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I have no job, no drivers license, no friends, no future.
Is there any reason not to join the army?
I'm not fit or athletic but not fat either, seems like you could make some cool friends there.
Also; I'm not American so the chance that I'll go overseas and get shot is fairly small.
>>25120828
I'd go for it if I were you, but if you get deployed, you're fucked.
I want to join the army aswell but only if I get deployed and get to shoot some terrorist scum to make this world a better place.
>>25120845
I think you get deployed after some time. I believe it's 3-6 months, most likely in Afghanistan. Seems pretty boring and uncomfortable desu but the pay is also good.
>walk to electronics store
>buy my shit
>qt cashier
>walk home
>realise I forgot something
>walk back
>qt cashier still there, recognises me, talk a little
Like a month later:
>walk to electronics store
>buy my shit
>qt cashier there again
>recognises me
>walk home
>realise again that I forgot something
>walk back
>she's still there
Ayy if she doesn't think I'm a retard by now she probably is one herself tbqh
She doesn't give a fuck /thread
>that magical time of day (9 pm to 1 am) where you believe anything is possible tomorrow
>as I left the uni library (I was in late because I didn't do any work today) I check out SICP and history of western philosophy by bertrand russell
>previously in the day I took out a short introduction to plato and his complete works
>I'm sure I can meaningfully go through it all while getting good grades as a chemical engineering student
>also while reading everything else in picrelated
>also while learning spanish, going to the gym 4 times a week and jogging 2 to 3 times a week
All of it is possible if I stay off of 4chan. I will definitely not lose motivation on page 3 of the apology as I realise that I don't enjoy it and that it's the weekend and everyone else at my uni is living the university fuckfest dream. I'm sure this will all be rewarding in some sort of way.
>John Green in first column
Off to lit my nigga
>>25120738
>9 pm to 1 am
There's something magical about those hours. It's the time when my creativity is at its highest.
Guy's i just found /r9k/ the band
"Spoiled fuck machine, think you're on easy street, you're a slave to man and what he puts inside you, stinking pack mule, you smell like shit"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKTsNwsM00A
Stop self promoting
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My mom is having loud sex with her boyfriend again
>>25120572
post pics
bloxxbloxx
>>25120572
and? what the fuck do you want us to do about it?
go in there and fuck him in the ass
stop whining you faggot
Lets just say you woke up one day as a man. You had the body of a man and everyone you talked to was convinced that you've always been male. In the course of learning about your new life, you learn that you have a girlfriend. How would you treat her?
Of course this is a question for girls only, since this place seems to be a filled with them these days.
I like boys and girls, so it's not a huge stretch for me to imagine myself in a serious relationship with one.
As with dating men I'd want us to be teammates in real life, but in bed I would enjoy a slightly dominant role. I'd like to pretend to kidnap her and force her to cuddle me and tell her she was mine now. Which is what I already enjoy.
This just showed up on my FB, and it made me think of you guys.
We have a potential active shooter ATM. No time to worry about stacies chocking on cock.
3DPD
-Will cheat on you with Chad
-Loses her beauty with age
-Will divorce you and take half your shit
George of the Jungle
-Strong as he can be
-Lives a life that's free
-Friend to you and me
-Watch out for that tree!!!
JUST
[SPOILER] originality
Chad, Chad,
Chad of the Normies
You will never be
(REEEEEEEEE!!!!)
Get laid by 30!!!!
Guys I am really fucked up . forgive me for not being good at English.
>Be me
>talk to the English teacher
>Really hate her , she's a bitch
>read "priest" as "breast" ( I don't know why )
>She shouts at me
>It is really embarrassing
>another slut looks at me
>Laugh
>the bitch keep shouting at me , and tell me never talk to her anymore
>tfw you are fucked up
I guess she thought I sexual assault her , should I commit suicide ?
Affirmative!
Muted!
>had a date tonight
>reconfirmed in the morning
>gets to the evening
>she says she's tired and going to bed
>pic related
I don't need this, I gotta lotta cool things I could be doing...
Jeb make room on that ledge
There's plenty of room on the existential angst train friend, hop aboardthere are no brakes
Date? More like you buy girl food, she rants about her friends or ex. You go home and masturbate.
>>25120140
>pic
kek
>>25120140
>Date? More like you buy girl food, she rants about her friends or ex. You go home and masturbate.
If you're taking a woman out for food you're seriously doing it fucking wrong. If you're paying, you're also doing it wrong, if you're masturbating it better be onto her face
I never want to have children, and though I think about pussy a lot, would probably be to scared to actually have sex... the only 100% effective contraception is abstinence.
I don't get why other people are so bitter about being "virgins," sure its sexually frustrating, but never having to worry about getting a woman pregnant is a huge relief that far outweighs the negative feelings of lifelong celibacy.
>>25120048
I want to have a child but not a wife.
I wanna be the male version of virgin mary.
>inb4 mpreg bullshit, I just can't imagine myself living with a real woman.
>>25120081
Will you adopt?
Got a kid but no partner. Kind of fucked myself on that one, single dad is a hard angle to sell.
/r9k/ is:
1. the best board on 4chan
2.the worst board on 4chan
which is true??
>>25120043
both
praise the robot so he won't delete my post
>>25120043
Neither ofc
Best: If you go on quality alone probably /po/ or /an/.
Worst: Can't decide of it's /a/ or /v/.
What's the matter, McFly?
Chicken!?
What did you call me, Griff?
Pic related... Mc fly!
What do you usually do while posting on 4chan?
I'm listening to some Age of Empires 2 soundtrack atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehZMQ9Q1Jko
good for you tryhard
>>25119988
nice dubs my friend
Idk I think I'm falling apart. I just keep thinking about how pointless things are. Like. I'm going to work in a few hours to make money so I can pay my car loan. This allows me to go to work. And. Okay. My little extra money goes to games, and that just burns time between when I have to work. Everything costs money and I don't have any of it.
Im not trying to be an angsty bitch. For instance, I know at the very least I have personality, and I try to be nice and funny and all that; I'm not a bad guy. At the end of the day though, I'm so very bored of life. I'm just so bored. I try to do things but I would 100% honestly rather be in bed or on my computer. I truly do not like doing things. And. Fuck. Idk this girl has been cheating on me for about 9 months and now I'm getting threats from this douche. He is, every day threatening me and it's so tiring. Like, I'm in the same boat as him and for whatever reason, he's still with her and now he's mad at me. I'm not Fedor Emelianenko or some shit, but this sprout thinks he can kick my ass. I have no doubt this dag could hurt me, but Jesus. I just simply do not want to fight him. I won't get anything out of it you know? In all honesty, I've won fights against people a lot larger than him.
Wow
Any fuck, this kids 17? This is a long post. Fuck it
>>25119940
I TRIED SO HAAAAAARD
AND GOT SO FAAAAAAR
BUT IN THE EEEEEEND
IT DOESN'TEVENMATTEERRRRRRR
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