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>tfw spent 1500Euro on Christmas gifts this year and now I'm flat broke
At least her BF won't outspend that so that's a plus!
I spent $80.15 on gifts for a girl on steam and she still ignores me.
>spend 300 euros on my fiancee
>just says thanks
>her boyfriend got her some shitty flowers and they are having sex in the next room right now
How did my life get this fucked up
>getting out of the bed
>poop and piss
>brush your teeth
>shave
>take a shower
>buy groceries
>make dinner
>wash your cloths
>play vidya and fap
>going to sleep
as a neet it feels like i already have a job at home. If was a wage kek i would be so stressed out by doing these chores at home. I can barely get out of bed
>>25152622
Oh yes 50 minutes of work
I want neetbux :(
You don't buy groceries and wash your clothes every day, and if that's the most stressful thing you have to do, then be grateful.
>>25152654
Actually if you take public transit that's a lot
>"don't come crying to us when things don't work out with old Chad, eh?"
>gives you a sad yet smug smile, does a 360 and walks off into the distance, and you quickly lose sight of him. "for a big guy, he sure moves pretty fast" you think to yourself.
>>25152617
>for a big guy
>for
>big guy
>four
>big guy
UUUU
>>25152617
I like what you've done with the idea but it's a bit lacking in substance.
It's too bad because this thread could go places.
>girl tells me that she is on her period
whats her purpose?
I notice this as well, they will also say they "need to pee" rather than "use the washroom".
It's like they just love to remind you of the fact that they're a girl, and have a vaginal.
>mom has retarded girlfriend over and she keeps laughing like a literal retard
omg this shit makes me so mad
why do women suck so much?
>>25152309
I'm a grown ass man and I giggle like a little girl a lot of the time but my dad's laugh sounds like Eddie Murphy's. I dont think you can really choose what your laugh sounds like.
>not fucking your mom's MILF friend
One job, one job.
Why is it so negative here? You guys should change your attitude
board needs to be renamed to Bullies, that way everyone knows the content and what they're getting into
r9k still being named r9k is retard website management.
you should browse the website you own and know what's on it.
>mfw a cutfag was bragging about his sex life near me
yeah, must be great to feel only a tiny fraction of the pleasure lmao
I've seen someone blow their face off with a shotgun on a livestream, gurgling blood out of a gaping hole where their mouth used to be, but that picture still makes me squeamish
TFW I actually work for a guy named Chad.
>>25152010
Woah, and I know someone named Stacy, what are the odds!
When the fuck did /b/ infiltrate this board? All these shit tier posts without the charm or wit.
To Pepe A Butterfly
>fembots
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
/\\\\/
This is now an MIB thread
L M A O
M
A
O
KEK
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original. desu senpai desu
My dick is 3 inches and i'm dumb as shit. I'm a manlet too!!!!!!
when you come to find your qt 3.14 East Asian gf on the couch snuggling with mutual Chad friend and the whole apartment smells like cum and sex but don't say anything and race to the bedroom to get on the computer.
That's why you don't help niggers
ITT WE SHITPOST
>>25151723
shitposting engaged faggot
tyfgvv tgyh
YOU SEE THIS PIECE OF SHIT
>spend my NEETdom studying the Vedic texts and doing esoteric mystical yoga
>spent the last 12 hours staring straight into the Void, where even death is powerless
>have finally come to the conclusion that we are all doomed, there is no hope for anyone
>the Void will overtake us, we will return to it, and we are completely at its whim
I have gone too far. How do I become a wagecuck and try to ignore this? How do I live a normie life, completely oblivious and free? NEETdom is horrible, people aren't meant to have all this time for academic pursuits and contemplation. The secrets you will unearth are too powerful, and they will only drive you to madness. Man isn't meant to stare straight into himself and discover the truth, man is meant to turn back into servile animal, following his base instincts. He cannot evolve enough to accept the true reality of the universe at large, he is only a child.
Turn back before it's too late. It's a dead end.
>>25151688
You already are the void, and you are already inside it, you are the infinite experiencing itself from an individual perspective. Use the gift while you have it.
oh my gawd LOL this is sooooo me xDd
Who hurt u op
>>25151529
High school was only "hard" if:
>you were a triggered tumblrina who couldn't handle the real world for two seconds and decided to spend 4 years pissing your pants in an "art" "school"
>you were severely retarded and/or socially autistic
>you spent the first three years getting high with no way to dig up the GPA
Otherwise, high school was easy as shit
You haven't articulated your anger so it's hard to actually have a discussion.
They aren't good, but they're relatively inoffensive.
Do you want a tumblr girl comics general thread?
That might be more popular than just posting in passive aggressive memespeak.
We could even do edits.
ITT porn actresses you don't like
>>25151391
all of them, I'm into amateur shit, porn actresses gross me out
She looks old. For the most part, yes.
