go out of their way to display cliched, obnoxious, affected mannerisms.
Source: self-flagellated my whole life over certain stereotypical "gay" mannerisms, tried and failed to adopt typical masculine traits in their place.
>>27369236
>>27369247
Regardless of pride parades existing they would find or manufacture propaganda to use.
Have we forgotten the "They eat dah poopoo!" video?
They'll just find some hardcore gay porn and use that to convince them of the western degeneracy.
I have a hard time believing pride parades are having much impact if any on treatment of gays in these shitty countries.
>I'm sure it only adds fuel to the fire of jihadist terrorists whose belief in victory is only bolstered when they see how feminized the west has become.
So we should control our culture in case the jihadis dislike it? Jihadi mudslime gonna jihad no matter what we do.
>>27369247
As a salvshit faggot, I assure you that western gay pride parades are played on the news every time gay rights are mentioned as a way of steering that conversation. So yeah, they are harmful.
>>27369279
A crowd of hundreds of people on the streets is far more compelling though.
where to cop older mature sensible caring dominant protective nurturing hairy bf
>>27368288
When it happens I usually hug my Goku plush... It's not much but well, Goku's never betrayed me so it feels good.
>>27368548
Platonic relationships
>Bf turned completely robotic since he got a job
This is the worst
He used to reply to me with emotes like :3 all the time but now hes not even excited for spring break
I hope he gets some time off from work so we can hang out at the least
We're both 18 in high school and live apart, his parents are homophobes and I just don't want mine to know because they'll tease the shit out of me
We barely get time alone and its super depressing, been dating for 4 years though
Bumparoni famalamadingdong
How do I ask my friend to fuck me and cum inside my butt?
>>27369845
holy shit i want to fucking kill you
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27370176
Y-you too anonI'm bloc sure bloc this bloc comment bloc is block original bloc
>TFW closeted
>TFW will be closeted untill I get an actual bf
>TFW will be closeted forever
>TFW every other online 'gay' thinks I'm weird because I hate trannies and femboys with a passion
>TFW act cynical and dominant but really isn't.
Posting husbando as instructed to.
this was such a better gay thread than anything on gbl-t.
>>27370274
>TFW every other online 'gay' thinks I'm weird because I hate trannies and femboys with a passion
Might be a stupid question, but why do you need to hate them ? Can't you just close your eyes ?
>>27366476
I don't know, it would certainly make life easier, but that doesn't make it worth it. I'm self aware, so I'm glad I'm not that sort of person
>>27370329
>was
thing's still breathing, let's ride this bitch to the grave farn
>tfw I somehow had an extremely active sex life back when I was a qt shota
>tfw I threw it all away in my late teenage years cause I was scared of being gay
>tfw spent years trying to convince myself I was straight, and that my continuing attraction towards guys was just baggage from having been "molested"
>tfw I dated several girls, but could never make myself feel anything for them romantically, and couldn't get my dick up for them in the bedroom
>tfw I've finally given up and accepted my faggotry, but now I'm no longer cute
>tfw I've learned so many bad habits from chasing women that I have no idea how to pursue with guys
>tfw how the fuck was it so easy for me to get laid when I was a dumb kid who barely even knew what sex was, but now I can't even find any other gay/bi/closted dudes
>>27370458
I don't obsess over them, in fact I ignore them when possible, but I still run into them.
I'm straight, but was I hit on?
>Depressed
>Walking to store to get something
>Car comes roaring at me
>Don't really move, it goes around
>Another car parks
>Some older dude wearing lots of leather stuff with a funny looking hat comes bouncing over
>"Holy shit man, that lady was going to hit you!"
>If she does it I hope she makes it quick
>Owtheedge
>Dude laughs a little and starts walking next to me
>Asks me what I'm going to the store for
>then he puts his arm around my shoulder
>"Hey man, have you had lunch yet?"
>Awww shit
>Tell him yes, I have
>"Oh, that's cool. Have a good day man!"
>Pats me on the back a few times before departing to go to another store or something.
Okay so this guy was either a good person reacting to my edgy bullshit, or he was trying to ask me to lunch. Which was it?desu it would be nice if he was hitting on me, because then at least someone would find me attractive
>>27370494
We should make one on a regular basis. Not everyday cause it'd grow old quick and we'd get even more hate from homophobe robots, but once a week might be just right.
