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Are you supposed to stick your tongue inside the booty when you eat it or do you just lick the bootyhole?
>you will never stick your tongue inside of an ass
lick the bootyhole
original comment bro
>Decent looking
>lots of friends/acquaintances who like me
>No one I know of hates or even dislikes me
>Apparently have perfect eyebrows
>Only faults are my self esteem issues, anxiety, and mild case of laziness
I'm so close to normiehood. How can I push myself those last few inches?
Pic related, one of my role models.
>>25137488
Cut your balls and dick off. That's what everyone else is doing.
>>25137488
get a better role model
>>25137550
How can you have any better role model than a proud, conservative, aryan man?
who /uppity robot/ here
>>25137455
me
hello friend
>>25137455
who the fuck you're talking to bitch?!?!
>>25138214
no one of importance
>when you're laying there watching her waddle to the bathroom trying not to let your cum drip out of her
>>25137431
I don't know this feel
>dat feel when you drill a creampie into her right before she leaves for work, and you know her panties will be jizz soaked on the bus ride to work
>>25137431
I know this feel. It's pretty great.
>inb4 ree
IM FRIENDS WITH A MONSTER
*****IVE BEEN MUTE*****
>>25137358
c-condelisa rice?
Guys can you help me out?
My true love and I have not spoken since September (see pic) and I was a bit rude I think in my last message back then but understand she made talking to her very difficult.
Should I bother messaging her again out of the blue. I dont think she ever really saw me as a potential partner but I got sooo obsessive it ruined a whole year of my life imo. We live like 3 hour drive from each other too is it even worth bothering. I have tried really hard to not think about her in that time, but it is starting to tear me up again and I have had too many breakdowns about it and done nothing,
What do I say? How do I talk to her now? I am afraid she found a partner, or just will block me like she did for a few months and randomly add me again.
I am stuck guys I need another opinion on it.
"Hey, doing better? How have you been?"
If she just drops off like that, you're not even important enough to be in the friend zone. You've got a shot if you strike now.
Send her a picture of your hard dick wrapped in an inkjet printed photo of her mother.
>>25137335
The answer is always Yes, stop messaging her
Why do women get scared and angry when you see them without make-up?
>>25137244
Because they live a lie and you see them for what they really - vile little creatures ripe with premature aging from dietary deficiencies and alcohol use.
Prove to me your loneliness isn't self inducedprotip: you can't
>>25137197
My dad raped me until I was 15 and my mom kicked me out when i was 19 and I'm homeless
I try reaching out to people, but I'm only met with silence.
No one wants to talk to me unless they need something.
JUST
USTJ
STJU
TJUS
blox
it's 4 in the morning and I'm about to make burritos
judging on when I woke up today, or rather, yesterday, I'll probably go to bed somewhere around noon
it really doesn't matter when you're NEET
I hope you enjoy your burritos
>tfw no burritos
>go to /r/, /wsr/, and /adv/
>ask for help on something
>lol just google it
>doesn't use startpage
Kek
>>25137135
>doesn't use duck duck go
haha
Why'd you hit that gril, anon?
I didn't hit anyone you bitch.
>>25136988
Never laid a hand on her.
I don't beat dumb animals.
No point, since they never learn.
>>25136988
some bitches need to learn their place.
JUST MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY.
I DON'T WANT TO FEEL THIS ANYMORE.
I WANT TO BE A KID AGAIN, I DON'T WANT THESE FEELS ANYMORE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-oNV9qBaU8&list=PL74EE7E6C2A3439BD&index=27
SHAKE DA BOTTLE, WHATS IT HOLD
HOW MANY HAVE I ALREADY SOLD
HOPE NOT TOO MUCH, CUZ I FEEL INSANE
GONNA NEED MORE THEN ONE TO NUMB THE PAIN
>>25136972
>>25137035
SHIT BUT SHANKED BY MAH DISRESPECT
DISMISS THIS LIFE
WORSHIP DEATH
I STAY NOIDED
I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE
Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
Fucking beautiful. God bless America, fuck every other place
Ha, what kind of a faggot would write this garbage
>find out yesterday my scholarships may be taken away
>have too many hours for college despite not even having the required hours to get my degree
>makes no sense but could be the end of my career
>feel better today
>gaming just waiting for the day to end having fun
>bust hole in wall with foot on accident
>parents visibly upset
>tomorrow have to go try and get my scholarships back
the ride was going well, but looks like this might be my stop
how about your weekend robots?
i've been in those situations before with my scholarships
it's oddly disorienting to find out your entire life may be derailed because of some weird bureaucratic shit that seems so minor
just persevere through it, don't get fatalistic. jump through the hoops. remember: some asshole always has a rubber stamp that can fix everything. the bureaucracy can always be overwritten. get in touch with as many people as you can, get varied advice, be proactive. you can fix it. never as bad as it seems.
if it's because you fucked up (too drunk to tell atm), just remember academic probation is usually really flexible and ad hoc
>>25137132
basically what happened is the rules changed when i signed up to get what was basically a free associates degree at the beginning of this semester.
somehow that changed my situation on the path to my bachelor's and even though im in the clear on grades and will graduate with exactly the hours i need to get my bachelor's
thanks for the encouragement anon
Come join robit skype group and wank about all this human bean shit.
https://join.skype.com/zrreH7IBEj8b
>>25136762
There are already like 3 huge robot skype groups
>>25137031
As huge as the BBC in your wife, faggot?
are any of the skype groups not full of huge asstards or?
