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Did you hear about the new meme Torby?
Awww what an adorable qt
I like lunboks better
>>25163275
Some people call him Torben
Gensokyo here I come
>>25163185
Farewell
llewwraf
Some of you guys are real fucking pricks. Just intrinsically. Like it's all you fucking know. And I guess you can't really be faulted for that.
It just grates on you after a while. It puts shit into perspective, it gets fit into a scope of grander schemes. Like unprejudice murder with wild abandon. You probably think of edge if you read that.
Imagine someone capable of doing it. Exactly as advertised. Now think of them being from here.
I know that not all of you can be pigeon holed into the same character archetypes. And some of you would still have the sand and moxxy to laugh in this person's face and joke about their intent.
But the rest of you wouldn't have the reality of someone's word catch up with you in time.
Like drivers in fucking LA. Everything that happens outside your car is processed in some odd unspoken concept like real life beyond you functions as a movie on some level. Like it isn't real and you aren't separated from it by like 7 inches of steel at best.
I just wish reality would shake you like a rag doll, shake me. Shake awareness and cognizance into you. And either strip away your humanity that's blinding you or present it on you if your empathy is busted.
You guys ignore and misconstrue messages and glamorize the worst of them.
You seem troubled. Have a rare Brett.
>>25163183
>Long, psuedo-intellectual post
>Rambles on and on without a point or theme
>Accuses [x] people of some morally wrong thing, despite the fact that nobody fucking cares
All this is missing is 1045 upvotes and an edit that says: Thanks for the gold, stranger!
Back to reddit!
>try my own cum for the first time
>can barely taste anything, it's only a little salty
Why do girls gag when they taste cum?
>>25163143
It's based on your diet.
As a fag, I've tasted more than just my own cum. Two people exactly, myself and my ex. Mine is very salty and leaves a terrible musty aftertaste for a while however my ex's tasted like water.
So you'll eventually feel bad for making them do it and they won't have to pleasure you orally. It's all mindgames.
>>25163143
How do I suck my own pee wee?
I'm only 6 inches btw
/sad/ thread anyone? It's been a long few days.
>be me few days ago, highschooler
(inb4 b&)
>pretty popular kid
>not bad looking, lots of friends
>meet girl in Chem class
>we start being friends
>both of us are agnostic, love Star Wars, similar interests, etc.
>she seems pretty cool
>isn't very popular, gets bullied super hard, as 5 brothers with all differant dads, family is awful to her, has heart problems/pacemaker
>still a fun person to be around
Now a few days ago
>I go to local restaurant w/ dad, going to see a neighbor play a gig, having a good time
>get text from girl
>she's on pot, start talking with her and it's pretty funny
>keep talking for a awhile, she gets a little serious and begins telling me some stuff I didn't know about her
>tell her she may say something she'll regret, she should stop texting
>she says shes fine
>mentions that she cuts
>ohfuckme.png
>this doesn't sit well with me
>tell her I'll discuss with her when she's sober
>go to bed
Next day she reads through texts, and I start talking to her about her problems. Tell her I want to help her, she's hesitent.
Last night
>calls me in middle of night
>crying hard, scared and angry, feeling suicidal
>tells me about her fucked up family
>mom is abusive, won't let her get antidepressents, beats her, told her to just kill herself after she attempted suicide once
>brother isn't much better
>other brothers/family avoids her because of her mom
>dad ran away a month before she had a major surgery
>we talk for hours, still talking at like 3 AM
>she falls asleep, I hang up and go to be
tonight
>she texts me
>she's feeling angry, sad, confused again
>she's hiding in her closet, doesn't know why
>just wants to hurt herself, wants to just give up and end it all
(Small cont. below)
cont.
>stops texting me
>Says "anon?"
>"Yeah."
>"Thank you for being a good friend."
>"No problem, I just want to help. Are you ok?"
No reply, I'm afraid. She might have finally given up. I'm kinda feeling like shit right know. Hoping she's ok but... I dunno...
Any other robots have a shit night?
the world is so depressing. I just wanna go out like Travis in taxi dinner, ja feel?
inb4 fuck you underage
today has been a shitty day
>I woke up late for my employment drug testing
>Lost $100 to OSRS account scam
>pain in my right abdomen idk what the fuck is
>my jewry is eating me alive
>i miss my 100 dollars
>have to wake up at 6 am yet I get off work at 12 am
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
I've been indecisive my entire life and I'm going nowhere. Should I kill myself or hang on and try to make something of myself?