>>27370501
As I said above, your orientation is only a secondary aspect of who you are. You are "a gay dude", not "a gay". Just live your life, being gay just means that you love guys it doesn't have to interact with the rest of your personality.
I can't give you any tips about finding bfs except maybe going to a gay bar or something like that
>>27370530
As long as they aren't assholes it should be fine, don't have to be afraid of them. They don't all browse tumblr
>>27370577
I'm not afraid of femboys or trannies. But everyone I've talked to so far has been obnoxious and manipulative.
>>27370562
You got hit on senpai
>>27360814
Yeah mate, I know that feel.
Used to be majorly homophobic, then as I grew up and grew a brain started to be less homophobic, accepting of gays, and then suddenly realised a few of the feminine guys out there fill my tastes in women as well.
Here I am stuck as Bi now, feels strange.
>>27370618
>You got hit on senpai
f-feels good man
>>27370645
Nice mental gymnastics, faggot.
>>27370618
Well, all I meant is "Don't miss on a potentially good and sane relationship just because they have disphoria".
>>27370562
>>27370657
I don't think we can tell. Even if he was gay, you were about to get killed. Anyone with a bit of compassion would have done it. Patting your back and all those "touchy" stuffs are a way to give human warmth.
So well, believe whatever version you want, but I don't really see how you could be sure of anything.
It may have been both too. At the very least tell yourself that someone actually cared about you.
>>27370705
>It may have been both too. At the very least tell yourself that someone actually cared about you.
That's also true. I'm really this pathetic, but I'll take what I can get.
>>27361934
>infertile women can't have kids
>gays can't have kids
Have you not learnt about adoption yet? I am bi, and a woman who can have kids is not even semi-high on my list of standards, stop lying to yourself that finding straight partners (vast majority of the world) is harder than gay ones.
Having played both fields, I side with the fags, you are so wrong it's scary.
>>27370705
>Well, all I meant is "Don't miss on a potentially good and sane relationship just because they have disphoria".
I don't discard people because they have dysphoria, I discard people they act like they do, which is so fucking unattractive I'd rather date an actual female.
>>27370726
Keep on going, one day after another. It will get better on day, you may just as well find a girlfriend. I'm rooting for you.
>>27370747
It's all good then, your first post was kind of misleading, my bad.
>>27370770
>I'm rooting for you.
T-Thanks man, you too. I'm rooting for your qt bf
>>27362655
All your baits are belong to us.
>>27370501
>tfw I somehow had an extremely active sex life back when I was a qt shota
Details? I always hear guys talk about "experimenting" with one or multiple other boys during early puberty and shit, and it always blows my fucking mind. Like how the fuck does that get started. Wouldn't it be awkward as fuck? Did you even realize you were into guys, at that point?
What would you even DO with a bf if you had one?
>>27371172
You have no idea, do you?
>>27371183
Of course you don't. There is no way you could.
>>27371215
You're pathetic. You should just give up now.
>>27371172
Cuddle.
ALOT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjiyjYCwNyY
SENPAI
A
M
If you can't relate to this then u aint gay nigguh
>>27371037
Oh yeah, it was super fucking awkward. But I was horny, dumb, and hormonal, so I did it anyway.
And no, I didn't really understand that I was gay at that point. All I knew bout being "gay" is that it was a bad thing that involved acting like a girl (i.e. flamers, drag queens, etc). Slowly realizing that this fun sexual shit I'd been doing for a couple years was, in fact, fucking gay as hell is what scared me out of doing it.
I mostly fooled around with a pair of brothers who lived down the street, they were the ones who first introduced me to porn, masturbation, etc. We mostly jerked each other off and traded awkward blowjobs, we didn't really see it as "sex", it was... I dunno, an extension of masturbation? Helping each other out?
