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Hey fellow robots, anybody here who thinks that the current definition of losing your virginity (if you haven't fucked any member of your opposite sex, you are a virgin) is too harsh for us?
I personally think there are three modes of losing your virginity
> EASY MODE: handshake with a girl
> MEDIUM MODE: brush your hand across a girl's hair
> MEDIUM-HARD MODE: kiss a girl/get kissed by a girl
> SUPERHARD MODE: the normie definition (fuck a girl)
So far I've been able to cross the easy mode. No chances of clearing medium mode yet but I'm hopeful. How far did you go robots?
>>25169484
>So far I've been able to cross the easy mode
NORMIES REEEEE GET OUT
>>25169484
>EASY MODE: handshake with a girl
> MEDIUM MODE: brush your hand across a girl's hair
> MEDIUM-HARD MODE: kiss a girl/get kissed by a girl
Does it still count if you don't get hard and cum in your pants while you're doing these?
>>25169665
what happens if you have the chance to fuck but dont get hard?
You finally get the qt kgf of your dreams and bring her home to introduce her to your mother, but when you do your mother starts insulting you and asking why you couldn't get a regular girlfriend. She then proceeds to put on a mock asian accent and pull her eyes back while repeating everything your gf says.
What do you do?
To be honest I would kek heartily then get angry later for insulting my gf.
Joke's on you,she is asian
tfw never get to be a slutty teen girl getting gangbanged every day
>>25169085
>reverse search gives no results
Is this a private picture you're sharing anon? Give sauce
>>25170093
Reverse search is pretty shit in general
>>25170093
>1446439758624
>image board file name
You guys cant get pussy so you go to trannys god you guys are pathetic
>>25169063
I fucking hate those faggots.
I wish that they stayed in their containment board.
hey fellow robotsi made a song for you /r9k/
i spent all night making it.
i hope you enjoy senpai desu
(it's loud)
soundcloud.com/hentomusic/just4u
(also, pm your soundclouds so i can add you if you also make shit beats)
What program do you use?
My soundcloud:
soundcloud.com/satnero
Job interview on Monday, can't wait to join the workforce and finally laugh at pathetic neets :^)
>>25168939
we call you back :^)
>tfw you will never pick up McDonald's on the way home from a late-night weekday movie with your gf then sit down and watch adult swim on your futon while you eat
did you just describe what you already do by yourself?
>>25168875
Kinda. Sometimes when I go to a late-night weekday movie with my only friend which is only once every few months on the way home I'm reminded more than ever how lonely I am and how great it would be to have a gf in the little moments which are often overlooked in fantasies.
>>25168840
>late-night weekday movie with your gf
Nope. I'll never know what that's like.
>tow qt glasses gf and still feeling depressed
>>25168816
Sometimes I wonder what I did to deserve this.
Maybe I ought to suffer.
Why does this piss me off so much?
They aren't even doing anything wrong and I'm still mad
Women just suck way too much
https://youtu.be/0JboM-STb4E
hbo
you guys can be fat, beta, ugly , no gf, or all together
but remember kids, you will never be swedish
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=364_1450740134
>>25168714
Was anyone ever arrested?
Why do you have Asian Fever ?
Discuss /r9k/
>>25168712
Apart from weaboos, yellow fever is a myth.
Is it just me or do most chads look like homosexuals?
that's your coping mechanism speaking desu senpai
Nah, it's that most homosexuals use makeup to look like chad. They are artificially enhancing their looks like most females do.
Big Asian Pussy was MADE for Tight White Cock
I want to protect yuria.
Literally raped by faceless fat men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB6sOhQan9Y
we're like the NPC's in Demon Souls, if you think about it.
NPC's needed Demon Souls to keep their humanity.
Robots need to troll the humanity out of newcomers or other robots to keep their sanity.
We are going Hollow.
So what happened, guys? Did one of the whale mods offed herself or something?
Time to go, buddy.
Can't tell if troll or serious
>ask a girl if she wants to cuddle
>she declines with a face as if i raped her
>just wanted a dose of oxytocin
guess its time to kick another cat
i wasted so much water of personal hygiene
is it weird that i fantasize more about cuddling than having sex?
>>25168226
You asked her if she wanted to cuddle? You autist. Just do it after being touchy Jesus fuck
