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>White people still exist
It's not fair.
>>27405535
>nigger tears
>>27405535
I'm never going to die. White people will exist until the heat death of the universe, even If I have children with an asian or an android.
Remember that our seed is stronger than the inferior white boi, and "their" women love us :-)
>tfw someone iout there making money off of our poop
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>27405438
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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shit in the loo, pays the joo
>>27405438
sewage treatment isn't profitable dude
Is being alpha the ideal shape we must be aspired to be ? Can someone be passive and beta and still considered AS good ? Because this is something we're born with, when you're beta, you're beta forever. I'm beta, passive, not dominant, but that's not because i'm shy and/or feel powerless, but because i'm just not interested to be controlling and noticed.
>>27405327
>Can someone be passive and beta and still considered AS good ?
Can someone be everything that an alpha is not but still get the same respect and treatment in society?
What a stupid fucking question.
>>27405372
No i was talking about the degree of value. Like, alpha chads value more than betas, we all know that. But that's not fair and that's not how life was meant to be. The natural shape we have, whatever it is, should be equally valued. Like no one is born bad, no one is born to be shitty forever
>>27405448
>life isn't fair
Welcome to being 13, anon.
>Be male on /r9k/
>Literally offer to pay people to post in your thread
1 reply
>Be female on /r9k/
regularly get 300 replies
These niggas are THIRSTY
T H I R S T Y
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>>27404909
>be me
>shitpost on this thread for free
I didn't post in that thread but I'll post in this thread.
>you'll never see his smile again
>you failed him as a brother
he used to look at me like i was a god riding my dirtbike around and wrestling bitches with no fears. i had so many dreams robots and all of them died. i just wanted one thing to work in life but i wasn't strong enough. other than him, none of the people i've ever loved miss me anymore. the worst part is all the people who left, left because i hurt them more than they ended up hurting me by leaving. just bought some heroin off alphabaemarket finna seppeku the comfy way cause im to pussy to die any other way.
also
>inb4 underage
its an old pic
also pls respond im drunk
i highly suggest not doing it anon, for your brother. even if you feel like you've failed him up to this point, imagine what he's going to feel like and think if you do this. it'll fuck him up big time just saying. think about it
>>27404961
the second im dead i wont b able to feel guilty anon
do it faggot. i bet you don't have the balls, you're too weak to handle something like fuckin suicide. you're too much of a failure to do it right so you're gonna fail at this too. fucking loser
No matter how hard you wipe,
no matter how much you wipe,
it will never go away.
Why do we still not have advanced wiping technology in 2016?
>>27404864
Shave your ass hair.
"You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original." kek
>>27404917
How would I go about doing that without getting poopy hands?
>>27405066
Poop, wipe as well as you can, shower, shave. If you get poopy hands, you get poopy hands. It lasts for a while, though.
Why do women think they can be robots? All they have to do is post "btw I'm a girl" and they have a flock of men tripping over themselves for their attention
Women are physically impossible to see men below 8/10. When they get attention from someone below 8/10 it means nothing to them. It's like you get attention from 500kg hambeast.
>>27404971
>It's like you get attention from 500kg hambeast.
I would love any sort of attention
Might be because you feed them attention like you've just done. And by the way, I'm a girl.
Why do you think you browse 4chan? You know it's bad for you, but you can't help it. What makes this website so addicting?
Please robots, I need to learn so I can escape this shitty place
>>27404743
i honestly want to help people
This is the only place I feel I can call my home.
>tfw you have to listen to Stacies bitch about their insignificant problems
why don't all the ugly girls band together, form a clique and just beat up the Stacies? surely there's more ugly girls than Stacies
why do you have to, anon?
>>27404675
because if I don't, I'll lose all my friends and become completely alone
>tfw too smart to be around normies
>too dumb to be around actual smart people
WHY
Are there any other robots living in this hell?
Too smart for normies/normal jobs yet at the same time I can't even be a scientist or something.
This is true purgatory
>>27404468
It's not like you're the only person with your IQ in the world. There's bound to be others out there who found a suitable environment. Good luck
Robots aren't smart. They are below average iq.
>>27404767
Nice generalization
post what board you're banned from
banned from /jp/ for 'idiot pedophile'
second or third ban from there, I used to troll the babymetal general i created all the time, that general is still up after 2 years
/g/
I started a discussion about technology that wasn't related to thinkpads, anime desktops, or linux.
I've been banned from r9k three times for posting a dog with a human dick in its mouth, and I've been banned from lgbt for posting surgery pictures.
What does a gril putting her body up against yours feel like?
It's been so long I can't remember.
squishy and their hair smells good
>>27404420
>mfw It's probably warm
>mfw you probably feel tingles all over your body like when you're listening to good music
>Mfw she probably smell nice
>mfw I will never EVER feel this
Who is else voting for Trump? We need a president that is going to make anime real
But Anon, anime IS real!
If anime isn't real, what the fuck have I been watching?
>>27404455
Silver > Blue > shit > Brown > shittier shit >>>>>>>> Orange >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shittiest shit >>>>> Purple
VR is almost here anon. I will probably spend my time with my VR waifu than waiting on line to lulvotecuzdemocracyisrealrite.
You truly haven't lived until you've dined at a Cici's Pizza. Their hand-made Alfredo pizza is honestly hands down THE best pizza I've encountered in my entire life, and I consider myself a pizza connoisseur. Don't even get me started on the gooey goodness of their cinnamon rolls and Bavarian dessert pizza. I feel so sorry for anybody that will never experience the adventure of a Cici's All-You-Can-Eat buffet.
>>27404375
You truly haven't been living if you haven't had your asshole licked by Filipino ladyboys.
>>27404375
I went to the one in Melbourne FL a few times when I lived there. Dig it, always tasty pizza and desert pizza.
Nostalgic feels incoming.
>>27404375
Kill yourself. Cici's in 2016 is utter shit -- they were cash as fuck back in 2004 though.
The best pizza as we all know is Little Caesars.
Hey robots
Do you remember?
The hours of time spent doing mindless activities that were not in any way corruptible
I remember spending entire weekends locked in my room like some NEET
my parents become so worried that they threatened to take my pc away
But I still played.
What happened to the game I used to love?
>>27404258
Microsoft happened
>>27404258
If you can google a picture you didn't take yourself, then you can google what happened
>Battlefield 3
>Modern Warfare 2
>Payday 2
>Counter Strike: Source
>Team Fortress 2
>Quake Arena
Why do you hurt me in this way, OP?
