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>first day of winter break
>ate 100 pizza rolls
>jerked off three times
how was your day /r9k/?
>>25161958
>day off work today
>mom made me do things
>bitched about me having the heater on instead of wearing more clothes
>most of the day was spent watching youtube videos and eating chinese food
>jerked off 4 times, the first time was early in the morning after I had been edging for 3 hours because I hadn't jerked off in a while
Salami sandwiches all day every day.
>>25161991
>mom made me do things
that is the worst feel,
i usually just want to hibernate in the basement and avoid contact with my mother
>Muster the balls to ask a girl from work out
>She says yes
>We go out have fun, have some drinks
>I walk her home, she asks me if i want to go insde
>I say yes
>She changes her mind, paddles back in a split second, says she has to wake up early
>whatever.jpg
>Before i leave she asks me to send her a text in the morning to wake her up
>Send text in the morning
>She responds with "thanks babe"
>"Insta mega crush mode activated"
>Next day at work
>She is acting wierd doesn't talk to me aside from a few words
>I try to talk to her and keep things cool but now i feel like i'm losing my mind when i'm near her
>Same thing for the following days
>Ask her again a week later, she says no
>Ask her out two weeks after that, she says no again
>One day she texts me and calls me "buddy"
And that's the story of how Stacy almost let me put my dick into her. I guess i'll just wait 4 more years and become a wizard.
Oh well. Next!
Remember, if you're in a woman, you were just the best cock option at the time. If you're not, you weren't.
Guys I need your help. I'm having an arguement with this fag over the superior Stacy anatomy. Please help vote to settle this debate.
http://strawpoLL.me/6333164
I thought those were sanic shoes.
Hello 4chan it's come to my attention that my picture was recently used for dumb memes on this website. I am here to say that if I see an uncensored version of my likeness without my permission again I will contact my family's lawyer.
Why were you even crossdressing? Don't you know that's degeneracy?
>trying to sue people after you posted photos of yourself on a public forum
Who will you sue anyway? 4chan? Or will you just try to subpoena 4chan to find out who is posting your image? What if they are in another country?
>>25162025
I'll find a way to take care of them.
IS BEING FUCKED BY CHAD! I feel so sick when I think about this crap man. I am 25 and never had a girlfriend and recently I started talking to a girl. She friend zoned me and then in a casual conversation tells me she has been traveling to fucking washington to see some FUCKER. Granted she didn't say anything about them being together but I feel like she is getting dicked down by him.
I feel sick only because she would have been fucking PERFECT for me. Then I find out she spends like 500 dollars every other month to go see some fuck IN WASHINGTON WHEN SHE LIVES IN FUCKING NEW YORK!
How do you cope knowing that the girl you like a lot has no interest in you? What bugs me most is that women don't EVER seem to think about me. ever. I am not an attention whore but I get no attention ever. Its like pulling teeth getting women to do shit with me.
SO I end up just leaving them alone. Fuck...
You know what you should do?
Stop being a pussy ass faggot and stop chasing your "perfect girl". What the fuck do you know about perfect, she doesn't want you as anything but a friend so either suck it up or be a cunt and just never meet her again.
Noone would ever want to have sex with such a pathetic human being. EVER. Nut up or shut up.
Its a sad truth, but you can't be friends with women. It just does not work. Make your intentions clear quickly. If they are not down then move on. You will see as you do this that in general women are not all "unique" as you think they might be. They are all quiet the same, just with different faces actually...
>>25161893
>mfw my ex that I dumped 4 years ago is now my best friend
>mfw most of my regular crew of friends are punk chicks
>now that I think about it all but 3 of my friends are female
>one of those 3 is a FTM trans
>never had any friendzone problems, never "fallen" for any of them or had the reverse happen
>mfw they are the best wingmen ever and when we go to shows they go around the bar telling girls about how great I am (and not in that cumbersome, obvious way that male wingmen do)
If a girl likes both dogs AND peanut butter, is that a red flag?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bmBiXXrj0a
>tripshit replied to my thread
who are you again?
>shaved
>flossed, brushed teeth
>took a shower
>washed my clothes
>trimmed my nails
>put vaseline on my lips
who /makingit/ here?
all this to walk back to your bedroom and hunch over your computer? tut tut
>>25161736
>vaseline
Please buy some actual lip balm. Other than that, I'm proud of you anon. God speed.
