Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7028. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7028. page
Who here /badmorningbreath/ and /smellyfarts/
What does this indicate? Every sigle fart smells like something is dying inside my ass.
Improve your diet you disgusting cunt.
>>25147898
It's most likely your diet, need some veggies and fruits, junk food mostly makes you gassy
How can I commit to a veggie and fruit lifestyle at least for a month to change my digestive issues around? Pasta makes veggies so much tolerable, but it's fucking pasta.
hey i just got fired from my job. back to the NEET lifestyle i guess.
>>25147641
just get another job? why wouldn't you just get another job?
you're a lazy slob
okay, americanfags, what state do you guys live in. if two of you live in the same state you must fuck. no matter what, go.
Massachusetts. I really like living here. Been to other states, been I like here the most.
ok I've had it, I need a good fps to play, I miss playing tf2 into the morning with my autist friends
can someone recommend a good fps.not cs shit kill yourself
>>25147327
whats your steams name?
>>25147327
cs go best ever
Tribes Ascend senpai.
ACD on top
Tickety Tockety
>>25147244
Thisand wagecuckety.
>tfw christmas is on Friday
>tfw 2016 is less than two weeks away
>>25147106
>tfw 2016 is not going to be any better than 2015 anyway
>>25147891
that sucks, got my hopes up for nothing
Isn't it wonderful?
Did it occur to anyone aside from myself that if the whole free college bullshit goes through you will literally have highschool 2 with less rules? People who have regrets about highschool will get a second chance to redeem themselves.
Honestly I don't want a literal cuck to be elected president but if he is I suppose it won't be all bad.
>>25147087
If bernie-san gets elected, will I still have to pay my student loans?
>>25147186
Yes, because bernie-san cannot undo the past, senpai. Your denbts are your denbts and they shall never leave you desu.
TFW trap fapped.
I also stuck a dildo up my ass and got really horney and started sucking the dildo
>>25147026
feel no shame! revel in these newly found joys.
>>25147026
stop inventing new diseases family t. tired med student
>>25147026
did the dildo taste like poo or smell really bad? or did you have a pre anal enema? if not you can expect to have case of Bombay belly soon.
ITT we post pictures that sum up /r9k/ along with a nonsensical sentence to appease the robot.
I'm watching sonic boom right now.
>women will approach a girl with the intention of coitus
Does anyone else get haunted by this fact? All women will go find a guy they want to fuck as soon as they meet them
>>25146905
yeah yeah yeah whatever
>You will NEVER EVER be a qt animu girl doing qt anime things with her perfect anime friends
WHY WHY WHY WHY
kokoro pyon pyon~
>>25146901
Life sucks. We can always pretend.
>>25146901
Do you need a pet wanchan
Tick tock wagies. How are you gonna fund Mr. Shekelstein's new private jet if you're late?
Another day, another dollar.
>>25146885
Thisjet he's going to buy is very exclusive so wagies must work at 200% efficiency.
I write for a newspaper. Flexible hours are pretty chill but I work a lot.
Love it :D
My boss isn't a jew, numbnut.
how do I get a good job?
what's good school? i've done high school in finland
HOW DO I GET A JOB?
HOW DO I GET INTO A SCHOOL?
HOW JOB
O
W
J
O
B
How the fuck is this fair?
My friends house
>lives with his grandparents
>has a whole story of the house to himself with no noise
>they literally don't go upstairs for even a second
>he can freely smoke and blast music all he wants and has 0 noise when he sleeps
>he has like 1 neighbor who's old and doesn't make a single peep
Me:
>live with parents
>they spend all day next to my room
>they spend all day walking past me and waking me up keeping me up and barging into my room probably 3 times a day
>have thin as fuck walls
>can hear light switches under me as if I was right next to them
>kitchen and parents room is right next to mine and all day long I hear very loud abrupt noise especially in the morning
>have 8 fucking neighbors in a hillbilly town
>every single neighbor next to me has a dog that barks for hours at a time and they all point directly at my house
>Neighbor has an 18 wheeler that he let's sit there for a half hour idling
>its literally so loud its vibrating my head right now
>other neighbor has a car that is for some reason as loud as an airplane when he starts it and he too let's it sit there and idle
>in the summer people are working on houses and mowing lawns at 8 am
>in the winter I hear people using utilities vehicles and that god awful backing up noise
Get a job and move out already.
See if granny's renting some of those spare rooms
>>25146693
i know that feel bro. right now im sharing a room with a relative that snores like a pig snorting cocaine. everything else is so quiet her snoring seems amplified. i have had to deal with this bullshit for the last 5 years. it has literally changed me as a person. im thinking if i cant find a nice truck to sleep in, in the next few months im gonna an hero.
As the gatekeepers of sex, do women prefer depriving men of it? Even more than having sex with Chad?
Pic related. He is so unhappy. He had his life and right to pussy denied. And she loves it. She loves the idea of denying the poor fellow sex.
>>25146642
are you implying that she should fuck the wombat
>>25146865
she already did
just look at her face
>>25146642
you make a good point anon
