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Any robits live (or have lived) in Arizona? I'm a coastal fan but as much as I love the ocean I also hate cold weather (because faggot probably) and California (because gommunist definitely). I don't want to move to the East Coast because I'm currently WC and that's an awful far way to move, but I've heard living in Arizona is cheap and easy.
I'm a construction worker by trade, so I'm not a hipster faggot who thinks he's going to move down there and open a bookstore/coffeeshop selling John Green and hosting feminist book clubs. I'm absolutely certain in my ability to find work, it's never taken me (since becoming established in construction) more than two or three days to find a job. But is AZ a decent place to live?
I value being alone, living cheap, warm weather, cold beer, and generally being a friendless fucking hermit whose primary socialization is saying "hi" to a coworker in the morning. I also hear it's practically legal to shoot Mexicans on sight in AZ, which I value because I like shooting and I don't like illegals. AZ also seems like it might become one of the last anti-SJW bastions if one of the Left's primary faggots gets elected next year. And if Trump gets in (he won't), AZ will be a paradise and probably give you cash rewards for scalps of illegals or people who kinda looked like illegals before you scalped them.
az resident
you're retarded, there are so many minorities in tucson/phoenix. you have to go to somewhere like fountain hills to get to an all white place, but you can't afford those places.
also most people here aren't racist at all, it's really the inbred rednecks in rural areas on meth that are.
>>25132299
>so many minorities in tucson/phoenix
>most people aren't racist
Tell me more. Also, living in a city is for gays and homosexuals, I'm sure even in a place like AZ the cities are more liberal and enriched, relatively speaking.
Seriously though, isn't it practically legal to shoot illegals on sight? Aren't citizens practically encouraged to own guns? Perhaps your immigrants are much more like Northern Midwest immigrants; the only ones that get up that far are generally looking for work that isn't selling drugs or killing people, is Arizona unfriendly enough that any immigrant who goes there is going to work and not nig?
Seriously, you know the /pol/ memes, if immigrants in AZ don't remind you of /pol/ memes every day then they're nothing like immigrants in most other states/cities.
So I suspect my mother has a problem. She's really depressed because we have the worst lives ever and she really wants attention. I came back from my friends house and she was down cellar calling me. I went down and she was bent over the dryer and trying to pull clothes out (unbelievably drunk) and trying to do it and she always complains about back problems but I think her mind is causing most her problems.
Anyway she was pulling clothes out not being able to stand no matter how many times I offered to do it she said no. I left and she started sitting there then I went down again offering to do the clothes and she said no. Then she grabbed a bunch of clothes saying she had to shower and has to go to work tomorrow and I told her she should miss work if its that bad (she can call in sick and has an abundance of sick days) and she kept saying no no then she grabbed the clothes and I kept offering to carry them and she said no and climbed up the stairs on all fours saying she didn't want me to carry them.
She's like this a lot normally my dad has to feed her ungodly amounts of attention and she thinks everyone is like that. I don't know how my dad does it because its like 4 or 5 times a day she makes a big deal out of nothing just to see how much attention you'll give her until you give up then freak out on you if you don't give her the attention.
Borderline Personality Disorder or she could be Bipolar.
>>25131434
Or "being an aging woman"
>>25131370
i feel you m8, my mother needs lots of attention too, but its worse than yours, believe me. she doesn't get drunk, she keeps being sober and enjoys trying to create discomfort and conflict in our 'family'
www.reddit.com/r/hotwife
www.reddit.com/r/cuckold
there are literally subreddits where redditors beg other people to fuck their wives
if you post on reddit, you are a...
KEKOLD
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>>25131343
Look at that asian nigger
>side burns
>flat nose
>squinty eyes
>shit skin
>monkey face
>dindu mouth
why do people find asian "women" attractive?
Is it only me who if I was some attract ive celebrity would randomly bang the fuck out of an average girl who'd worship me to make her life? Then again if I was like that I probably wouldnt think thism
>>25131343
>He doesn't know that cuck has been unfiltered
Baka desu senpai my good chum.
Twinkle toes, it's MY world now
>>25131270
STFU you gay retard
>>25131270
All the little roachies don't even know that they are all pawns in my little game
>>25131504
see
>>25131466
This comment was not original fuck the robot
Just noticed his YouTube channel is closed.
>>25131260
Yeah, good question.
But no one knows, no one has a proof of anything.
He lost his virginity to a prostitute that his uncle brought him and now he's not friends with jamil anymore.
