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>Doing number two, not enough toilet paper nest put down to muffle splash, mummy comes up stairs and hears "plip.....plob...plip...plip" stand outside the bathroom ans asks if my tummy is sore.
If you know this feel then I call you friend.
>>25171366
ALways have to shit at work
only two stalls
Cant shit if someone is in the other stall
Sometimes, I feel like the guy in the other stall has the same problem.
So there we remain
I think that Kylo Ren and post peace walker Kazuhira Miller perfectly encapsulate robots in general. Who do you guys think would fit the bill of raging unfeeling autists?
peacwalker kaz was a chad.
>Kaz
>a robot
He's a successful military veteran and businessman. His loss and subsequent pain has nothing to do with the loss and pain of pathetic robots, who have actually lost nothing, just gained nothing, and lament their inaction with bitching, pissing, and moaning of no consequence. Kaz didn't sit in his room pissing into jugs crying about his shit life. He acted.
Stop attempting to project your shit lives onto media where it clearly doesn't belong.
Kylo is a decent example since he's a mentally ill manchild, but he has latent talents and potential for development, unlike stunted robots.
There is not robot media because there is nothing to sympathize with pathetic robots.
I think that R2D2 and C3P0 perfectly encapsulate robots in general.
>>25171396
i guess you are right about most of that, but "successful"? I wouldn't call losing your entire organisation, arm and a leg and then getting replaced by a gay Russian successful
>be 23
>still live at home
>pay rent
>have a full time job
>both parents on vacation
>last night
>930pm
>can hear them fucking
>my bros on teamspeak can hear them fucking
>work at 6am
>have to force myself to stay up until midnight playing guitar so i cant hear them
>im out of the house for 10 hours each day
>my bedtime is precisley when they believe its a good idea to fuck
>they literally cant do it during the 10 hours im not home
Anytime ive slept with a girl we make sure nobodys home or we just dont do it at all to be respectful.
It's their way of saying "Get your own place already".
It's their house so they can fuck whenever they want...
>>25171346
>It's their way of saying "Get your own place already".
>It's their house so they can fuck whenever they want...
This.
And for fuck's sake, your parents are still having sex 23 years after they had you. That's pretty cool, mine don't even speak. I know I'd much rather end up in a relationship like your parents than mine, even if it occasionally creeped out our fully-grown son.
>>25171303
Man, That's so cool. My parents split when I was 6 years old. They are cool now but my dad is a deadbeat. I had to lend him 2000 bucks the other day to unfuck a situation he found himself into. At 28 I get it though. I have a great gf now but I just want to fuck other bitches. It's stronger than me. I just cannot help it. Help me brehs!!!!
>tfw no yandere gf
this is the worst feel out of all the feels you could feel
jdimsa
Post finished yandere manga pls.
>>25171992
how about the manga in the OP, Mirai Nikki?
Yandere bump
I wanted to exercise more and wanted not to feel so lonely so I adopted a chihuahua.
I take it around walks around campus and college girls love that shit, they always stop me and ask to pet it and play with it and shit.
Got like 3 numbers from doing it.
are dogs actually that powerful?
Dogs control the secret to Love.
>>25171209
Yes. Dogs create a window for conversation.
what 2 colours do you have in your eyes?
inner - brown
outer - hazel
Go back to soc you dumb faggot
>>25171124
Greenish grey
>>25171141
That.
originalllz
>mfw even /r9k/ and wizchan thinks I'm too autistic
TISM
I
S
M
http://youhaveautism.com/
When did you realise that caring about other people and what they think or do is completely irrelevant and all you should focus on is improving your life experience?
>>25170938
In middme school, like everyone else
>>25170945
i felt for the smoking meme in hs
feels bad man but luckily i was able to quit and not kill myself by age 40
>mfw doin up the house is me bread and butter
>mfw me bird's page 3 and my car's a nutter
>mfw loadsamoney's the shout i utter as i wave my wad at the geezers in the gutter
>mfw derek b isn't on his bike
Who /dosh/ here?
>>25170927
>mfw Derek B isn't on his bike
You win, I laughed
>>25171130
Here's an animated version, unless you're on an iPhone or whatever.
>he doesn't pump up the football, pump up the football
I just want an excuse to post this once.
my moms a chainsmoker for over a decade
already tried everything to make her stop
how do i stop loving her and get excited for the money i will get when she dies?
she's beyond saving trust me and i don't want to lose somebody i love
Realize that your emotions and thought do not have to depend on the outside. Ie guy tries to kill you, you hate him.
You can independently start hating her with no actions from outside to support that emotion.
Get her to switch to baking
Seriously
Is that easy
>>25170734
Fuck vaping**
omegle thread for femboyss and dominants! "pistachio"
in the interests for any male dominants, "shell" if you're just looking to talk to other femboys
dicks!
That doesn't even make sense to me
>>25170562
Go back to /soc/ with all the other whores who post in trap threads, you fucking degenerates
>see a very interesting thread on /r9k/
>would have epic story or somehow great reply to post on it
>it already has over 30 replies and your one would appear below them all hence not really many people would read it
fml
>>25170322
>write a big comment, proofread and correct for good measure
>press post while raising phone into the sky, because your internet is shit
>thread has been pruned or deleted
>>25170714
I fuckin' hate that shit.
Well there's one good thing about being a robot. You don't have to buy a lot of christmas presents.
Christmas is a meme. I don't celebrate 'special' days.
>tfw woke up sick, laid in bed and watched Modern Marvels all day
Next level comfy
cool , love cats.
>>25170238
You seem like a cool cat, my little kitten friend. a/s/l? Hit me up, boo.
>28 years old
>still don't have my driver's licence
>parents bought my a nice, cheap car I could have learned to drive in when I was 18 for my birthday
>threw a tantrum and made them sell it for a new PC and some Magic the Gathering cards
ITT: when your parents lost all hope for you
And don't delude yourself into thinking your parents love you
When I started frog posting irl
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