>>25161766
not OP, but i do the same thing.
lip balm is vasline with some flavor anyway.
>tfw you're coming to terms with liking guys
What happened to me? I never liked guys at all but now every now and then gay love thoughts creep into my fap fantasies. Is it the crushing loneliness?
>tfw found a cute boy that says I make him happy and Im actually falling for him
>>25161652
same thing is happening to me and yeah i think its because of loneliness.
i haven't had real physical contact with another human in years. my friends gf touched my hand and i got chills and my dick twitched.
maybe one day i'll have a companion.
>>25161695
where do i find cute boys
Ok, here's my deal.
I'm looking for a girl. I want to jerk off looking at your face. I mean, if you wanted to show tits go ahead, but not necessary. I won't show penis unless requested.
ADD ME AND SHIET
Pic related. this is what I get questing for tits on omegle under the tumblr tag. Underage boys.
Fuck my life pls halp
polloaviariato123 is skype
>>25161632
>tumblr tag
>>25161632
Ugh, post dick or gtfo
>>25161632
You look Arab SENPAI
sandnigga hahahaha haha faggot
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS
SILENTOAD
SILENTOAD
NOW WATCH ME WHIP
NOW WATCH ME NAE NAE
hello chadlius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9VCdnEJ_QI
>>25163213
>little black kid
>looks like he could beat the shit out of me
Ask an 18 year old femanon who's still not even had her first gangbang anything. Why was my thread deleted?
I was answering real questions from curious anons and what I'm saying is 100% true. nothing wrong with this. Stop oppressing me bitchez. I ain't oppressing you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h91EifGfDP
>>25161465
Saged and reported
Nobody wants you here
>>25161504
Well that was just rude.
>>25161535
Ok, well I think I'm a rare breed and extremely special. Why would you not want me here?
All I'm doing is offering to answer questions, what's wrong with this?
>try to reorganize my porn collection I keep on the family server (I saw my dad using google images for porn and felt bad so I put my stash on the server, mom can't into technology so she'd never find it)
>5 fucking files can't be moved because they're open
>dad's bedroom door is closed
>dad is fucking multiscreen viewing my porn again
REEEEEEEEE
>>25161450
10/10 if not pasta. kek
>>25161450
>Sharing porn with dad
You truly are a kind soul, let no one tell you otherwise
Hello there Chads and Stacies, what plans do you have this coming New Years?
For me I do what I do every day when I don't have uni.
>Sleep in
>rewatch some Breaking Bad and browse imageboards
>go to the gym and not lift for girls
>play some video games
>study some World War 2 history, maybe work on my Blood Ravens army
>more video games and imageboards
>go for a night walk and have a cigarette or two
>Go home, do some push ups, jerk off, and go to sleep
And you know what? I wouldn't have it any other way
So your gonna drown in self pity? Have fun.
>>25161406
Where did it even imply that I was going to drown in self pity? What part of
>I wouldn't have it any other way
did you not understand
>So, you've been messaging one of my best friends about her weight, eating disorders and having an ass, and I'm telling you that you NEED TO STOP. Saying that girls aren't perfect because of their weight or height is ridiculous, extremely low of you, and downright rude and disrespectful. I don't care who you are, or if you've had a horrible past experience with a women to cause you to think that, you need to keep your mouth shut regardless. Have some respect. I am a guy, and I still value and respect women, if they're 90 lbs or if they're 400 lbs, because a women's full beauty is not defined by her physical features. Saying to a girl who is 140 lbs that they're "Too fat" or that they're "ass isn't big enough" is so wrong. My friend is absolutely beautiful; she doesn't need an "ass" or need to lose weight. How dare you tell her she's not. Who died and made you king to label women? I'm really disappointed in our male population these days because we downgrade women on assets that we expect them to have, but they don't need because they are already beautiful. I'm glad I'm not like that, and I actually respect women, you should learn a few things from me.
>>25161378
White knight thread uetec
>>25161378
Plz learn to properly greentext before you shitpost, thanks
I will always care about you robot
>>25161333
>implying
wouldn't letting it go feel much better?
