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It literally could not feel any less like Christmas to me.
It is 3 days away but it feels like it's August or something.
Am I getting old or what? What is happening?
It being summer doesn't help either. WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT FUCK.
>>25165644
Christmas/winter break have been depressing to think about since last year.
>1 year ago
>Finish first semester of college
>Failed 2 classes
>GPA is a 1.2
>Parents flip the shit
>Find my weed the same day
>Basically have me on lockdown for the next month and a half
>I knew I deserved it
Can't look at Christmas the same way again.
>>25165699
DUDE WEED LMAO
get out degenerate
>>25165753
>I have no addictions!
get out normie
i'm mtf and hate myself. have a recurring fantasy of being brutally raped/beaten by a hot guy and sometimes he kills me and keeps fucking my corpse. it's getting to the point where i think i want to seek this out somehow. starting to wonder if there's like a dark web place for extreme fetishists to meet up.
i think maybe i'm crazy.
>>25165632
craigslist my man
>>25165670
idk tho. what i want done to me might be illegal, and CL is the definition of public.
>>25165632
fetlife maybe?
>immigrant parents are kicking me out of their house when I finish Univershitty
>mfw they unironically think degree = job because they're boomers and also immigrants
>mfw I will never be able live to glorious NEET lifestyle where I won't have to leave the house
>mfw I will have to work a shit 30k a year job with my arts degree
>mfw I will never have enough time or money for vidya ever
I envy those who can become NEET masterrace.
>>25165566
>NEET = No Education, Employment or Training
>Uni
>Still fell for NEET meme
Oy Vey
>parents are gen xers
>don't have any retarded expectations
>are fine with me needing a few months out of school to find a job
>have been NEETing for over a month now
>not even worried
>parents are boomers
yeah you were fucked from the start
>have boomer parents
>be neet
>dad says one day "ok son, get in the car you've got work"
>rants about how im lazy and useless
>stops in front of some random company in the industrial district
>"this will do, go in and ask for a job"
>go in and ask to speak with a manager
>"hi im looking for work"
>manager looks at me weird and says they arent hiring
>go back to car
>dad asks wh I didnt get a job
>tfw no Misaki to save me
God fucking damn it
>>25165475
you never watched the anime right?
she was the main antagonist
>>25165491
I know
I am rewatching it now
It is that co-dependence of inadequacy that I want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpttHOHEKMo
The shittiest song I've heard in some time repetitive and trite just like we didn't start the fire and even more preachy.
>>25165337
>borders, what's up with that
It's to prevent the chainlink climbing chimp horde you have happening behind you while simultaneously singing.
Honestly, how can you truly love a girl who has had another man's cum on her face?
Don't you feel any shame?
How can there be any dignity in settling for another man's left-overs?
How can you feel any connection to a girl who pleasured someone else in the most intimate and physical way possible?
>>25165294
I'm going to need a sauce on the girl, OP, looks like my type.
Bumping this thread so we can have some serious discussion on this troubling topic.
>>25165294
I came to the conclusion that I don't deserve to feel love a long time ago. If you're looking for a woman to make you feel special you've fucked up on principle.
>You're too sissy and beta to please a woman, anon, but I suppose I can let you prep me for my date with a REAL man lol
>>25165259
Cool I'd do that if you weren't like 40 ya old hag
Moar gifs like that, but less shitty ones please.
>tfw your typing a reply but the thread dies.
>tfw you sage your own thread
>>25165338
I like yor style, sugah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exmE_FyVFKA
Get out Stacy now
>>25165227
>associating the classic Tempations with fucking Stacy
kill yourself
>mfw a flabby labby told me my standards were too high for wanting a gf without tattoos, piercings, and kids
>wanting a woman
wow talk about high standards
next you're going to tell me not getting laid is better than being gay
beggars can't be choosers m8
>flabby labby
I kek'd
![78afa69d807ad036453b677f2cc8a39d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/l4CCxjT.jpg "78afa69d807ad036453b677f2cc8a39d[1]")
how is he doing nowadays?
This is the 370th day he has carried luggage and he is becoming exceedingly efficient at it.
Anyone else remember when he would post on /r9k/ almost every night?
He was a robot like us at one time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW2YU3ce-_Y
>VIRAL VIDEO
fucking pathetic
>get text from bf
>can we talk after work tomorrow
what does he mean? it sounds ominous
>>25164955
I don't know faggot.
>>25164976
im a girl btw ^_^
asdqwe
>tfw it was penis inspection day at school again today
>>25164940
How'd it go, bud? Did you get a boner? Did you remember to wash?
>>25164971
It was the same guy doing the inspection as usual, I fucking hate that guy, he's always so smug about it and I'm 99% sure he doesn't actually need to stick fingers up my asshole to test prostate function on top of the regular penis inspection stuff. It's like why do you have to do extra stuff like that, who is he trying to impress?
Why do people always try to put a positive spin on everything? Why can't they just accept the fact that things suck sometimes? Why can't they accept the fact that it's perfectly normal to feel bad?
>>25164619
Because optimism is the Normal way of think by Normals for Normals and Normals are not used to having their opinions challenged.
