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omg I did it.

I pretended to be a girl in the online chat and it was great.

Everyone were so nice to me and I was getting TON of attention. This never happened like that when I was being myself.

Almost *almost* I start to wonder how would it be if I would trap irl. Life would be so easy as a girl.
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Don't do it, you'll just end up killing yourself
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If you can pull it off, go for it. We need more traps.
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Congrats OP, been there, done that. This is the first step in accepting that your bissexual. Next thing you know, you'll just be chatting with bi/gay dudes online like me, while only pretending to be a girl every so often.

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What's the best meme of 2015? deus vault is the best meme of 2015.
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>>25156445
>vault
You don't even know your memes lmao
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>>25156462
I'll meme you right in the ass you fucking faggot then we'll see who is laughing
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Deus vult is a millenium old you dumbass

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>tfw when you're a permavirgin
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>>25156421

Are you saving yourself or do you want to lose it?
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>tfw you have been in a irc channel for virgin losers since 2013 and everybody is losing their virginity then leave and you fear you'll be the only loser left
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don't mind me i'm just here to laugh at you people :^)

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FUCKING UNBAN ME FROM /TV/ RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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ok done
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>the current year
>not being behind 7 proxies
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>tfw no fun allowed there anymore

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my dad wants to see my family who lives across 2 states, he wants to see all his kids together before he dies, he seems okay to me, but whatever. My brother is working so we have to stop and see him on the way and one of my cousins got a sex offender charge by another family member so I guess I'm being forced to go support him. He's around my age so I'm probably gonna have to do the most supporting even though I'm in shit waters myself like goddamn, I'd be more okay with this if I had my own shit together. How do I support him? Anyone else dreading christmas?
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>>25156368
Mr. sprinkles my dude, how are you man?
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>>25156704
Pretty good I guess except for everything in the OP, wbu lad?

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>entire extended family is coming over in 3 days
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Normal fuck main character if your entire family's Christmas is being hosted at your house
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They will probably not even ask if you have a gf anon

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>tfw literally do not understand emojis and have to google what they mean each time I'm sent one
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>>25156337
:^)
Whats the problem buddy?
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>>25156337
I just ask my sister

being a beta with a Stacey or Chad sibling helps understand all the weird shit normies make and do.

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>tfw tomorrow is a new day and a new me

b306f74d8864764f06e4b411994b23da
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PIC related, don't get high hopes

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Can I get NEETbux for having professionally diagnosed OCD?
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Not in the U.S. Psychiatric conditions have to be a lot more serious than that, and even then, you'll likely get turned down. People with serious physical deformities even get turned down and have to go through numerous appeals before being accepted, and then their cases are reviewed within 3 years and the rejection process starts all over again.
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>>25156219
But then how do all these robots get money for having autism?
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>>25156318

Autism and OCD are two very different things. And I'm pretty sure no one in the U.S. receives government benefits for being a NEET. There's no such assistance program here. Closest thing you can do is receive college grants, which will give you enough left over money to live on. Of course, you have to be enrolled in college for that.

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Any you robots live in south FL? I am looking for roommates. I am a 22M and work an okay job. Trying to move out of my parents house, I have moved out two other times. I am a healthy,fit and a clean person. Looking for a few roommates.
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Try Craigslist or try making friends OP, I feel pretty sad about this.

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I was doing a sudoku and thought I was on a roll until I put a number down and realised I already put that number in that column. I couldn't see how I had messed up previously and I got really depressed.

I don't think I'll ever try one of these puzzles again.

Fuck sudoku.
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>>25155889
I'll help you sudoku anon-kun. I'll hold your hand and we'll solve it together.

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>2013 was almost 3 years ago
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>started dating the love of my life in 2012
>dumped me in 2014

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Dentist said there will be fuck ton of work, I'm going to have to get full mouth debridement next wee, I'm scared as fuck, they literally cut your gums open with sharp tool and I've heard it's painful as fuck

Help me robots
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If it makes you feel better, I got two root canals on the same tooth, this year and it was a breeze. The worst part of it all was keeping my mouth open for that long.

I actually had the tooth derided a couple weeks, ago, and I'm going to get it filled next week.

Also, post your chompers.

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All pussy is the same
Black, white , Asian, Latina, Indian or Arab

The electric Jew lied to you
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What about animal pussy

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>tfw getting drunk on a Monday afternoon listening to Rihanna

Who /lostcontrol/ here
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>>25155638
guy are you still here!? im drunk too, 23:25 in germany, i drink vodka life is shit

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