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>15 days nofap
>every erection feels like im 13 again and hurts me thats how hard it gets
>>25170172
day 4 here.
my pants are full of precum and my sexual fantasies gets weirder every day.
my balls start hurting after ~7 days normally.
i just want to fap but i need to get rid of death grip (again).
>>25170492
Yeah my balls hurt at 15 days. Especially after exercise.
Tried both no fap and no porn for over two months, I noticed no effects other than increased volume when I eventually came.
The urge to fap tends to die off after a week and a half, maybe two weeks.
>getting gifts for christmas
Fucking kek
I haven't received/given any christmas gifts since was 14
Is this normal?
If you have friends and loved ones then yes, it's normal. Typically you'd get them something too though
How do I gain motivation? I just can't seem to get any. I feel perfectly content to just sit around and vegetate as a neet. Even if my parents eventually kick me out, I feel more content with starving to death on the street than actually getting a job and having to labour or something.
>tfw same way
>was failing college
>last chance to turn things around
>due dates pass me by
>still don't care enough to do the work, play video games instead
>now parents think I graduated college and I'm gonna kill myself when they find out I lied
>15 days nofap
>blueballs
keep at it
i am on day 4 or 5 , i'm not entirely sure
i have the ambicious goal of going no fap or at least without porn in 2016
stop posting the frog please
>>25169986
>>25170731
Tried both for over two months, I noticed no effects other than increased volume when I eventually came.
The urge to fap tends to die off after a week and a half, maybe two weeks.
they may take our meme but they'll never take our virginity
>>25169970
>Trying to make this into a meme so they would steal it
Very clever op
I wonder how normies would react to some of the rarer pepes
<- this tbqh
normies will beat to death if you show your true self
>>25169963
Step 1. Change urself
Step 2. THEN b urself
Why can't you fuckers ever take a hint?
>summer after graduation
>it's 4, tired
>family dinner at 7
>be woken by my annoying little shit of a brother
>says one of my friends is outside
>what the fuck?
>my mom lets him in
>it's this awkward fuck, let's call him E
>my mom lets him in because he's the same race as us
>she also plays mahjong or whatever the fuck that black and white shit is with his grandma
>he walks into my room
>"dude what are you doing here?"
>"didn't you get my text?"
>check my phone
>"hey are you home?"
>dumbfuck came even though he didn't get an answer
>E starts talking about his girl problems
>I listen even though I don't really give a shit
>make it clear I want him to leave before dinner
>"oh yeah dude I'll call my parents before you go"
>go out to take a piss
>my mom wants to invite him to dinner
>fuck no
>he hears our ching chong dialect and walks out
>my mom immediately asks him if he wants to come
>expect him to say no
>"I would love to!"
MFW
>my family separates the old and young at the dinner table
>E eats with us
>I'm so pissed I don't introduce him to anyone
>he eats in complete silence
>we eat in complete silence
>suddenly his cousins and uncle walk in
>what
>he still eats with us instead of taking the chance to escape
>I'm practically begging him with my eyes to leave
>he just looks at me like goldfish
>eventually his family leaves
>he decides to leave with them
>cousins are confused
>now he thinks I'm his best friend
how do I get rid of him?
>>25169915
You have a gf and a gay butt buddy friend? gtfo fucking normie REEEEEE
>>25170029
it never even mentioned him having a gf u fucking tard
ITT:
When you've tried to say 2 things at once and they mix up and you say something stupid.
I'll go first:
I was talking to my 3 year old sister about Santa claus.
I was trying to say:
"He checks his naughty or nice list first."
"He comes at christmas."
And....
"He comes at naughty fistmas."
why are literally every neet objectively and irrefutably upset, mad, sad, and inarguably unhappy with shit lives? science proves it and any type of reply proves me right but NOT replying means you admit that you're mad
>>25169871
due to loneliness and isolation.
for human happiness, a purpose and a sense of being "useful" in a "community" are required. get it in your head robots, humans arent designed to be "alone".
wew wew wew thread didnt get enough replies earlier so he posted it again weewwww wew wewww lad just weww
>>25169871
I'm not even a neetcuck and I think your thread is retarded.
But, you'll get a steady stream of replies anyway because this is r9k.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNH_jm3zRmg
idk what this is enjoy faggots lmao
>10 minutes of scissoring later
When this actually happens would it really be a bad thing?
>>25169724
Most of his fanbase (12 year olds) would become muslims, so I think yes
So is this thing going to fuck me over because of all my loli stuff?
>>25169610
Loli is legal in the US, as long as you're referring to 2D, of course.
>bald men
Is there anything more pathetic?
Wait, it just came to me...
>bald manlet
>>25169599
Im balding skeleton, not much better
balding mantlet skeleton must be terrible. Anyone here?
>tfw you will never experience this
>tfw no gf
>>25169597
you even have the special reddit browser extension
maybe you should stop extending your life and kill yourself
>at work
>boss tells me to do one thing
>in the middle of thing
>coworker asks to help her do something else
>instantly forget why I was doing what the boss told me to do and do what coworker asked
>in the middle of her task someone else asks to help them
>completely forget about the first two tasks and do third person's request
>suddenly everyone's pissed off at me
Happens almost every week
Can't you finish what you're doing first and then move on to help another person?
>>25169571
Because I can't remember why I was doing the first thing in the first place. ADD/ADHD inhibit your short term memory, if something's not of utmost importance then it's likely you'll forget it after about ten minutes
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