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>tfw no psycho gf
I want to put it in the crazy. Femanons, teach me the signs.
too long; didn't readFUCK OFF ROBOT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27383226
Psycho threatens beta with a torture shack in the woods, then rapes him with no protection.
I've seen pretty much all the usual /r9k/ screencaps that get posted in screencaps thread, but I only saw this one for the first time like last week.
>>27383226
Worth the read. Just imagining it all happening was pretty interesting.
What does sting the most?
>>27383178
Unrequited love.
Do not steal comment.
>>27383254
This pretty much, or just knowing you will never love or be loved.
going an entire week on bedrest and nobody calls or pays you any mind
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>>27383051
do i do it. want a gaming pc
friendly reminder not to do it. there are better and more comfier sales jobs on CL, this aint one of them
is OP trying not to get muted but ended up accidentally looking like an advertiser?
Why haven't you installed Windows 10 you b-baka..
>>27382893
I don't like to be spyed on, I have too much cp 2bh
>>27382893
Because I have on my laptop, and it's shit. Really pushy updates, bloat, adware, the whole nine yards.
I did as soon as I could
It's a pretty comfy looking OS to be honest. People worried about privacy shouldn't be using Windows at all though.
>no quirky fun Zoey deschanel gf
>>27382742
That would have to get tiring really fast. I think I'll just stay single
>>27382742
Holy fuck, she looks like the chick from Bones. I know they're related, but god damn! I never saw the family resemblance until now.
>>27382742
She's an SJW, though OP
suicide music
post it bots
found this beaut yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXTVDUYIZs8
This is my go-to song when feeling suicidal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1rMeYnOmM&ab_channel=GuyVanNimmen
>>27382660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS8xDo-qM8w
This one's a good album desu
http://youtu.be/3Iz6HIzpf-0
>>27382660
Have you picked a date yet, OP? Got anything ready? Will you leave a note?
/test & genes/
Is manly chin 100% dependent on level of testosteron during pubery or genes play role?
If I am chinlet, is it because I had low testosteron during puberty?
>>27382592
>clear signs that she is a thot
>without a doubt still getting the dick
>>27382592
What does posting a chimp have to do with anything?
>>27382592
bump
>Evolutionary theorists know that costs (in this instance, anti-social behavior) can obscure hidden benefits. Women prefer men with faces that are more masculine i.e., more testosterone-inflected than average, at least for sexual relationships. If these are the same men that are so prone to troublemaking, why would they be worth the worry why are women attracted to them at all?
>Some scientists believe that, like a peacock's tail, more masculine faces signal underlying genetic strength. Presumably, these strong men are better able to get what they want food, women, status through aggression. Direct confrontation was historically a winning strategy, triggering coevolution of a psychological makeup that encouraged confrontation. Today we rely on social institutions to resolve conflict, but aggression continues to accompany masculinity.
im sick of life
whens are things going to get better
>>27382539
I bet things will get better for you sooner than you know it. However, shortly after that, it will be much, much worse than ever before. Enjoy!
Life never gets better, you do. If you want anything to improve you need to show your fashionable bootstraps to the manager of any establishment you waltz into, he'll hire you on the spot
It gets better!
Not. It only gets worse.
How do I internalize the need to stand up for myself /r9k/? Whenever I look at my actions over the past few years I'm so meek and pathetic, letting people walk all over me. Like letting my bosses force me to apologize to people when I'd done nothing wrong, letting coworkers say extremely insulting things to me when supervisors were right there and I could have easily gotten them fired, and other shameful things. What steps can I take to stop being a pathetic doormat?
>>27382480
While I may not have an answer for you, I do know that feel anon
>>27383259
I don't deserve a gf. If I can't stand up for myself how can I make a girl feel safe.
>not having anger issues so you're constantly looking for a fight
just think of all the times normies have forsaken you and how you want to smash their skulls in
>tfw autism ruined your life
>>27382433
Yep. Coulda been born anything
Born autistic. Good times
>one chance at life
>born autistic
Select all construction vehicles
>>27382433
Poor anon. Being autistic in this age has to be the biggest fuck you from life ever. In an age where autism is used on the reg by 12 year olds on the internet as insults.
Anyone here had therapy for Avoidant Personality Disorder?
What did your therapist recommend?
I'm /poor/ and can't afford therapy, so I'm going to try to treat this myself.
I also have access to ssri's and benzos if it matters.
why did you self-diagnose yourself
don't do that
>>27382383
Yeah, I understand the problems of self-diagnsis I don't have enough money to get a professional opinion.
I fit the criteria in the DSM-5 pretty much exactly though.
>Avoids occupational activities involving significant interpersonal contact, due to fears of criticism, disapproval, or rejection
>Is unwilling to get involved with people unless certain of acceptance
>Shows restraint within intimate relationships due to fears of shame or ridicule
>Preoccupied with fears of receiving criticism or rejection in social situations
>Inhibited in new interpersonal situations due to feelings of inadequacy
>Considers self as inferior to others, socially inept, or personally unappealing
>Is unusually reluctant to take personal risks or to engage in any new activities because they may prove embarrassing
This pretty much sums up my whole life.
>>27382321
You don't need drugs you just need to be yourself.
She died for our sins.
We'll remember you forever
Good night sweet princess
>>27381971
plz staph I can only make original posts
ornignoginal comment
>>27381971
Were these her last words?
I'M GOING TO BED GOOD NIGHT
>>27381766
ME TOO GOOD NIGHT
sweet dreams little bunny.
>>27381766
Good riddance, faggot.
Saged and quit posting this fucking rabbit
Talk about times you got revenge on normies and bullies in high school.
And by revenge I don't mean morally bankrupt revenge. I mean shit like getting them in trouble or something.
This isn't a real entertaining story but I should start off with a story
>be waiting in hallway after lunch
>Normie kid asks me to hold out my hand
>I do because I was a retard
>He grabs my hand and puppets me to touch a girls butt
>she gives me a weird stare
>couple days later I get called to principals office
>I was a spazzy kid who shoved girls in the hallway freshmen year of high school
>Girls were apparently telling principal about it
>Some girls were saying I touched their butt and boobs when I never did
>wtf.jpg
>tell him those girls were lying and all I did was shove them
>Then tell him that kid grabbed my hand and forced me to touch a girls butt
>The kid gets in trouble
Very boring story
>be 7
>new to school
>don't have any friends
>these older guys start messing with me
>not serious stuff, just silly things, like taking my shoes and calling me retard
>one time two of them were holding me by the hands while their "boss" was laughing behind me
>imad.png>just blindly try to kick the guy behind me
>hit him in the balls
>he falls and start crying
>the other to release me
>take my shoes and walk like a badass
>>27382001
Nice. Sometimes you need to assert your dominance
>>27381494
yeah that story did suck
>think of a witty or otherwise really funny thing to say in a situation
>that situation has long passed and you will never have another opportunity to use it
also this album is so fucking boring
L'espirit de l'escalier.
>>27381207
>also this album is so fucking boring
Of course it is. When someone has no talent or creativity he will endeavor to make everything sound "deep" instead of actually writing catchy, technically skillful melodies.
>>27381207
>also this album is so fucking boring
This album is not supposed to be "interesting", it's supposed to be "atmospheric".
Just listen to Insight and you'll feel this
