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>Open /r9k/ for another night after work
>first 3 threads are gay threads
When did /r9k/ become /lgbt2/? Serious question, when did traps and faggots start coming here en masse or has it always been that way?
Time for a PoN thread
pretty view youve got there
I took a picture of your dad's buttforest last night
>>25138516
Wasn't too bad. Deer Park Campground, Washington
Where's that?
I imagine it's nice having someone to share your hobbies and thoughts with, All I talk about with people I know is work and a brief agreement that such and such was good if I disagree and share a thought it goes over their head and I get told not to think too much; Being an adult is no different than being in high school except I'm more confident and sure of myself.
Hfw I ask her if she likes crafting memes.
Honestly it is pretty nice. I found a couple friends from work that share hobbies and similar feelings as me recently. We hang out, talk about anime or vidya or music then bitch about out woman failures or minor not so failures and get drunk. But your crazy if you think a woman will share that with or otherwise complete you. You need to unlearn everything you know about them because most of them are empty vessels, not all mind you. Ive met some that were amazing artist or writers but most of them only have their looks.
>sriracha
>green tea
G O O D
M E M E
Manlets, look on the bright side. We can't lose someone's respect because nobody respects us in the first place.
Also, we can hang ourselves easily because our feet won't ever touch the ground
Have you brushed your teeth recently?
>>25138305
Yes. Brushed and flossed them this morning and will brush and floss them before I go to bed tonight.
Thanks for asking!
I have no organization and I need a huge fuckload of sleep everyday, so I don't even shower or brush my teeth most of the time, except on weekends (when I have weekends at all)
Thankfully I'm now on a break so I can groom myself and get all the sleep I need and not skip meals, which feels like paradise
>>25138305
2-3 times a day.
Has someone ever eyeraped you?
Also what type of girls have you attracted in your life?
Only fat girls for some reason.
Real life memers, BAKA DESU SENPAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOub5epuwPQ
5:51
>>25138151
I like the white guy that said nigga.
Bobby Lee is the only good Asian. One of the few good ones.
/blini/ thread
>>25138114
That's a kot you redditfag. The blini is the pancake.
>>25138133
I know but i call him bliniand his real name is Jazz, faggot. Kot is Cat in russian
Back to Krautchan, faggot.
>hair is thinning more and more
>>25138073
>life is becoming a bore and chore as I ole
>face is getting saggy
>>25138213
Quitting smoking would help
>at town gathering for Christmas shit
>live in relatively small town
>socializing with acquaintances and neighbors
>see 7/10 that I went to preschool with
>haven't seen her in years
>she is looking at me like she wants to talk to me
>keep on talking to neighbors, ignoring her for whatever reason
>7/10 keeps looking at me throughout
>keep on ignoring her
>end up walking home never talking to her
>mfw
What's wrong with me?
>>25138008
You did the right thing. Nothing would've come of it. She would've just used the "im only in town for the holidays so it will never work" bullshit
>>25138008
Why are you such a pussy?
>>25138104
I don't know anon, I don't know
Tfw no weeaboo gf
>>25137882
crouching tiger hidden dick
>tfw no fujoshi gf to play Tales of with
Why even life?
>>Lost about 50 lbs over the past 2 years
>>Got a qt caring gf
>>Somewhere finally hired me (ty nepotism)
It's getting better robots
>>25137756
50 lbs over 2 years? I lost70 pounds over the corse of 6 months get on my level faggot
>>25137808
Wasn't really actively trying the whole time although I've never gone full commitment on it. Proud of you anon :]
>tfw no tuko calling, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, kanin picking, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, jeepney driving, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>has the best shitposting thread
>blows Colombia the fuck out
>Wins Ms. Universe
How can you say that Filipinas aren't the best girls in the world?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9aRmmWX5XI
>too lazy to make a new thread so I'm bumping this one
>>25138315
>And Trump trolls the Latinos
Kek
>Be me
>Pic related
>Possible decedent of Lucius Junius Brutus
>Sees best friend, ma nigga Gaius Julius Caesar
>We may have fucked DESU
>See him take the title 'dictator' too many times
>Watch him become dictator perpetuo (basically unlimited dictator)
>Must save the republic muh ancestor helped created
>Senators called for the establishment of his office by 'Knife Diplomacy'
>We invite him to the Theatre of Pompey in Rome
>Senator Bigus Dickus slashes at him
>22 stabs later I intervene
>Julius, my nigga, bleeding on the ground, looks up at me, covering his face at my sight
>Et tu, Brutus?
>Stabs the bitch and watch as the disfigured and weakened man died.
>Feel bad DESU
What do you think of my actions? Was I right to kill my friend to preserve the republic? Or am I a trader to my friends? What do you think?
>>25137686
You're an asshole. Enjoy being in the deepest circle of hell.
You only did it because he was fucking your mom and cutting interest rates and getting rid of tax farming. You don't give a shit about the repub. Fuck off normie
It's treason, then
AUGHHHHHHHHHH
*wipes tears*
t-t-tick t-tock wage cucks don't forget to set your alarm clocks for tomorrow y-youve got a long day of work ahead of you wouldnt want to be l-late for mr. sheklestien or you could get fired
meanwhile ill be setting my alarm clock b-because i um...i.......uhhh.... am going for a jog early tomorrow! *farts*
this has some potential
>>25137656
I said it once and I'll say it one thousand more, if you're Neet but not rich then your existence will be unbearable.
Rich Neets are god tier
Poor Neets are worse than hell tier
>tfw she wholesome in deed and character and makes you feel amazing but it will never be
that is so beautiful, you have the heart and soul of a poet
>>25137715
um I cant tell if you are trolling or gay or a femanon.
>>25137648
Simply pottery. Upvoted on funnyjonk.
