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Weird realizations you have had:
Due to the fact that in the past that brothers and sisters got married and inbred, we are all completely different physically compared to those that lived in the B.C.E era.
Another one I have had:
The obsession with celebrities and idolization of them is not because of what they are, but we are jealous of what they have.
I've never seen an eggman video because I hate dumb tripfag drama. But now I'm having a change of heart.
What are the essentials?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn1fwrq_QO0WkzBjdIM-8uQ/videos
knock yourself out senpai
>>25150188
Daily reminder that Eggman is a normie who literally interacts with other normies all day at a gas station cash register
>British telecommunications company Sky will automatically block adult content by default for all of its new broadband customers from 2016, the company has revealed.
https://www.rt.com/uk/326684-sky-porn-blocking-filters/
already downloaded all the cuck porn i need from /gif/
>>25150159
"So, do you want porn to be blocked on your computer?" -"No!" -"Tsss! Fine."
Also >rt.com
>when your daughter has a night out with the boyz
>>25150033
sve.
>>25150033
You can see her roast from there. yikes.
that soul crushing feeling when no perfect goddess girlfriend
Don't let your suicidal ideation be dreams.
Yesterday, you said tomorrow.
JUST do it.
>>25149922
Just get your club and go out and grab one you beta
>>25150046
and then keep her in my basement?
>first day of first job ever
>woke up at 11:30AM
>was to supposed to be at work by 6:30AM
NEET life chose me. The NEET life chose me.
Lol that's hilarious. Now just don't return any of their calls and stuff
Once you go NEET you always repeat
>>25149889
You are a Master among slaves senpai
>>25149889
Why are you so shitty? Please try harder anon.
>that feel when no /feet/ gf
JUST
just fap? just fap.
>tfw you find a youtube channel where a girl posts videos of her feet after she's been running and exercising and they're all sweaty and covered in lint
>tfw you jerk off like the world is exploding around you and it's the last time you'll ever cum
>tfw no stinky blonde girl feet to sniff
Are there any robots with important jobs or positions of authority? Policemen or management types. How do you deal with being both?
>>25149758
m-maybe.
i work for the Eternal Beast.
i just work hard and shitpost hard m8.
Who /entirety of being ascended to another plane of existence in which they have assimilated to the mass consciousness that is 4chan and are slowly being swept away into memehalla/ here?
I don't know about you.
But there's no other other place I'd rather be than memehalla senpai
Any of you guys know shit bout paypal?
I managed to find a guy who will pay me $50 a week to send him shit via snapchat (no homo) but obviously I don't want him to have any of my personal details.
Can he pay me on PayPal just with my email and never learn my real name or anything?
Google.
Original comment.
>>25149689
It's harder to google this than you think
The janitors on /tv are oppressing me again
I cant talk about actresses disliking carbs without getting banned
>spend 10 minutes typing up a bait post
>only one reply
>>shit bait try harder next time
Try spending 20 minutes on your bait this time.
Good luck, anon! :)
Becoming a wizard on the 27th.
At least I have one last Christmas.
>>25149383
I'll be there in 4 years.
>>25149383
Well, youre not really a virgin. Life fucked you like savage.
Why not hire a prostitute and not become a wizard?
>It's almost like
If you ever started a sentence with this, kill yourself.
>>25149365
It's almost likeOP is a faggot
It's almost like OP just got BTFO by someone who used that phrase and is now massively asshurt
its almost like i dont give a fuck
What are you guys doing for the holidays?
I will probably be drinking alone in my dorm.
playing vidya, posting on the 4chinz.
eating delicious food
watching funny things on the internet
fappan
sleepan
readan
@25149338: nice cat pic