Its official. >>22998431 is empty on /soc/
I didnt want to believe but its true. Women are probably fucking chad right now. For those of us still holding off hoping that we'll will one day meet a cutie abandon hope now. Dont hope for the impossible.
>>25131220
huh, can you not link threads from other boards
>>25131220
guess Im the only one surprised by this.
>Mom and dad, this is anon
Was there a point to this thread?
babbys first greentext thread
"So she is a lesbian then"
If you're not fully a robot, can you be considered a cyborg?
Yes. In fact, we're all like Terminators in a sense. Living flesh on the outside. Dead cold emotionless mind on the inside.
>>25131149
that's literally what a cyborg is. not fully robot or normie. the comfy position.
Would the West be better off, if our culture involved over-worked, lonely office ladies like Japan?
>>25131143
Post more of that OL series and I'll tell you.
>>25131748
I have some of them.
girls confessing would solve all our problems here
Did any of you guys have one of those as a teenager?
A spreadsheet with all the girls you fapped to.
I would give a value to the first 8 factors and it would calculate the "best girl". I updated the numbers probably monthly while they were my classmates, then it would become stagnant, like a museum. But my dick would still be hard just looking at the names and numbers.
Of course I generated random names before the print screen.
This list is for every girl from 2012 to the past. Nowadays I would feel weird doing it and I don't fap that much to the coworkers, specially because porn. But I still have a tournament going with the 64 all-time bests, but it's different since I just give a number to the performance of each after fapping. I'm on the last days of group stage, and hope to never use excel for fap enrollment anymore after having a champion. It's always sad seeing girls who defined an era being eliminated to oblivion, when that happens I fap once or twice only to them (group stage had group performances).
I hope this amuse the normalfags and inspire the pepe collectors. Feel free to ask questions
This is autistic as fuck but I wish I had the motivation to do this. Pretty cool, anon.
how exceptionally degenerate of you, I award you 5 gold stars and you deserve each and everyone one.
That's such useless data.
I'd keep a spreadsheet of partners, maybe, but it'd only have three rows right now, once of which was for headers. But even if it had more, my aim isn't to be able to say I dated or fucked 1,000 girls. It's to lead a fine life (this includes a few things) and, if I happen to find one gem that lasts in the process, be content.
Hello, fellow robots. Recently, I've noticed something somewhat unnerving about myself. I don't want anything. I used to get excited over anything - foods, books, sports, video games, guns, and so on. Not anymore. Hell, I don't even feel like fapping anymore. I'm not sure when this change occurred in me or why.
Do any of you feel this way? I mean, I still play video games and read books and so on but I feel no tremendous desire to do so. Have I just become jaded towards everything due to overexposure? All I feel like doing is just sitting around with no real objective in mind.
try meditation for once
do nothing and let your mind be still while sitting or laying in a comfortable position
>>25131087
What should I think about whilst meditating? Or should I just let my mind wander?
>>25131153
Try to think about nothing. Don't stimulate or suppress any thoughts, just acknowledge them and move on. It sounds weird at first but being at peace with total silence is refreshing in a way.
Where my /NEET/boyz at?
I'm not here to antagonize wageboys, I just wanna appreciate the lifestyle in peace.
>tfw I don't have to work tomorrow
>>25130862
me neither
im on full time vacation
feelsgood
What do you think we will all be doing in 40 years?
I will probably be given the opportunity to start a family when i'm 30, cause you know, beta provider for used up slut etc.
I'm probably gonna reject it though, because this place has altered my way of thinking so i'll probably tell myself i don't wanna be kek'd.
Then i'll live alone for the rest of my life, probably gonna have to wagekek until im retired, then i can become a NEET for the rest of my days and die alone, not leaving a trace of my existence. w/e
>implying i'll live past 25
>>25130856
we will be doing what weve always been doing
posting here and creating dank memes
>>25130856
Replying to another post on /r9k/.
What? You think we can leave this place?
>>25130856
If you're not older than 25, then why are you here? How can you call yourself a robot when you're literally in the prime of your life.
normand find the exit roo
/RNH/ IT'S TIME FOR REAL NIGGA HOURS
GET IN HERE IF U A REAL NIGGA AND UP RN
>tfw no one will ever make one of me
real foamer hours
if you autists up, get on dat like train
>>25130712
NIGGA ITS 4 IN THE AFTERNOON DONT BE HYPIN ME UP LIKE DAT
>tfw no belly gf to tease me about how much she would love to swallow me whole and make herself fatter
Y-you too
>tfw no vore belly gf
