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>daily reminder that if you currently have or have ever had a job of any kind, you are automatically NOT a robot
>it does not matter if you are a virgin or friendless, the job raises you to failed normie status
>implying any of us really WANT to be robots
Anyway, actually about to leave for my burger shift right now, OP. Hopefully I can escape from robotdom soon. I still feel like one but if I having a job automatically makes me a cyborg or something, then I'm happy for it. Maybe I can make friends on the job and become a failed normie.
does going to uni make me a non-robot
>implying i wouldnt starve without the money i get working
Fuck off being neet is a luxury ,havibg a shit job is worse
>One chance at life
>Doctors cut off the most sensitive part of your penis
why god?
Circumcusion causes:
>banana dick (curving down)
>sore vaginas due to friction
>lower feelings of pleasure
>painful erections if done too tight
>erectile dysfunction later in life
Oh, but at least you'll have less at chance at getting an infection. Americucks are fucking stupid.
>>29414940
Be thankful you idiot, at least you don't have to deal with premature ejaculatation like most uncutfags. It's truly a blessing.
>>29414990
>premature ejaculatation
That's actually due to being a cutfag.
Intactfags can feel the gradual buildup of their orgasm, so they can time it better and slow down/speed up when necessary... with cutfags, they have to pump like a goddamn jackhammer and then, before they know it, bam.
I just love the idea of a well hung, hot unemployed man to rail me hard as my boyfriend is at work.
It makes me cum so hard imagining the stress my pathetic cuckold boyfriend goes through whilst I get to fuck a NEET God behind his back
>>29414905
NEET bull is the savior this board needs.
>I just love the idea of a well hung, hot unemployed man to rail me hard as my boyfriend is at work.
>well hung
Fuck you.
>>29414905
I thought I was alone. Every night I am dreaming of a NEET stallion.
>You will never suck Satsuki girl tinkler while she squirms in pleasure and shame.
Why live?
tfw i dont get paid to culture hack
tfw you don't know who you're serving but that's fine because your seuxla politics make you feel good and that's good otherwise you'd be empty and that's not good
Is that roon roon?
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Good morning anon! Hope you have a BRAPPY day
>>29414818
You too brap anon
>>29414818
*BRAAAAAAAAP*
brap battle!
>>29414818
Why the fuck is this a thing
How do I stop my oneitis from getting married? I've tried leaving her poems in her mail box and under her windshield and her chad fiance threatened to call the police because I'm harassing her. Time is short fellow robots I only have till August what do I do?
>>29414796
Kill Chad.
Get a cheap .357 and unload into the fucker.
murder her husband-to-be
>>29414812
But I'm a fellon senpai I can't buy or own a gun
Is it unreasonable to forbid my girlfriend from ever meeting up with any of the guys she ever hooked up with in the past? Early on in our relationship, she brought me along to this party, and only later on did I find out that she had blown that guy multiple times before we got together. It sickened me. Also, she has this manlet orbiter who she once kissed that keeps texting her, and I made the mistake of allowing her to meet up with him for dinner once. As I type all of this, I realize how much of a fucking beta cuckold I have been, and I want to put my foot down. Is it OK to forbid her from ever seeing or talking to anyone she has ever hooked up with in the past?
Makes sense.
I'm banned from basically any male friends and I eventually got over it.
It okay to be insecure.
>>29414689
I can't tell if that was sarcastic. Are you implying that it's normal for my girlfriend to continue to associate with guys that she has been sexual with and who undoubtedly continue to lust after her and that I should just accept this?
>I can't get a gf, I'm too ugly
hahahahaa
>>29414641
OOOOH OH TYRONE FUCK ME HARDER
yeah milton you can cook some eggs for us or whatever but please shut up so i can concentrate on getting fucked by tyrone
>>29414641
>'t get a gf, I'm
filtered :)
Stop spamming this ginger.
A very small percentage of 5/10 girls get off to dating ugly men, I think the inequality makes them feel powerful.
Does a picture which portrays the essence of Women more accurately than pic related exist?
500 Shekels to the post who finds an image which better portrays what it means to be a woman than this one.
>>29414618
They are eating at Chile's what were you expecting? Of course they are dysfunctional.
Whats happening in this picture? Are they supposed to be on a date? Why would the cameraman(woman?) make a POV photograph of themself watching mobile porn? Why is the woman smiling? Why does she pretend not to notice the camera? How exactly does it portray the female nature?
>>29414618
Surprise women have sex and also eat!
Does this guy seem trustworthy to you?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cjES8831wKc
>that hairstyle where it looks like they decided to wear a birdnest as a hat
reeeeee
i'll listen to this man when he stops moving his hands
>>29414573
I liked this video thanks for posting
What do I do? How do I move next? Like I really want to know more on her and get deeper involved.
Hey I really enjoyed talking to you today. Are you available this afternoon for coffee?
Shut up. You normie. Go ask /b/. /r9k/ is for robots.
/b/ is /r9k/ for normies. Shoo shoo. You fucking african
Getting a girl's number doesn't mean shit. Sometimes they give out their number just so you'll be pacified and you'll leave them alone.
>forgot I had a tinder account
>go on it for not even 5 mins and get match after match
>not even a chad
>exchange about 5 texts to one of the girl i matched with
>already gonna meet with her
Seriously, if you wanna lose your virginity use tinder
I don't know what to say so I won't even try.
>not even a chad
We will be the judge of that. Show us the pics you use on tinder OP.
>>29414516
I just say 'heey' with two e's so they know whats up
How sexist are you, anons?
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/are-you-sexist-take-this-quiz/
>>29414456
Also, I know that everyone here hates "im a gril xD" posting but it's funny to me how I'm a woman yet apparently more sexist than the average man.
>>29414483
>im a women btw
yeah that was indeed unnecessary. also believing that women should hold the same responsibilities as men is apparently hostile sexism.
I don't trust the results considering the test was created by a woman.
>play same video game for 7 years straight
>it's your only form of happiness
>have spent thousands on VIP characters, weapons, skins, etc. over the years
>become really good at one mode
>suddenly become one of top tier gamers in the entire the game
>play with other pro players
>they cry when I pwn them
>start spreading rumors that I use hacks, macros, etc.
>cuss them out
>report me for insulting and swearing
>gets my account banned
>lose honorable player tag
>can no longer play in ranked/pro matches
>can no longer play in pubs without getting kicked half the time cause people think I cheat/use macros
I got BTFO by some normie gamers that couldn't handle my level of try hardness and wizardry.
Now I'm probably going to have to make a new account with a new identity and start from scratch. Not to mention my skill playing on a noob ranked account, I will probably get called hacker even more.
Cry more and redo it
Is this game Dota 2, OP?
>>29414344
Go back to work, Fred.
>tfw you either settle for some disgusting fat slob or remain single for the rest of your life
It's not fair
>not wanting to be single
>>29414250
You can't be 2/10 and try to get a 10/10. You robots need to just date fembots.
>>29414277
>fembot
A what?
