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Hey guys, so it looks like I'll be spending my new year with my 3 year old cousin and my grandmother. So how's your new year looking? Anything interesting how/with who you want to celebrate?
family is the best. strangers/friends are overrated as fuck.
>i just want to impregnate every qt woman i see
>all i can think about while having sex is how much i want to blow a load inside that fertile pussy and knocker her up
>i want to have like 10 pregnant woman with my child living in the same house
What is my problem guys
you probably should of worked on that instead of your anime figurine collection then for all these years
>>25151084
harem complex
>>25151131
i had sex without a condom 3 times but i didnt have the balls to cum inside
i want it to happen but at the same time i dont want cause i know it will ruin my life
Why are indian girls called "desi" on 4chan is it short for DESIGNATED?
>>25151082
Yup, you figured it out.
Good job.
I hate my gender, can I just become a trans so I can be a qt girl and not be a dumb robot guy who complains about girls and everything they do just because they got rejected by the angelic creatures.
advice on switching genders?
Switch planes of existence instead, by killing yourself.
You don't switch gender, there's no real active change in your psychology, just do you, I know it's advice that's always touted, seriously, do what makes you happy. Your life has already started, you're not waiting for it really start, it's already happened, get on it.
There might be some good advice on /lgbt/ anon
...and I sat there next to the the glass, watching them work. From above, it was mesmerizing, the patterns of movement they followed. Never straying from the path before them unless given motive. They worked tirelessly day in and day out, clearing tunnels and sorting resources, never talking time for themselves. Finally, I lifted the lid of their prison and, with an eyedropper, squeezed some sugar water onto the table. Soon enough the ants began rising to the surface of the soil, and attempting to climb the non-stick sides of the glass. As more and more ants clamored, they began to stack on top of one another, forming an ant staircase. Finally they reached the top, and four foraging ants were sent out into the unknown, to gather what they could find. Quickly, they discovered the sucrose and hastily began harvesting what they could. The fourth ant stepped up to harvest, but instead turned towards me and began walking. His brethren, seeing this change of heart, quickly turned on him and ripped him apart. The remaining three then returned to the colony, to give them what resources they found. I put the lid back on the ant farm...
I realized now that the colony was itself an organism with wants and needs. Led by the majority, it was designed to eliminate waste and cultivate prosperity. On the macro scale, one would look at the humans on earth and say: "Look at the paths they follow... How mesmerizing.. "
Wakey wakey wagey... The weekend's over ;)
>>25151015
holiday neetcucks. holiday for two weeks!
take that neets!
>>25151555
Good goy, Wal mart is open on Christmas...
how has does porn ruin your life?
>>25150815
not at all, I have self controlalthough I can now only fap to tranny porn, no biggie tho
Why are women more primitive than men?
Why do people feel the need to make an entire thread for every useless thought that goes through their peanut-sized brain?
>that one episode where George does the opposite of everything he'd normally do and becomes a total alpha overnight
Does this really work?
Which episode?
>>25150780
Well, he was at least intelligent enough to discern when it applied. Other than that, yes. If what you're doing isn't working, you need to take a different approach by doing everything completely differently. It changed my life.
>>25150789
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Opposite
who /faps to bbc porn to fight their internal racism/ here
>tfw can't find good BBC on asian porn
>most of JAV is censored, but that would prob be the best in this category.
>tfw fapped to the Korean hooker fucking the BBC bull again, but it wasn't as hot as the first time.
hah who am i kidding, who /legit cuckold/ here
Do you subconsciously imagine yourself as the woman?
>>25150770
no. am i doing it wrong?
>>25150739
yeah
best vid tbqhfam
http://www.xvideos.com/video3848782/korean_wife_fullfills_black_fantasy
Ericka Camacho thread, cumnachos or gtfo.
Start.
Related because I know this won't get replies.
Who else here thinks they're likely to die of starvation or dehydration inside a VR pod within a week of fully immersive ones reaching the market?
>>25150560
i think the need to empty your bowel would be the first problem you would face. when at rest the human body can sustain itself for quite a while
>eyes suddenly aching, feeling heavy.
>can't vidya or prolonged monitor exposure.
y
so the second track the band were to record
So pepe is obviously a (sith) shitlord and wojack the light side feel jedi right ?
>>25150495
>obviously a (sith) shitlord and wojack the light side feel jedi right ?
>relating fictional characters to unrelated fictional characters
>obviously
Have you ever made a mistake that got everyone roasting you?
Frequently, can't really remember any because I block them all out pretty badly.
>>25150652
>Frequently, can't really remember any because I block them all out pretty badly.
You sound like a faggot.
Getting born.
>left arm suddenly going weak
>>25150262
Gudnight sweet prince ;_;
>>25150262
you're having a heart attack or a stroke dude. Get to the E.R. immediately.
>>25150262
>left arm weak and in pain
>moves moves to shoulders and lower back
I've accepted death and no longer afraid to die
![Seinfeld-The-Opposite[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fh3Rw8f.jpg "Seinfeld-The-Opposite[1]")