Then I started fooling around with one of my older brother's friends who was always over at the house. I still cringe when I think about how I initially tried to "seduce" him, it was so fucking awkward and dumb. But he was game, and started "letting" me suck his cock. That went on for a while before he started fucking me too, which I didn't like at first (he didn't take it easy on me). But once I got used to it I ended up enjoying it, for the most part. But that also freaked me out, since there was no amount of mental gymnastics that could get me around the fact that letting a guy fuck my butt was 100% real gay sex. So I eventually cut things off with him, and even briefly convinced myself that he'd "forced" me into the whole thing.
>>27371172
To be honest, I don't even know. I think I'd just like a warm, breathing dakimakura who would murmur emotional reassurance from time to time. Relationships and people sounds scary as fuck and I really don't have anything to offer.
>>27361973
It's confusing though. I'm mostly straight so I try to avoid any gay thoughts I get. I don't hate myself for it but I wish I could pick a side
>>27371172
Watch anime and sleep on top of him.
>>27371955
>tfw no bf to spoon with
>tfw I used to chat with a guy I met on /r9k/
>tfw we decided that the distance would make it impossible
>tfw I found his mental issues oddly cute
>>27370692
What gymnastics?
Started off very closed to the idea, accepted it, then learnt to accept myself? the benefits of education?
>bi with a strong preference towards women
>never had any experience with guys or even a male crush
>just jerk off to gay porn once every blue moon
>never thought it would affect my life in any way
>befriended a gay dude in college
>cute as fuck, twinkish, sheltered to the point where it can be safely called abusive
>shy, but also kind of ballsy, constantly pushes though his embarrassment and fear
>feel a mix of protectiveness and admiration towards him
>basically I want to tear his bp up more than I wanted anything else in my life
>can tell that he's into me too
>not comfortable with coming out as bi
>worried that I'll lose my boner once the novelty wears off and hurt his feelings even if I do come out
>really don't want to hurt him
>also scared that I'll miss out something amazing if I don't just go for it
And /r9k/ says that normies don't have problems too.
>>27356857
If only you had said "maybe we should go there sometime, what's your number? or are you hungry now?", you could have been slurping his dick like a ramen noodle within a week
Homosexual relationships seem so much purer than hetero ones somehow
>>27373119
That's why stories about war are so inspiring. True friendship + they are capable of sacrificing themselves for friends.
>>27372740
I can't deal with the uncertainty tho
I have to really know someone before I get into situations like that
Spontaneity isn't my thing
>>27372629
>mfw your qt sounds like exactly who I want to be
Gopher it you fucking nut
>worried that I'll lose my boner once the novelty wears off and hurt his feelings even if I do come out
Yeah but that's -if- it does wear off. You don't know that it will.
>>27373250
It will wear off. It's called the coolidge effect
It's probably why male/male relationships seem to fail. They built their life on fucking, and fucking can only last so long.
>tfw I'm the only openly gay dude in my shithole of a small rural town
>tfw tons of closeted/bicurious rednecks all willing to "experiment" with me, but no actual gay guys looking for a real relationship
>tfw my only options are celibacy, or putting up with guilty insecure hicks who act like they're doing me a big favor just by dumping their loads in me
>>27346856
he is pretty qt, no homo
>>27373281
He seems to be attracted to his personality, at least
And personality is at least a little less transient than basic lust
But you're right, if after the dust settles, whatever else he's attracted to isn't enough to keep him around, well. I guess he won't be sticking around.
Does the qt only inspire anon's dick or does he inspire his mind and heart as well?
>They built their life on fucking, and fucking can only last so long
Get your generalizations outta here (but you might have a point with regards to that anon in particular, I don't really know)
In any case he won't know until he tries.
>>27373250
He's great. But like I said, I'm not normally that into guys and I never had any experience with them. I might not like it all that much.
I suppose that the best course of action is to be open with him and explain my wants and fears. He's smart, he'll figure out if he feels it's worth giving it a shot or not. I'm not worried about him outing me or anything like that, he's a good friend, but I'm still scared shitless by the idea of telling him.
>>27373442
>Get your generalizations outta here
I'll keep my generalizations right where I want them. In fact, I'm quite attached to my generalizations and would never abandon them
>>27373853
I refuse to be a victim of them nonetheless
Open your mind~~~!!!!!
