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>34 ABY or something like that, they don't tell troopers the date
>beta virgin black guy
>wagecuck with no actual wage
>raised under first order
>tfw no captain phasma gf
>work in sanitation
>everyone's an asshole
>only friend
>killed in first battle
>fuckthisshitimout.jpg
>escape with alpha chad normie
>meet qt white girl
>can't tell her how I feel
>first order coming after us
>she is better at me in everything
>make up lie to impress her
>she is actually impressed
>Han Solo knows I'm bullshitting
>lie revealed almost instantly
>chances ruined
>get my ass kicked in front of her by stormtrooper
>she gets taken
>make up excuse to go help her
>find her
>beta hug
>reallynigga
>han solo gets killed by some butthurt white kid named Kyle or something
>fuckthisshitimout(2).jpg
>He force pushes her into a tree
>UPRISING NOW
>grab lightsaber I don't know how to use
>not even force sensitive
>sperg attack doesn't work
>get fucked up
>fall into coma
>wake up later
>turns out she kicked the guys ass herself saved me and left
>she kissed me
>wasn't even awake
>mfw
I'm not going to even try anymore, it's not gonna happen
>try to hit on girl
>kidnap her
>I'm bad at this shit man
>she escapes
>duel her beta nigger friend
>rekt
>duel her
>get fucked up and sliced
>general hux keeps making fun of me
>laughingstock of first order
Maybe I should have just stayed with the Jedi
Things illuminati guilty of :
Kim Kardashian
Low fat yogurt
The color red
Train tracks
Please submit any new things I've missed.
Obviously I'm now bring tracked by them and they have sent Justin beiber to assassination me. Please continue my legacy in the event I don't check in within 24 hours.
>>25166744
sudden rampant spread of homosexuality
Star Wars
illiteracy
> assassination me
>trying to work hard to get /fit/
>mummy brings home pizza and breadsticks
its like shes trying to sabotage em
Some mummies are made to be punished
>>25166521
>tell dad I'm trying to lose weight
>he brings home pop tarts, marshmallows, soda, fast food
>manage to resist at first
>"anon why don't you want to eat this?"
>"i thought you loved marshmallows!"
>"i bought these just for you!"
>eventually just cave in and pig out until I feel like vomiting and cry
It's my own fault but he sure isn't making it easy for me
>not dirty bulking
Why the fuck haven't you learnt how to love a waifu yet?
>You literally get all the mental health benefits of being in a loving relationship. (If you do it right)
>The only downside is that you have to have to host a raw belief that can't be falsified/proven. (takes time for someone not familiar with this concept to understand)
>You sidestep not having to lower your standards or warp your values to not FEEL crushingly alone.
>All your sexual needs can be met if you creatively devote yourself to imagining being with her.
>You can sidestep the stigma bs of being a waifufag by being covert about it. (not parading your waifu around in public)
>All your legitimate concerns about your waifs being unfaithful can't exist
> Your waifu doesn't have to have the physical form of a 2d if you're not into that.
For those of you are convinced that love has a place That's still relevant in society:
Your need for romantic love is probably a vestige thrust upon modern humans. An illusion that would put us in a position to create and develop offspring who then themselves can fall under the effects of said illusion. It'll be wise to satisfy the illusion artificially similar to how the modern man can satisfy his sexual urges with porn/imagination.
>>25166503
>all the mental health benefits of being in a loving relationship
except the part where the love is reciprocated you fucking idiot
there's no benefits to one-sided love
>>25166531
Just imagine a scenario where love is reciprocated. You can even surprise yourself with them if you make A decently sized physical/virtual library of scenarios. If you want to be sure it's a new experience every time you can even trade scenario libraries. A virtual program to make sure you get the right context for the scenario is ideal.
>>25166730
>Just imagine a scenario where love is reciprocated.
if i could do that i wouldn't fuckin be here
be honest people are just mad and frustrated they never experienced sex before and on top of that social isolation and genital mutilation at birth
well a school/mass shooting is you
>>25166335
Yes, whether that justifies people thrusting it in our faces that they think such a world is just or easy is the question the reasonable amongst us ask.
>>25166335
No, honestly I'm mad and also sad that people can't pick a partner and stick with them.
Why do they have to jump from person to person like it's a game of musical chairs?
It's disgusting desu.
Sup guys? How life? I just got laid off but my gf gave me a blowjob to make me feel better. Now im watching her play metal gear solid 3 for the first time.
>>25166236
>le ebin hook meme
:^)
Everyday I go out and explore the world. I kill beasts and slay dragons. I truly am powerful and revered, but still, every night I return to my wife and we make love only for the day to start again.
I wish my life could be what it is in Skyrim. My wife truly does feel real to me, and I care about her. She's the only woman to have ever shown me real compassion and kindness.
Waifu. Be specific I thought you were posting a normie copy pasta. Hopefully eventually we'll have accel world level tech.
>someone from a loving good family says "stop blaming others for your failures"
>someone who's never been emotionally neglected and knows how to have healthy relationships says "talk to someone about it"
>Someone who's had a good life calls someone "edgy" for voicing their discontent with life
>>25166125
>Someone who has never experienced actual depression says "everyone gets depressed sometimes"
>>25166249
>actual depression
nice meme lmfao
>someone with good parents tells you how your relationship with your parents should be
REEEE
Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Lindsey Graham campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Wednesday at work. I have no pictures yet.
>>25166062
stop fucking posting this FUCKING COPYPASTA
is a certain level of willful ignorance necessary to be able to enjoy life?
bump diddlyrino
yes, since people lie all the time.
Its like when we say to kids that santa is real.
but of course thats not true. yet we keep saying to make kids happy.
and adults lie to others adults all the time, the society is a big web of lies and people are spiders.
You adapt or die in the process.
>>25165868
the more ignorant you are as you cruise through life the happier you will be. ever notice how the dumb and ditzy always seem to be the happiest?
Cringe Thread anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBSmDLc4P8I
>>25165799
>Less than 1000 subscribers
>All let's plays
>Post several videos about "face reveals"
>Channel banner is a shitty photoshop with him and two sports cars in it in front of a pixelated pink sparkle pattern
I'd just say he's just a beginner doing beginners things if he wasn't trying so hard to look cool.
http://www.petittube.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8YKY3EvVQFE
KEK!
secret footage of soviet shipyard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQslB4G4rvY#t=13
>tfw you aren't interested in sex
>tfw romance isn't a priority
>tfw children don't sound appealing at all
>tfw every girl wants at least one of these three things
>tfw i will never get married to a best friend purely for financial and economic reasons
>tfw i will never go on wife/husband adventures with my best friend
Is there any hope for me?
>>25165735
I feel the same way. I value having close friends more than anything. Though I don't think I'd go as far as to marry one.
would someone be willing to recieve a tinder thing for me and give me the password?
>>25165711
>recieve a tinder thing for me and give me the password
What?
Work as a account manager for a digital marketing firm. Trained in web design/dev, seo/SEM and marketing. All of the companies designer/dev/seo/SEM job are off shore to Manila. I'm working a job I hate supporting a society that has fucked me over.
Someone has to know this feel?
