How is she not universally considered go be the most beautiful woman on earth?
>>27707628
>>27707628
Because of her gigantic nose
>>27707628
she looks 14
Because it looks like a man from that angle.
>Fat trailer trash comes into the office
>Says he is fat because of the jews
>Says his life sucks because of dindus
>Says he can't get a gf because of feminists
>Says liberals is why he still lives in his moms basement
>Asks me for a red pill
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
nice, I can see that you are stepping your game up
Just got BTFO on /pol/?
>>27707566
There are more of us now.
Self depreciating humour is good anon.
Who /NKLBV/ here?
>>27707534
>not kissless
get the absolute fuck off my board you normie poser trash. level 23 khv master race reporting, on the fast track to becoming a wizard
>>27707534
technically not kissless, did some pecks on lips on some grills at my roman catholic school, they gave them back, no fucking clue why, guess that was before i became fat.
dont even know how to kiss tho, like how actual people move their lips, watched some lesbian porn like yesterday and was like "oh shit is that how you do it"
>>27707534
when i was in first grade i managed to kiss a girl in my class
does this count?
at that age autism hadn't really set in as a social limiter and i didn't have problems making friends
then high school came along and nobody wanted anything to do with me
ITT: autism vs girls
>meet girl in first semester of uni
>she studies medicine
>months go by, we get along
>one day she messages me: anon, you have to ejaculate at least three times a week, it's good for your prostate
>ask her what's going on
>she says she just learned it in a lecture
>tells me it's important to take care of my bodyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>27707505
damn she wanted you to fuck her 3 times a week and you missed it. good job.
>>27707505
She was probably autistic as well
>>27707505
What would've been a good answer, though?
ITT we post our youtube accounts
Pic very much related
fantastic b8, memelord!
>>27707475
>having a youtube account
>>27707731
found it for you, thank me later
Girls literally cannot even TRADE things without whoring themselves out for fucking attention
Jesus fucking CHRIST
>>27707398
She knows how to make fun of herself has a sense of humor. She's showing what the product looks like on a body. Stop being so stuck up.
>>27707398
OP are you a Toronto-bot?
I find it stranger that you went out of your way to find this and then come here to bitch about it. Its a pretty damn obscure thing to do and just kinda shows you have too much time on your hands OP.
>Robot comes into the surgery
>Getting more depressed everyday
>Wants to end his suffering for good
>Says he's heard that I give people lethal doses of morphine
>Tell him that I don't do that any more
>Offer him a generic anti-depressant instead
>Sighs and says he supposes it's better than nothing
>Give him a lethal...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>27707264
Oh Harold you so silly
i swear i could see him smirk under his beard this time
>yfw none of those deaths were actually caused by shephard
>yfw the morphene he used was completely work-safe
>>27707264
Harold Fredrick Shipman can be anagrammed into
>Dr Dark, his calf? Morphine!
Who /weed/ here? Does it make your life better? Can you smoke weed erryday without your parents noticing?
I'm thinking about it. Not smoking weed for 25 years didn't help me in any way and I'm thinking about suicide daily, so I might as well.
Weed is for degenerates tho
I was stoned all day every day for about 4 years straight in my early 20's
When I finally came back to the real world it wasnt pretty but ive been sober now for about 5 years and better off for it
I cant smoke weed in moderation its either all the time or none of the time
But weed is great I love it but I fucking despise the stoner culture
now I just drink
>>27707212
What's global rule #1 again?
I hate druggies so fucking much
What the hell do couples even do?
Enjoy the things they have in common together
Enjoy the presence of the other doing day to day things
Introduce the other to new things they like
Fuck
etc
My boyfriend and I play video games and just kinda hang out. He usually falls asleep eventually because we're in a call for so long and I just kinda listen to it
My gf and I mostly just lie in bed and cuddle/kiss
>walking back to dorm at uni
>make eye contact with a qt passing by
>she smiles at me in a cute way
>Caught off guard I smile back
What does this mean?
Am I going to make it?
>>27707129
Yes.
<spoiler>Get of my board Chad, reeee</spoiler>
Only one way to know for sure. Post a pic op
she's already got her assortment of chad dick and is now scanning for a beta provider and you matched the exact description of one in her head
Girls are not machines you put kindness coins into until sex falls out
If your biggest secret is that you're sexually attracted to your female best friend, please kill yourself.
You're a fake, a phony and a coward. You're nothing but a pathetic creep wearing a nice guy mask.
men aren't machines you put sex into and money falls out
>>27707099
> being friends with women
Kek.
>>27707113
A step further: men aren't machines you be nice to until money and free things fall out.
You wake up tomorrow and you have a superpower at random
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/special:random
What do you do with your newfound powers?
The user is free and immune from every law, rule, fate, predestination, concept, limits, or any other type of cosmic, spiritual, physical and/or mystical jurisdiction, making the user completely immune to their effects. This power is mostly wielded by prime beings and Creator Gods, as power itself is the fundamental and source of power that allows all limitless abilities to function. The reason why all boundaries are related to destiny and freedom itself is the opposite of it because fate/destiny impose boundaries in all beings.
Uhhhhhhhhhh get a gf I guess?
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pathifery
Ayyy
>>27706993
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Social_Embodiment
There are no more Chads, Stacies, robots, roasties and normies - only people on equal standing - women and men.
Bot Steam thread?
You got the wrong board, try /soc/ next time. Get out
>>27706981
But /soc/ is just cam whores and fucking degenerates
>>27706921
> Occasionally add someone from here on steam
> Have one long conversation
> Never see them again except when they play counter strike during strange hours of the night
Every time desu
http://www.returnofkings.com/82841/why-sexual-socialism-in-america-would-improve-the-lives-of-men
Do you think there will ever be a politician that supports Sexual Socialism /r9k/? I hope so
Maybe in a decade or so. It's crazy how a society can change. Just some decades ago homosexuals where considered mentally ill and now they can marry.
>>27706869
Whatever it is, it's probably wrong
We don't need a new idealized system with new laws
We just need legalized and regulated prostitution
Take the pimping out of the hands of the people, give it to government workers who do nothing more than push papers and dole out permits
New jobs for females, in both sex work and sex work administration
Takes away a lot of the guesswork
You would even have a system that screens guys in based on levels of health and hygiene
We could literally have penis inspections
Women will always prefer Chad
too bad
>anon walks into the surgery
>he seems upset
>he's had a bad day
>wants me to make a shipman thread to cheer him up
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27706859
And immediately I'm just that bit less depressed, how does this magic even work?
M E T A
E
T
A
>still no wojak edit of shipman
step it up guys