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i started with 1 beer daily then 2.. 3..4
now im at 4beers daily.
its only getting worse. how one does escape alcoholism anons ?
>beer
lmao
>>29419989
Go to an AA meeting
Even if there are people who are way worse off than you for way longer, if you're trying to not be an alcoholic there will be people there that can assist
Try and limit it to just the weekends.
My job ended because summer began. The weekend was normal but I'm so bored.
Bored. Bored. Bored.
This is day 1 of being a NEET. What the hell do you cum suckers do all day?
>fap
>exhausted
>repeat
>>29419886
Youtube mostly and then sleep.
>>29419886
dota 2 and increasingly perverted femdom
>I don't have a gf cause I'm ugly
loving every laugh
>>29419835
Why do you want me to kill myself OP?
>>29419835
She looks soooooooooooooooooooo happy like super happy.
Just be white. Nothing else.
If you fail as a white man, you are more pathetic than other person of any other race that exists.
>Be me, 5-7/10 lanklet cyborg
>Have friends, but the majority of them leave me out when they meet up
>A couple of months ago, a girl who I'm friends with (in the group that ignores me most of the time) kept talking about how I looked great. (I didn't really, I was just dressed more formally than usual).
>More recently, the same girl starts talking to me much more than usual (only in person), telling me how she loves spending time with me and her other friends
>She seems to be into another guy who she's known longer and is much closer with, but at the same time, it looks like she's really trying to get to know me.
>Meeting up with friends the other day, girl is going on holiday with her family
>Tells everyone she'll miss them, hugs the guy that she probably likes
>Says she'll miss me and hugs me as well, completely taken by surprise
However:
>I'm too autistic to take things further with any girl
>The group of friends she's closest with would likely talk behind my back negatively if I were to start talking to her and/or ask her on a date, especially if she isn't into me
>Stalked her on social media for a bit, looks like I have no chance with her when looking at her photos and friends there; the photos are incredibly normie and she has too many friends
>If she is into me and the other guy, she has a definite type, and the other guy fits it more. The only advantage I have over him is that I'm generally more polite than him; he can be rather arrogant and rude from time to time
What next? (Pic obviously unrelated)
>>29419573
It felt good to be alone..
bloxdxsrugeru
>>29419928
He wished he was drunk.
>>29419573
>he can be rather arrogant and rude from time to time
Implying this matters when Chad does it. Roasties don't like "nice/polite guys", they use them as emotional tampons or money sources. Alpha fux, beta bux.
At BEST she just wants to be friends. More likely it's pity since you're always exluded, or, if she's a downright scumbag roastie like some of the ones I've encountered, it's some kind of mind game, dare, or joke meant to make you vulnerable and fuck you over.
Time will pass, your common sence will become corrupt and then it will be more understandable for your weaken mind to follow various bad ideas, which will be plenty given to you in Moscow, rather than independently thinking about a survival from here to a normal full fledge human life. In another words, you will lose human abilities partly and istead a survival from here you will hold here like an android following a bad program. You will fall in a temptation but you will unable to understand it. You will think wrongly that you are living here for your-self. But actually you will be here not for your-self but for those roguish persons who supplied people with masked bad ideas.
http://moscow.craigslist.org/apa/5632306201.html?lang=en&cc=us
>russia
You will lose feelings. You will not understand what is bad and what is good. Your weaken mind will understand mostly what is representable by numbers. You will become addicted to numbers, you will brag of numbers and you will get satisfaction by counting. For instance, you will count your partners and children. You will not care about that you have sex only with androids here or about that your children will suffer and also become slavers like you.
I would totally rent that room if I wanted to drink myself to death in Russia
>>29419502
That's rather beautiful to read.
>>29419874
fugg, I was just about to post that exact paragraph
Post your chillout music robots, share your relaxing songs with fellow anons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldnT46oCrs&index=14&list=PLVAa1_ZtH7aHZGBIu8oPMlT82ZIbiwRsP
cant stop listening to this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx1RP9OldcQ
This whole album
https://youtu.be/k48nGiJuHao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ipZErUd9H8
surprisingly a pretty good song
why should I even try to lose weight? no girl will ever like me and I'm about to turn 22 and I am still a virgin
I lost it at 22 almost 23, it's worth it, you get that clear headed feeling after a gap but you look down at the woman you just came in or on and get a deep level of satisfaction that lasts a while. It's so worth it.
>>29419355
I have no friends and I don't know how to socialize
where do people even go to talk to girls
>>29419326
Do it for you senpai.
I'm down 20lbs and it feels amazing.
Do it for you or don't do it at all.
*blocks your path*
ey you, whiteboi, were ya sista at muhfugga?
>>29419332
in hell where she belongs
don't worry i'll send you to her
*draws blade*
>>29419283
>...A sword huh...heh...
>*teleports behind you*
>*kicks your knee, breaking it*
>*impales you with bare hand*
>...childs play...
>time ticks on
>you start to realise you have less and less in common with the current userbase of this board
anyone else know this feel
I've realized relationships are futile so I'm pretty out of the loop now with all these new kids.
>>29419248
as one anon said "invasion"
honestly wizard chan seems like a better optionat this point, though ive never posted there
>>29419248
Well, there are normies that come here so yeah.
>tfw I still don't understand how to kiss a girl on the lips
>>29419226
Do it like you see in porn
Just gently rub herdickto distract her so she wont notice your lack of experience
>>29419226
I think you're just supposed to push ur face into hers and rub lips.
How hard can it be, right?
![Un homme qui dort - 1974 - Bernard Queysanne.avi_snapshot_00.40.19_[2016.01.08_16.12.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j2mTaCP.jpg "Un homme qui dort - 1974 - Bernard Queysanne.avi snapshot 00.40.19 [2016.01.08 16.12.37]")
>tfw wish I could learn to love again instead of being so bitter, passive and alone
>>29419205
I get this. But I also think that I should fall for the Jus B Urself meme and be a bitter asocial ass. But I don't meet new people, so I can't do either.
I'm schrodingers jerk.
I never forgot how to love. I just haven't found another to inspire me to love.
what would you say is the biggest thing preventing you from loving someone? what are you most bitter about?
Tfw smoking weed and eating giant mushrooms all day.
Enjoy your brain damage, faggot.
>tfw admitting to crimes
kek enjoy your visit from the fbi my man
>>29419232
K enjoy your perfect brain.
>its just sex get over it
>we arent a couple for so long so why shouldnt i try stuff out with someone else?
Make it up to me bitch.
>>29419174
women arent like this right?
>>29419545
They weren't before, but it's becoming a lot more common now and days.
Which suck really, because it influences all the people who want relationships and how they view it.
>Be alone in room
>Not doing much
>Suddenly start running around, dodging imaginary obstacles
>Begin leaping from place to place, imagining vivid scenarios requiring leaping
>Repeat for 1-2 minutes
i can't be the only one
Kind of? I usually put on battle music from an anime and pretend I'm an incredibly agile anime character.
>>29419234
Yeah, that counts if you do some leaping.
Leapers unite.
Jesus, I didn't think that other people did this shit besides me. I do it, and just imagine stuff in my head, not really involving dodging stuff.
I'd like to start getting help. But, I don't know where to start.
How do you find a therapist? Do you just google therapists in your area and contact one who might suit you? Or should you go to your GP and tell them you want help?
Who's best for getting a diagnosis? There's therapists, psychiatrists, psychologists...
This is all new to me. Any suggestions, experiences?
anyone? pls
origami
>>29419150
From where do you hail, anon?
I would proceed with caution anon, but if you are in the UK go to your gp and say you are very depressed and hurt yourself and you should get reffered
