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>24 y.o kissless virgin
>somewhat attractive just introverted as fuck and awkward
>33 y.o single mother at work who is extremely flirty
>flirts with all the guys and all the guys want to do her
>i flirt back with her
>get partnered with her for work
>when i am comfortable with someone i am quite funny and i always had her in stitches
>she is constantly asking for my number
>asking me to ask her out
>she cried when i gave her a birthday present unexpectedly
she is in love with me and it scares me because i have never loved anyone and cant reciprocate. definitely not in a position to date a single mother.
how do you let a co worker down with out making it awkward?
>>25168125
if you're not interested it will show. just don't force yourself to do anything
>>25168454
This guy gets it.
Tho i would suggest you to fuck her to get rid of your virginity (i mean it, it will release a huge burden on your shoulders)
Females stop directing their attraction to you after a couple of weeks. They think you're too pussy to handle a strong womyn like them and decide to look for a new goytoy.
Just wait it out without kvetching already I'm saying
Can we have a comfy INFP thread my fellow INFPbros
There is no comfort, only suffering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrRNj4tP4Sc
AESTHETICS
>tfw thinking of pulling the trigger and buying the limited edition vinyl of that album
>tfw don't even own a vinyl player, just like the album art
I'm being actually serious, but I have fapped to pepe several times and it's almost becoming my fetish. It's all because of his sexy smug stare that makes my penis feel funny to the point where I masturbated to it and found my first love with a fucking meme.
Help me out /r9k/ and how to deal with these feels? This isn't any joke.
Look at all the appropriated pepes on twitter and normiebook. that'll wash the taste right out of your mouth
>>25167829
I want you to listen OP and listen carefully and closely
you need to
K I L L Y O U R S E L F
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>"I said it before, but it's for real this time. I'm going to fix myself"
How many times have you said it /r9k/?
>>25167777
Every other day. Nice quads.
I'll say it tomorrow. Can't be bothered, right now.
never, I'm beyond help
>tfw no average 5/10 bf
yep thats average alright
good call
>>25167772
This is average 5/10
Would you be willing to live in borderline poverty, sleeping in a tiny trailer, spending your days working at a nursing home, where you eat pretty shitty food, and spend your time surrounded by those who are about to die...
Yet, you are completely content with your life, no regrets, no dreams aside from remaining where you are, and the ability to essentially remain where you are forever, listening to the riveting tales told by those around you, surrounded entirely by friends, and beloved by everyone you meet?
sounds like a pretty comfy fucking lyfe
who /can't sleep/ here
nerve damage in my left arm is finally worsening to where I can't sleep
What happened to your arm, OP? I want to sleep but I'm at work, eating a bagel
>tfw go to sleep at 7:00
>tfw wake up at 16:00
>tfw currently skipping a nights sleep so that my sleep schedule is less fucked up
Same here man
I got prescribed Ambien and it works pretty good
>I have clinical depression
When will this meme end?
Grow the fuck up and stop being such a lazy, emo nigger.
>>25167445
quoted for absolute truth
>when i need/ask for help
geez grow the fuck up man
>when you ask/need help from other robot and he says no
geez this why you don't have friends.
>>25167498
Dude what the fuck r u tryin to day?
WHO HERE FAT ASS FUCK BECAUSE FOOD IS DELICIOUS AS FUCK
food=sex
og content
>Anon, since it's just the two of us, why don't we go upstairs to your room?
>>25167239
fat girls usually know how to suck dick real good
if you ever have the chance to get your dick sucked by a fat girl, take it. you dont have to fuck, but just let her zuck ya dick
S-s-s-ssure. S-ss-sorry.
Sorry, I would but I don't have a stair chair for you.
her: hi how are you
me: im doing okay. you
her: same
her: what are you doing for christmas
me: nothing really
her: *sends me a long story about how her grandma and aunt passed away and how she had no real plans for christmas*
me: thats sucks. you dont need to feel an obligation to do something on christmas
her: but I really want to do something on christmas
her: i want to invite everyone
me:okay
her: really I WANT EVERYONE TO COME
me: do you mean me?
her: yes if youre down
me: im down
Should I go? I've never met her mother. Would it be weird to go to her family dinner if I'm not even dating her?
>>25167087
frend zone 9000
>>25167087
Nothing is weird. If you want to go, then go. If you would rather not go, then do not go.
free food
>tfw in love with a coworker 6 years younger than me
>she's a virgin
>has same humor as me
>really nice
>always by my side
>tfw she has a bf
All I think about is her. Should I just quit? I work with other chicks but I don't think about them like I do her. Is there a way to make my brain hate her or some shit.
Shut the fuck up and get back to work you fool.
Seriously its not hard to suppress attraction.
I do it all the time.
Just remind yourself that you're delusional and enjoy the dream.
>virgin
If she's older than 14 she's not a virgin lad
>tfw no jerk off buddy
>>25166914
>tfw friends call me a jerk-off
>Tfw jerk off buddy>tfw when its a qt but kind of gross fembot with really weird fetishes
I can dig it
>haven't talked to my pic whore in almost a week now
Smug as fuck niggers
Why do japanese girls like putting their heads up skirts?
To mock the perverted and sexually frustrated culture that goes on over there.
>>25166851
That's not really a thing, is it?
>>25166901
I have no idea friend, perhaps you tell me.