Kill yourself, everything is pointless.
>>25163162
Okay I will then
Daily reminder that if you dislike women in general you are homosexual and there's nothing wrong with that
>>25163065
No, you just know whats up.
Theres a 5% of women anon, find it and you'll be happy forever.
The future of America :-)
>>25162727
Dude that's a really big cock! Fucking normies with their chaddicks...wait isn't this a cuckold thread? Wait what dude?
>>25162727
>thatfeelwhen you know if your gf saw a dick like that she'd start touching it and blushing and saying how much bigger it is than mine
>>25162727
Femanon here
If any guy whipped out a cock like that id have the same reaction and I'd most likely give him head and let him fuck me.
Big flaccid dicks get me super wet especially when a guy just whips it out of nowhere!
Are there thoughts, ideas, angers you have gestating inside your mind you'd never speak about unless directly asked or prompted?
As if there was this vampiric invitational principle you've applied to the tortured portions of your psyche you've forbid yourself from speaking on without unanimous compliance.
You've adhered yourself to the unquestionable convention that overt introspection is weakness. Internal conflict is meant to be digested quietly, indefinitely. Taken to the grave and beyond.
leaving you to writhe in your own mind in ineffable dissonance enraged at your own lack of comprehension to sort out enigmas you created without external attention.
Constantly participating in a shouting match with your own echoed rants, screaming, in livid anger. Wanting some reason to speak, but having no sanction. No prompter to make right and validate thoughts for analysis, they'll never come. The thoughts you think don't cross the minds of others. You won't find answers for questions you anticipate are not worth the time to vocalize, embarrassed to place effort to articulate the arguments. Waiting for a fucking sign that won't ever come. You're waiting to die just so the fucking voices stop, so you'll never risk hearing your own again. Never burden anyone with yours.
Waiting for the quiet.
Waiting for the quiet.
Waiting for the quiet to relieve you of duty.
Waiting for the quiet to excuse you from wasting your whole fucking life you didn't ask to live.
Waiting for the quiet.
Waiting for the quiet.
>>25162696
>Are there thoughts, ideas, angers you have gestating inside your mind you'd never speak about unless directly asked or prompted?
Literally everything.
Is getting autism bux hard?
Tell me /r9k/
I live in france, and I'm 18.
What can i do besides being fat and autist?
Should I go to the gym?
I was in the same shoes as you as I reached in the bag of chips with the controller/mouse in the other, pondering upon the thought. Should I go? Is it worth it?
Well, the first few weeks are gonna suck ass bro. Like major ass. But this is where people make/break. The first week, IF you go hard enough, you won't even be able to walk at normal pace because you're muscles will be screaming in agony. But that's what is meant to happen.
I've been going for a year now and I love it. After the 1st 2 weeks of going consistently, adding alittle more here and there, you don't even get sore anymore. I go 4 times a week now. But I was never obese or really fat, I was just skinny fat so it didn't take me very long to drop the flab.
Do it man, you won't regret it. No I don't eat healthy, unfortunately. Im just too lazy to do all that shit.
All I could say is, if you decide to get fit you have to expect to do whatever you're doing forever. As soon as you go back to your old ways, you go back to your old body.
That's why the rate of successful weight loss is so low. You need an active life, not a short term diet and exercise plan.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with my hair on a day to day basis? Whenever normies give advice for getting bitches they usually include something like "Get a decent haircut".
What does that actually mean in practical terms? My parents never explained this. Right now I just shower and then let it dry into whatever form it takes.
pls respond
bloxbloxblox
Why does all of r9k complain about having a small dick all the time. It's not like you'll ever use it, so why bother worrying?
There's nothing like the feeling of filling both your hands with your cock as you stroke it.
>call 9198522222
>ask if this is pizza hut
>post call on vocaroo
trust me their reaction is hilarious
shameless
self
bump
nigger
>>25163402
Fuck off samefaggot, go back to leddit.Also I saged
>Not absolving yourself of your NEET status to earn the funds necessary for a gun to kill yourself with
It only takes one paycheck, anon
>selling out to bail out
thats like double fail