>>27373977
I'm going to keep my brain closed and happy, thank you. Possibly being wrong is for total squares
>>27374036
Well, since I'm taking the open-minded stance here, I guess it'd be hypocritical for me to talk you out of it.
Damn.
Everything winds up being so paradoxical in the end.
>>27374074
>>27374036
>>27373977
>>27373853
You guys are massive faggots
>>27374506
Why do you say that?
For what reason originality
>>27375212
You two type like them.
>>27375269
>Enter a Gay Thread
>Claim posters are faggots
Good job m8
>>27375269
>I don't like the way you talk lol
Well that sucks
Maybeyou should open your mind too
>>27375306
>open your mind too
Nah mang open minds are for people who don't know what to expect
>>27375385
But having an open mind also helps you explore new ways to form expectations, and verify whether or not your previous expectations really ever held up in the first place
>>27375490
Sounds mostly dissapointing to me.
>>27375540
That's because your mind isn't open enoughMaybe
>>27375554
>Maybe
Obviously not.
>>27375649
How would you know if it's obvious if your mind isn't entirely open?
Unless you've been open minded before and then chose the mindset you have now
>>27375737
I'm Swedish, of course I've been open minded before.
>>27369018
They're fucking cancer. They do nothing but contribute to the gay stereotype and make normal people dislike gay people. I hate them passionately.
>>27369179
Just don't be annoying. It's the over-the-top mannerisms and speech that inspire homophobia, not the sexuality itself.
I like most gay people, but why do the few need to broadcast it and be obscene in public.
>>27377162
Specifically to offend you and get under your skin, of course
You're being trolled hee hee
>>27377162
Single mothers? Neglectful fathers? + narcissism
Where's my cute br robot bf?
>tfw wasting your youth
>tfw life will never be like yaoi
>tfw life is passing you by right the fuck now
death, pierce me
You queers just need more test jfc.
Come down to the gay club, get plastered, do some blow and get plowed by a stranger. You won't be a robot anymore if you just take a little leap - I fucking promise you.
>>27378223
>tfw never had a choice
>tfw never got to be that cute shota
>tfw never experienced young love
>tfw will never be loved
>be closeted bifag
>had some underwhelming experiences with girls, haven't hooked up with any guys yet
>my best friend/roommate surprised me by coming out as gay about a year ago
>surprised the hell outta me
>perfect opportunity to experiment though, right?
>only problem is, that by the time I worked up the courage to make a move on him, he already got a boyfriend
>his boyfriend is better than me in every way, basically a gay Chad... hotter, wittier, smarter, taller, more built, not a cowardly closet case
>and worst of all I can't even hate the guy, he's nice to me and has become a pretty good friend
>so now I have to watch these two guys I like being cute and perfect together
>plus listen to them screwing each other's brains out in my roommate's bedroom practically every day, while I eavesdrop and guiltily fap to it
>tfw can't stop having stupid fantasies about joining in and having crazy threesomes with them
wtf is wrong with my brain, why do I do this to myself?
>>27378440
really bad feel, perfect pic to describe it
>>27378440
hahahahaha
>be good looking bifag
>meet up with cute af mexican twink and get along
>start hanging out at his house more
>roommates are two other gay dudes, both at least two leagues belong my boy and clearly both attracted to him
>there was one moment where my boy and I were cuddling on the couch and the roommate was commenting about how my boy was never physically affectionate with people
>my boy's response was basically a very tactful version of "well ya not with you I'm not"
>>27378223
>tfw had a four year teenage relationship
>tfw it was nothing like in my yaois, just constant mindfucking on both ends
Yaoi love is unattainable
Worse part is, going back watching yaois now, they're way too cliched and I can't feel any empathy for any of the characters. I don't even want it anymore. I don't know what I want </3
>>27378264
That's fucking boring
I'll admit I went through a little phase like that
I felt retarded the entire time
>>27378569
I'll also add that the roommates seem to genuinely like me as well. We talk about film and politics while I'm cuddling my guy. So they can't even feel like they can hate me.
I think it'd be really funny to fuck in front of them just to show them what they're not getting.
>>27378440
Listen to calming ambient music while they fuck
Mate with the beautiful void, not your fleshy friend
Th-that's what I do to cope;-;
>>27378644
Robotic as shit
