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>"Anon stop crying like a little baby, every girl needs a little coco in her life. So what if he stretches my pussy open every night when I say I have to work late? You found out about us, so what are you going to do?"
>implying I would ever date a white woman
>tfw just got a BJ
Pretty overrated tbqh senpai, i prefer the cuddling and talking.
You probably got a bad bj
Giving BJs is better than receiving them.
I say this as a one-time cocksucker, and someone who has gotten loads of BJs before.
>>25174343
Are you cut?
Without condor I hope
Food is better than sex desu
Do good women exist?
(not necessarily the kind that provide the services in pic related, just ones who can be loving and loyal tbqh)
>>25174310
Absolutely not. That doesn't stop me from wanting to have sex at least once though.
who knows maybe probably not though but maybe thats just my conditioning speaking
Was getting caught part of your plan, /r9k/?
>>25174249
You know, it's a good thing that I'm a NEET. The luxury of unlimited free time gives me plenty of opportunities for exercise and self-improvement, which is why I'm a big guy... For you.
>mfw someone meets a girl on Tinder/OKC/PoF/Fetlife/etc
>mfw someone meets a guy on Grindr/OKC/PoF/Fetlife/etc
how do you do alcoholism i just get wasted way too quickly am i doing something wrong or is this the point because itsreally nice bu it feel like i should be pacing myself maybe?
btw i think i might actually be pretty fucking ugly ude
>getting BJ for first time
>cum hard
>hold her head down on my dick
>she spits it all over my jacket
Fucking roastys
>have seggs with virgin gf
>blood gets on my bed sheets
should I just throw it away? I reall don't want to clean this up
>about to get a blowjob from a hooker
>take my dick out
>remember I'm circumcised
>take my money back and go home
>donate it to foregen instead
if all you other cutfags did this our problem would be solved by now
>>25174112
Sell it online.
I will date literally any girl, that's how desperate for female companionship I am. It doesn't matter how fat, ugly, or deformed she is -- I would still love her just for being able to tolerate my presence.
Feminists like to think that robots are entitled pigs who feel they deserve a 10/10 supermodel; nothing could be further from the truth. In reality, most of us would settle for whatever we could get, but even less desirable women aren't willing to accept anything less than Chad.
eww so desperate, what a creep. oh hi chad!!! :)))
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Beside the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Rock Candy Mountains.
>>25173844
I loved that song as a kid.
>the birds and the bees and the cigarette trees
>the little streams of alcohol, that come trickling down the rocks
I found out later that the version most people know is the "watered down" version designed for kids. The hobo version is much better
why is it that whenever I jerk off I can drink beer like a madman?
just opened my first beer while getting myself going and opened a 5th one before cumming like 20 minutes later. i don't even need to force it down it just tastes so good all of a sudden
>>25173821
Sexual excitement gets you really amped up in general. I find that when I'm ready to fap just from being genuinely aroused by other things, it's actually best to just not fap and work on stuff because holy SHIT the energy is real
On 4chan's front page, the worst boards are helpfully organized in one place, in the "Misc.(NSFW)" section. That way, people who do not want to visit 4chan's worst boards can simply ignore them. The most terrible boards on the website are referred to by 4chan's power users as "containment boards", because they contain toxic waste!
Strangely, "Pony" is not included in this spot, although it is nearby. And "Trash" must be so awful that they don't even want to mention it.
Post autistic comments on 4chan that a 12 year old would generally say.
"your new is showing"
">>>/reddit/"
"cuck"
"shill"
"asian pussy was made for big white cock"
>no trap thread
wtf /b/?
anything with the word "normie" and "reeeee"
>measure myself
>5'10
>dont give a shit about any posts on here to do with height
>feel as if no grill cares about height
>consider that you can just lie about your height by like 2 inches and get away with it
>recently remeasured myself more accurately
>got 5'9
>now completely concerned and fearful for my height
fak
I know that feel
i lie and say i'm 6'4 but really i'm close to 6'6.
>>25173684
I'm English, 180cm and feel like a manlet
Don't let 4chan make you feel insecure. The whole site is about making other people feel shit about their lives and boasting about their own (even though pretty much every board is anonymous with the exception of boards that have IDs)
Not to mention the amount of people who lie here (including me) just to fuck with people. Never take it to heart.
im fucking pale aswhite what do i do to stop being so pale i wshould get a tan but i dont want to be near anyon
Fellow /pale/ here, I know that feel anon
Start getting into shape so at least you're decently toned despite having your milk white skin blind the unsuspecting beach-goers
>tfw sun is your enemy
where have you gone, wewnonymous?
>tfw a wagekek but have almost all the traits of a NEET
Kill myself now or later?
>>25173560
>tfw a wagekek but have almost all the 'traits of a NEET'
AKA a wagecuck
>>25173560
That's what wagekeks actually are
