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On left: 6'1"
On right: 5'10"
MANLETS BTFO
>>25129656
If the winner is a nigger and the loser is a nigger, there's no real winner.
niceme.methis comment is not original
>>25129656
>implying 6'1 isn't manlet
It's almost over, wagecuck.
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>>25129642
Thisthos.
Believe me or not, I don't care.
I'm going to cuck myself right after christmas. I saved up 69 Euro over the years and I don't want to do anything with it nor do I have someone to give the money to.
So I wanted it to give it to one of you guys. I got skype, steam and mail contacts with 25+ people from here. I would have given the money to anyone who would have been writing me back at least once a day over the course of one week. No one did. I tried to be nice to you and listen to you and make you feel better but all of you blocked me or called me names.
I just gave all the money to my local bull farm.
Fuck you people, you missed your chance
Oh no, how horrible
Believe me or not, I don't care.
I'm going to kill myself right after christmas. I saved up 178k Euro over the years and I don't want to do anything with it nor do I have someone to give the money to.
So I wanted it to give it to one of you guys. I got skype, steam and mail contacts with 25+ people from here. I would have given the money to anyone who would have been writing me back at least once a day over the course of one week. No one did. I tried to be nice to you and listen to you and make you feel better but all of you blocked me or called me names.
I just gave all the money to my local animal shelter.
Fuck you people, you missed your chance
>>25129060
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Did you put it all in a bag and toss it in front of the shelter?
>>25129060
>>25128379
Uh-hu.
Not gonna put any energy or effort into chasing girls, for someone like me it's futile. I suggest you niggas do the same. I'm gonna read more, pursue artistic pursuits, become a complete schizoid and only interact with people when needed.
Going to focus on honing my mind and financial status so I can lead a comfy life.
I wont change shit. I'll keep doing the same thing I've done all my life: nothing.
I can't say I didn't try before. 2015 was a year full of trying. And while it was a good year, the only good moments where the ones I was alone doing nothing. So I'll do my best to be as isolated and useless as possible.
>>25129051
Do you have any goals or dreams?
How can any of you seriously be attracted to women? They like dick. I don't know about you but that sounds pretty gay to me.
I'm totally fucking high but this post made me laugh totally out loud lol
Haha
>>25129020
Bro me too. Shit man
/r9k/ newfag here, what the hell is with this board's obsession over robots?
>>25128965
We're not obsessed fleshy anon. We are robots.
>>25128965
they are sexy anon
How many white women will naturally look like this in their 40s?
>>25128708
>what are outliers
99.9% of black women don't look like Gabrielle Union.
>>25128768
Of course they don't, only one person in the world will ever look like Gabrielle Union and that's Gabrielle Union. But what white woman will look that young at 43?
>>25128768
No but they do have a habit of aging really really well.
Used to be what you people used to call a Chad, that was until my mom got sick of me leaving and being with different women. It's been three months since I've left my room. I don't even leave for food, my mother just slides my meals under the door( I have it locked). I haven't seen the sunlight. I used to come to r9k for humour, now its a page I can relate to. send help pls
How can a failed normie relate to robots?
Get a load of this lads.
>>25128701 we've all started from somewhere
Try to find a hobby you find fun that will make you get out of the house.
Like Smash Bros. The people who play that game are always super welcoming.
>wake up
>check time
>5:00 pm
i-it gets better eventually.R-right?
>>25128569
Tbqh as someone with a sleep disorder, I'll tell you right now getting a better sleep schedule is easy as fuck. Set an alarm between anywhere from eight to noon and make that your goal wake up time.
Might be difficult at first, but the easiest way to reset it is by bruteforcing it; i.e staying up all night, and continuing to stay awake until between midnight to two in the morning. The other method is just periodically pushing your wake up time forward until you go from sleeping in the days to being awake in teh days.
>wake up
>darkness
>>25128715
>not just benzos
>>25128977
feels good
>tfw shadowbanned
Fuck you Hiroshima
>>25128567
iktf
shadowbanned thread?
>>25128567
We're all shadowbanned from lyfe here
Is anyone else put off by the idea of casual sex? I've had some opportunities, but I don't capitalize on them because 1. I don't like casual sex and 2. I just don't know that's what they were waiting for. Are people supposed to just casually have sex THEN think about dating? Like I can see maybe sleeping with a girl I really click with, but that rarely happens and even then I will fuck it up
This is why you're a virgin.
>>25128571
not even a virgin tho I've had lots of opportunities, but only had sex with two girls and we had semi serious relationships from 6 months-2 years
>tfw no chubby belly gf
>tfw chubby belly gf
>tfw she wants to start working out
>>25128373
beautiful
work with her to turn her into a fit goddess and reap the rewards of your combined efforts
>>25128345
>tfw morbidly obese belly gf
>tfw same interests and fetishes
>tfw long distance
Seeing as how popular Pepe has become and how pepe is everywhere and being posted by everyone all over the net, i can't help but wonder something. You guys here post pepe all the time and complain about "normies", but isn't posting pepe the most "normie" thing you could be doing right now? like even if you guys don't realize it yourself, everytime you post pepe you're pretty much being as big of a normalfag as possible.
This board is full of normies, true robotd go on /fit/ and try improving
>>25128342
Kill yourself, cunt
Pepe isn't going anywhere
>don't play with food, anon
Why do normies say this stupid shit? As if food was holy or something. I was just mixing up all the remainders of food at the cafeteria table and throwing them all over the table, when this stupid bitch classmate of mine told me in a condescending tone to stop.
Because once you get out of middle school you understand how things really are.
![[2 smug 4 you].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qfPVyG7.jpg "[2 smug 4 you]")
